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D.O.B: July 17, 1984
D.O.B: July 17, 1984

Revision as of 22:20, 28 November 2013

Serial animal killer Melissa Bachman from Minnesota sitting on the ass of her most recent victim. Note the gleeful smile of this sick fuck. In honour of this picture, Erik Ribsskog gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass."
   
 
She kills everything. Pictures of the stupid bitch smiling over the corpses of a heap of dead animals.
 

 
 

—Killing spree wasn't well received

Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy cat murderess from Paynesville in Minnesota who rose to fame for bragging about killing animals for fun on Twitter. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the Internets in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing-for-fun demanded that her killing spree be stopped.

In her spare time, Melissa kills whatever gets in her way, including reindeer, cats, dogs and probably even humans if she gets a chance, when she is not busy with bragging of said killing in the obscure self-produced television show "Deadly Passion."

Melissa Bachman is rumoured to be the younger sister of Luka Magnotta, an aunt of Cheyenne Cherry, and some argue she is a relative of Erik Ribsskog (who gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass") as well.

What gets her off? Killing animals for fun

What a hunt!

Dox

Now it's fair!

D.O.B: July 17, 1984

Phone: (320) 260-9064 (Verizon Wireless)

Address: 424 7th St E Carver, MN 55315-4530

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