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[[File:Murderess of cats Melissa Bachman.jpg|thumb|400px|Serial animal killer Melissa Bachman from Minnesota sitting on the ass of her most recent victim. Note the gleeful smile of this [[sick fuck]]. In honour of this picture, [[Erik Ribsskog]] gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass."]]
[[File:Murderess of cats Melissa Bachman.jpg|thumb|400px|Tits Mcgoo posing with the picture that started it all.]]
[[File:Melissa Bachman - lion with gun - now it's fair.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Now it's fair!]]
[[File:Melisabachmamohman.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Get a load of those [[Tits|cannons]]]]


'''Melissa "The Pussy Slayer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy [[Camrose Cat Killers|cat murderess]] from Paynesville in [[Minnesota]] who rose to fame for bragging about killing animals [[lulz|for fun]] on [[Twitter]]. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the [[Internets]] in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing-for-fun [http://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa demanded that her killing spree be stopped].
 
'''Melissa "The Pussy Slayer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a fat tittied huntress from Pensyvania who caused [[furries|animal rights activists ]] to shit bricks with tweets of her DD's next to freshly killed animals. A self-described trophy hunter and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the walls of the [[Internets]] in November 2013 as butthurt [[furries]] demanded that her killing spree be stopped.


When she isn't finger fucking herself over the corpse of her latest kill, she's stroking her ego on her [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|obscure self-produced television show]] "Deadly Passion."
When she isn't finger fucking herself over the corpse of her latest kill, she's stroking her ego on her [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|obscure self-produced television show]] "Deadly Passion."


Melissa Bachman is rumoured to be the younger sister of [[Luka Magnotta]], an aunt of [[Cheyenne Cherry]], and [[some argue]] she is a relative of [[Erik Ribsskog]] (who gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass") as well.
Today Melissa can be found wedging a gun between her titties on her [http://www.melissabachman.com/#| website] where she blogs and advertises for her new-found sponsor [[Gun|Winchester]] while her [[furries|critics]] can be found congregating on their [https://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa| Facebook page] "Stop Melissa Bachman which has accumulated 361,000 [[butthurt|likes]].


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==What a hunt!==
==Youtube==


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==What gets her off? Killing animals [[lulz|for fun]]==
==Gallery of [[tits|Melissa]]==


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Revision as of 06:36, 27 January 2014

Tits Mcgoo posing with the picture that started it all.
Get a load of those cannons


Melissa "The Pussy Slayer" Bachman (born July 17, 1984) is a fat tittied huntress from Pensyvania who caused animal rights activists to shit bricks with tweets of her DD's next to freshly killed animals. A self-described trophy hunter and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the walls of the Internets in November 2013 as butthurt furries demanded that her killing spree be stopped.

When she isn't finger fucking herself over the corpse of her latest kill, she's stroking her ego on her obscure self-produced television show "Deadly Passion."

Today Melissa can be found wedging a gun between her titties on her website where she blogs and advertises for her new-found sponsor Winchester while her critics can be found congregating on their Facebook page "Stop Melissa Bachman which has accumulated 361,000 likes.

   
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She kills everything. Pictures of the stupid bitch smiling over the corpses of a heap of dead animals.
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—Killing spree wasn't well received

Youtube

What a hunt!

"Hardcore Huntress" Bachman Slammed Over Dead Lion Photos

Celebrity Animal Hunter Under Fire for Smiling During Kill Shot

Melissa Bachman haters, get over it!

Previous Video | Next Video


Gallery of Melissa

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  • No christmas this year, Melissa killed Rudolph
    No christmas this year, Melissa killed Rudolph
  • No christmas this year, Melissa killed Rudolph
    No christmas this year, Melissa killed Rudolph

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