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Revision as of 11:41, 27 January 2014

Tits Mcgoo posing with the picture that started it all.
Get a load of those cannons


Melissa "The Furry Slayer" Bachman (born July 17, 1984) is a fat tittied huntress from Pennsylvania who caused animal rights activists to shit bricks with tweets of her Double D's next to freshly killed animals. A self-described trophy hunter and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the walls of the Internets in November 2013 as butthurt furries demanded that her killing spree be stopped.

When she isn't finger fucking herself over the corpse of her latest kill, she's stroking her ego on her obscure self-produced television show "Deadly Passion."

Today Melissa can be found wedging a gun between her titties on her website where she blogs and advertises for her new-found sponsor Winchester while her critics can be found congregating on their Facebook page "Stop Melissa Bachman which has accumulated 361,000 likes.

   
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She kills everything. Pictures of the stupid bitch smiling over the corpses of a heap of dead animals.
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—Killing spree wasn't well received

Youtube

What a hunt!

"Hardcore Huntress" Bachman Slammed Over Dead Lion Photos

Celebrity Animal Hunter Under Fire for Smiling During Kill Shot

Melissa Bachman haters, get over it!

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Gallery of Melissa

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  • No christmas this year, Melissa killed Rudolph
    No christmas this year, Melissa killed Rudolph

See also

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