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Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy cat murderess from Paynesville in Minnesota who rose to fame for bragging about killing animals for fun on Twitter. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the Internets in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing-for-fun demanded that her killing spree be stopped.
In her spare time, Melissa kills whatever gets in her way, including reindeer, cats, dogs and probably even humans if she gets a chance, when she is not busy with bragging of said killing in the obscure self-produced television show "Deadly Passion."
Melissa Bachman is rumoured to be the younger sister of Luka Magnotta, an aunt of Cheyenne Cherry, and some argue she is a relative of Erik Ribsskog (who gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass") as well.
What gets her off? Killing animals for fun
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Melissa killing bear
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Melissa killing neighbour's kitten
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No christmas this year, Melissa killed Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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No more Lion King, Melissa killed Mufasa
What a hunt!
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D.O.B: July 17, 1984
Phone: (320) 260-9064 (Verizon Wireless)
Address: 424 7th St E Carver, MN 55315-4530
E-mail addresses:
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