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'''Al Qæda''', otherwise called the saviors, the chosen ones, the desert comedians and [[Osama|Osama's]] entourage is quite possibly the greatest trolling group still in existence, falling just short of the legendary lollercausting Nazi's and {{strike|[[China|The Great Leap Forward]]}} LOL [[Noone|NOONE]] CARES ABOUT DAT. Responsible for shenanigans that the entire world has laughed at, Al Qaeda has caused such a humorous arousal, the sheer force of all the lolling has caused [[9/11|buildings to literally collapse]].
[[File:Ozama.jpg|right|thumb|400px|U Mad?]]
'''Al Qæda''', otherwise called the saviors, the chosen ones, the desert comedians and [[Osama|Osama's]] entourage is quite possibly the greatest trolling group still in existence, falling just short of the legendary [[Nazis]] and [[China]. Responsible for shenanigans that the entire world has laughed at, Al Qaeda has caused such a humorous arousal, the sheer force of all the lolling has caused [[9/11|buildings to literally collapse]].


[[File:Smellysandcrotch.jpg|thumb|One of the ingenious actors from the glorious troupe]]
[[File:Smellysandcrotch.jpg|thumb|One of the ingenious actors from the glorious troupe]]
Once led by the famous Osama Bin Laden, the world famous humorist's life was tragically cut short when a roving [[Internet Tough Guy|gang of gun wielding]] [[White People|white abominations]] went [[Tupac]] on his ass and several disciples of his as well as totally forgotten, utterly expendable [[Wife|bed sheets]] as well. Known as the purveyor of [[truth]] and the penultimate arbiter of justice just prior to that of [[ED]], Osama will be forever missed, and the ongoing search will not cease to find and eradicate [[Black Jesus|whoever is responsible]] for such a heinous misdeed. He and his acolytes will be eternally remembered as one of the top ten on the [[IRL]] [[High Score|scoreboard.]]
Once led by the famous Osama Bin Laden, the comedian's life was tragically cut short when a roving [[Internet Tough Guy|gang of gun wielding]] [[White People|white abominations]] went [[Tupac]] on his ass, as well as his totally forgotten, utterly expendable [[Wife|bed sheets]]. Known as the purveyor of [[truth]] and the penultimate arbiter of justice just prior to that of [[ED]], Osama is still missed by Al Qaeda. The ongoing search will not cease to find and eradicate [[Black Jesus|whoever is responsible]] for such a heinous misdeed. He and his acolytes will be eternally remembered as one of the top ten on the [[IRL]] [[High Score|scoreboard.]]


==Trolling Achievements==
==Trolling Achievements==
[[File:DaMansion.jpg|thumb|The Opulent McMansion in which a large faction of Al Queda operated from, complete with [[AIDS|pool]] and torture chamber]]
[[File:DaMansion.jpg|thumb|The Opulent McMansion in which a large faction of Al Qaeda operated from, complete with [[pool|Pools Closed]] and [[torture chamber|Josef Fritzl]].
Despite their most apparent success while in coalition with the [[Jews]] and [[Dubya]], Al Qaeda has done a series of extraordinary acts of [[Humanitarian|charity]] throughout history such as:
Despite their most apparent success while in coalition with the [[Jews]] and [[Dubya]], Al Qaeda has done a series of extraordinary acts of [[Humanitarian|charity]] throughout history, such as:
[[File:Weaponofchoice.png|left|15px|Typical Explosive detonated at the bombing sites]]
 
1992 Yemen Hotel Bombing
*1992 Yemen Hotel Bombing


[[File:Weaponofchoice.png|left|15px|Typical Explosive detonated at the bombing sites]]
*1998 Nairobi Embassy Bombing
1998 Nairobi Embassy Bombing


[[File:Weaponofchoice.png|left|15px|Typical Explosive detonated at the bombing sites]]
*2001 [[9/11]] Bombings
2001 [[9/11]] Bombings


[[File:Weaponofchoice.png|left|15px|Typical Explosive detonated at the bombing sites]]
*2005 Bali Bombings
2005 Bali Bombings


