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'''Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy [[Camrose Cat Killers|cat murderess]] from Paynesville in [[Minnesota]] who rose to fame for bragging about killing animals on [[Twitter]]. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the [[Internets]] in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing-for-fun [http://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa demanded that her killing spree be stopped]. | '''Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy [[Camrose Cat Killers|cat murderess]] from Paynesville in [[Minnesota]] who rose to fame for bragging about killing animals [[Rofl|for fun]] on [[Twitter]]. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the [[Internets]] in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing-for-fun [http://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa demanded that her killing spree be stopped]. | ||
In her spare time, Melissa kills whatever gets in her way, including reindeer, cats, dogs and probably even humans if she gets a chance, when she is not busy with bragging of said killing in the [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|obscure self-produced television show]] "Deadly Passion." | In her spare time, Melissa kills whatever gets in her way, including reindeer, cats, dogs and probably even humans if she gets a chance, when she is not busy with bragging of said killing in the [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|obscure self-produced television show]] "Deadly Passion." | ||
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Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy cat murderess from Paynesville in Minnesota who rose to fame for bragging about killing animals for fun on Twitter. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the Internets in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing-for-fun demanded that her killing spree be stopped.
In her spare time, Melissa kills whatever gets in her way, including reindeer, cats, dogs and probably even humans if she gets a chance, when she is not busy with bragging of said killing in the obscure self-produced television show "Deadly Passion."
Melissa Bachman is rumoured to be the younger sister of Luka Magnotta, an aunt of Cheyenne Cherry, and some argue she is a relative of Erik Ribsskog as well.
What gets her off? Killing animals for fun
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Melissa killing bear -
Melissa killing neighbour's kitten -
No christmas this year, Melissa killed Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer -
No more Lion King, Melissa killed Mufasa
What a hunt!
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D.O.B: July 17, 1984
Phone: (320) 260-9064 (Verizon Wireless)
Address: 424 7th St E Carver, MN 55315-4530
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