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[[File:Murderess of cats Melissa Bachman.jpg|thumb|400px|Serial animal killer Melissa Bachman from Minnesota sitting on the ass of her most recent victim. Note the gleeful smile of this [[sick fuck]]. In honour of this picture, [[Erik Ribsskog]] gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass."]]
[[File:Murderess of cats Melissa Bachman.jpg|thumb|400px|Serial animal killer Melissa Bachman from Minnesota sitting on the ass of her most recent victim. Note the gleeful smile of this [[sick fuck]]. In honour of this picture, [[Erik Ribsskog]] gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass."]]
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{{quote|She kills everything. Pictures of the stupid bitch smiling over the corpses of a heap of dead animals.|Killing spree wasn't [[butthurt|well received]]}}
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'''Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy [[Camrose Cat Killers|cat murderess]] from Paynesville in [[Minnesota]] who rose to fame for bragging about killing animals [[Rofl|for fun]] on [[Twitter]]. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the [[Internets]] in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing-for-fun [http://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa demanded that her killing spree be stopped].
'''Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy [[Camrose Cat Killers|cat murderess]] from Paynesville in [[Minnesota]] who rose to fame for bragging about killing animals [[Rofl|for fun]] on [[Twitter]]. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the [[Internets]] in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing-for-fun [http://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa demanded that her killing spree be stopped].
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Melissa Bachman is rumoured to be the younger sister of [[Luka Magnotta]], an aunt of [[Cheyenne Cherry]], and [[some argue]] she is a relative of [[Erik Ribsskog]] (who gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass") as well.
Melissa Bachman is rumoured to be the younger sister of [[Luka Magnotta]], an aunt of [[Cheyenne Cherry]], and [[some argue]] she is a relative of [[Erik Ribsskog]] (who gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass") as well.
==What a hunt!==
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==What gets her off? Killing animals [[Rofl|for fun]]==
==What gets her off? Killing animals [[Rofl|for fun]]==
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D.O.B: July 17, 1984
 
Phone: (320) 260-9064 (Verizon Wireless)
 
Address: 424 7th St E Carver, MN 55315-4530
 
E-mail addresses:
*melissa_b@hotmail.com


==See also==
==See also==

Revision as of 06:04, 7 December 2013

Serial animal killer Melissa Bachman from Minnesota sitting on the ass of her most recent victim. Note the gleeful smile of this sick fuck. In honour of this picture, Erik Ribsskog gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass."
Now it's fair!
   
 
She kills everything. Pictures of the stupid bitch smiling over the corpses of a heap of dead animals.
 

 
 

—Killing spree wasn't well received

Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy cat murderess from Paynesville in Minnesota who rose to fame for bragging about killing animals for fun on Twitter. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the Internets in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing-for-fun demanded that her killing spree be stopped.

In her spare time, Melissa kills whatever gets in her way, including reindeer, cats, dogs and probably even humans if she gets a chance, when she is not busy with bragging of said killing in the obscure self-produced television show "Deadly Passion."

Melissa Bachman is rumoured to be the younger sister of Luka Magnotta, an aunt of Cheyenne Cherry, and some argue she is a relative of Erik Ribsskog (who gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass") as well.

What a hunt!

What gets her off? Killing animals for fun

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