[[File:Weaponofchoice.png|left|15px|Typical Explosive detonated at the bombing sites]]
*2008 Danish Embassy Bombing
2008 Danish Embassy Bombings


[[File:Weaponofchoice.png|left|15px|Typical Explosive detonated at the bombing sites]]
*2009-2011 Baghdad Bombings
2009-11 Baghdad bombings
   
   
Recently however, the group has been lurking more than raiding, and since their leader has bitten the bullet after the cash incinerator that was The War on Terror eventually reached a significant (and the first) milestone after nearly a decade, the group has all but disbanded. [[Some Argue]] [[The Man]] used Al Qaeda as a scapegoat for an excuse to touch everybody's junk and [[Truth|completely turn the airport industry public by constantly supporting the bloated, slow "secure" shuttle system they made them become, while also allowing them to operate as a private business by letting them skyrocket airfare to incredulous costs]]. But nonetheless, the world eagerly awaits their next their next attacks to arrive.
Recently however, the group has been lurking more than raiding, and since their leader has bitten the bullet after the cash incinerator that was The War on Terror eventually reached a significant (and the first) milestone after nearly a decade, the group has all but disbanded. [[Some Argue]] [[The Man]] used Al Qaeda as a scapegoat for an excuse to touch everybody's junk and [[Truth|completely turn the airport industry public by constantly supporting the bloated, slow, "secure" shuttle system they made them become, while also allowing them to operate as a private business by letting them skyrocket airfare to incredulous costs]].
Nonetheless, the world eagerly awaits their next their next attacks to arrive.


== ISIS ==
== ISIS ==
Al Qaeda had a son named [[ISIS]] who is finishing what Al Qaeda failed to do-Create an Islamic state, which now exists. Al Qaeda disowned ISIS out of jealously.   
Al Qaeda had a son named [[ISIS]] who finished what Al Qaeda failed to do: Create an Islamic state. Al Qaeda has since disowned ISIS out of jealousy.   


==See also==
==See also==

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Al Qæda, otherwise called the saviors, the chosen ones, the desert comedians and Osama's entourage is quite possibly the greatest trolling group still in existence, falling just short of the legendary Nazis and [[China]. Responsible for shenanigans that the entire world has laughed at, Al Qaeda has caused such a humorous arousal, the sheer force of all the lolling has caused buildings to literally collapse.

One of the ingenious actors from the glorious troupe

Once led by the famous Osama Bin Laden, the comedian's life was tragically cut short when a roving gang of gun wielding white abominations went Tupac on his ass, as well as his totally forgotten, utterly expendable bed sheets. Known as the purveyor of truth and the penultimate arbiter of justice just prior to that of ED, Osama is still missed by Al Qaeda. The ongoing search will not cease to find and eradicate whoever is responsible for such a heinous misdeed. He and his acolytes will be eternally remembered as one of the top ten on the IRL scoreboard.

Trolling Achievements

[[File:DaMansion.jpg|thumb|The Opulent McMansion in which a large faction of Al Qaeda operated from, complete with Pools Closed and Josef Fritzl. Despite their most apparent success while in coalition with the Jews and Dubya, Al Qaeda has done a series of extraordinary acts of charity throughout history, such as:

  • 1992 Yemen Hotel Bombing
  • 1998 Nairobi Embassy Bombing
  • 2005 Bali Bombings
  • 2008 Danish Embassy Bombing
  • 2009-2011 Baghdad Bombings

Recently however, the group has been lurking more than raiding, and since their leader has bitten the bullet after the cash incinerator that was The War on Terror eventually reached a significant (and the first) milestone after nearly a decade, the group has all but disbanded. Some Argue The Man used Al Qaeda as a scapegoat for an excuse to touch everybody's junk and completely turn the airport industry public by constantly supporting the bloated, slow, "secure" shuttle system they made them become, while also allowing them to operate as a private business by letting them skyrocket airfare to incredulous costs. Nonetheless, the world eagerly awaits their next their next attacks to arrive.

ISIS

Al Qaeda had a son named ISIS who finished what Al Qaeda failed to do: Create an Islamic state. Al Qaeda has since disowned ISIS out of jealousy.

See also

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