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Fresh from the generation of [[retard|idiots]] that gave us the [[Tide Pods]] Challange, the bannanna peel challange and the challange of holding a handful of salt in your closed hand until you get chemical burns comes a brand new stupidity for the [[internets]] that is designed so that [[Attention whore|girls can feel valued and loved]] based on the number of views they get and  [[fat]] kids can do something that doesn't involve eating or requires getting up and out of a chair so that they can feel loved and accepted before they lose a foot to diabetes. 
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'''The Condom Snorting Challange'''
 
 
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== How To Do The Condom Snorting Challange ==
 
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* 1: Be an [[Attention whore]], [[autistic]] or an out and out [[retard]].
 
* 2: Get a hold of something that most of you will never have a need for.  If you're a [[loli|girl]], you can always use the one your Dad put on for you last night. 
 
* 3: All but the girl will have to open the condom wrapper and uncoil it.  BTW, if you're the girl, don't dissapoint your Dad.  Remember to eat the [[Cum|Creamy Center]] first.
 
* 4: Stuff the tip of the Peter Armour up one of your nostrils.  Just pretend that you're digging for [[Jew Gold|Gold]].
 
* 5: Push down on the other nostril with a finger and inhale hard enough until the Scum Bag slides into your throat.
 
* 6: Open your mouth, reach in and pull the Jimmy Hat out.
 
* 7: ???
 
* 8: Profit.
 
== It's Mostly Sensationalized Media ==
 
[[File:Girl condom 5180.jpg|thumb|right|200px|the '''REAL''' condom challange]]
 
[https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/health/a19670261/condom-snorting-trend-fake/ Esquire.com] has reported that most [[YouTube]] videos showing condom snorting date way back to the archaic, [[Obama]] cursed age of 2013.  Condom Snorting is only a [[Attention|thing]] right now because it happened to be a slow [[News]] day and parents, with nothing better to do, were [[bitch]]ing because they became convinced that kids were trying to kill themselves after watching a handful of videos.  Like [[Oprah Winfrey]] - all they accomplished was making a big thing out of something only a handful of people were doing like the infamous [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_party_(sexuality) Rainbow Parties].
 
There is nothing to worry about.  Because so many news sources made an event out of nothing, [[Attention]] hungry [[retard]]s will be doing it like they were Lemmings walking off a cliff.
 
== Gallery Of Idiots ==
 
<br>
<center>
{{frame|<gallery perrow=5 heights="150px" widths="150px" class="center">
 
File:Condom snort 111.jpg|She has that same look of when you give a girl a facial and aim it so it goes up her nose
 
File:Condom snort 222.jpg|If you're her parents look at it this way, she could be doing this or sexting pics of her fire crotch to older guys thinking it'll lead to love
 
File:Condom snort 333.jpg
 
File:Condom snort 444.jpg|All the kids laughed when his health teacher gave him a condom, saying he'd never use it. He proved them wrong
 
File:Condom snort 555.png
 
File:Condom snort 777.jpg|Typical Attention Whore.  She probably spent more time framing her tits than she spent on the whole shoot
 
File:Condom snort 999.jpg
 
</gallery>|border=black|background=white}}
</center>
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== External Links ==
 
* [https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/04/02/condom-snorting-challenge-every-parents-worst-nightmare/477431002/ USA Today] Condom snorting is every parents nightmare
 
* [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/condom-snorting-challenge-experts-warn-dangerous-trend/ CBS News] Experts warn condom snorting can be dangerous
 
* [https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/condom-snorting-teens-video_us_5ac26705e4b09712fec3387b Huffington Post] Condom snorting: Don't do it
 
* [https://nypost.com/2018/04/02/moronic-condom-snorting-challenge-takes-over-social-media/ New York Post] Condom snorting taking over social media
 
* [https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/health/a19670261/condom-snorting-trend-fake/ Esquire.com] Condom Snorting is mostly fake.
 
* [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/condom-snorting-challenge/ Snopes.com] Some truth to it but mostly false.
 
 
== See Also ==
 
[[File:4AC3AB0900000578-0-image-a-19 1522680766447.jpg|thumb|right|200px|This might be the only time you see a black man using a condom]]
 
* [[Attention whore]]s
* [[Bleach]]
* [[Fake News]]
* [[Generation Z]]
* [[Planking]]
* [[Retard]]s
* [[Tide Pods]]
* [[YouTube]]
 
 
{{Life}}
{{Memes}}
{{Social Media}}
{{ytseries|title=Condom Snorting}}
{{Cancer}}
 
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Revision as of 18:09, 23 May 2022

Warning!
There is a potential danger involved with this challange. If you do it and die, we will post your pic on this page so everyone can point and laugh at your dumb ass

Fresh from the generation of idiots that gave us the Tide Pods Challange, the bannanna peel challange and the challange of holding a handful of salt in your closed hand until you get chemical burns comes a brand new stupidity for the internets that is designed so that girls can feel valued and loved based on the number of views they get and fat kids can do something that doesn't involve eating or requires getting up and out of a chair so that they can feel loved and accepted before they lose a foot to diabetes.

The Condom Snorting Challange


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How To Do The Condom Snorting Challange

  • 2: Get a hold of something that most of you will never have a need for. If you're a girl, you can always use the one your Dad put on for you last night.
  • 3: All but the girl will have to open the condom wrapper and uncoil it. BTW, if you're the girl, don't dissapoint your Dad. Remember to eat the Creamy Center first.
  • 4: Stuff the tip of the Peter Armour up one of your nostrils. Just pretend that you're digging for Gold.
  • 5: Push down on the other nostril with a finger and inhale hard enough until the Scum Bag slides into your throat.
  • 6: Open your mouth, reach in and pull the Jimmy Hat out.
  • 7: ???
  • 8: Profit.

It's Mostly Sensationalized Media

the REAL condom challange

Esquire.com has reported that most YouTube videos showing condom snorting date way back to the archaic, Obama cursed age of 2013. Condom Snorting is only a thing right now because it happened to be a slow News day and parents, with nothing better to do, were bitching because they became convinced that kids were trying to kill themselves after watching a handful of videos. Like Oprah Winfrey - all they accomplished was making a big thing out of something only a handful of people were doing like the infamous Rainbow Parties.

There is nothing to worry about. Because so many news sources made an event out of nothing, Attention hungry retards will be doing it like they were Lemmings walking off a cliff.

Gallery Of Idiots


  • She has that same look of when you give a girl a facial and aim it so it goes up her nose
    She has that same look of when you give a girl a facial and aim it so it goes up her nose
  • If you're her parents look at it this way, she could be doing this or sexting pics of her fire crotch to older guys thinking it'll lead to love
    If you're her parents look at it this way, she could be doing this or sexting pics of her fire crotch to older guys thinking it'll lead to love
  • All the kids laughed when his health teacher gave him a condom, saying he'd never use it. He proved them wrong
    All the kids laughed when his health teacher gave him a condom, saying he'd never use it. He proved them wrong
  • Typical Attention Whore. She probably spent more time framing her tits than she spent on the whole shoot
    Typical Attention Whore. She probably spent more time framing her tits than she spent on the whole shoot


External Links

  • USA Today Condom snorting is every parents nightmare
  • CBS News Experts warn condom snorting can be dangerous


See Also

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