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the thing about his rap music is, it has no [[Niggertry]] in it, so you dont turn into a [[Nigger|Nigga]] while listening to his music, but instead ascend to [[Hyperborea]] and turn into an [[Aryan]]. You can | the thing about his rap music is, it has no [[Niggertry]] in it, so you dont turn into a [[Nigger|Nigga]] while listening to his music, but instead ascend to [[Hyperborea]] and turn into an [[Aryan]]. You can ascsnd to hyperborea by poppin sum pillz and then playing his music. | ||
[[File:ImShady.mp3|thumb|heres a song by slim shady that you shoud listen to while high on pills to ascend into hyperborea. Unlike his other songs, this is trippy instead of agressive for the sole purpose of ascending into hyperborea. You can also use weed or lean to ascend there too.]] | [[File:ImShady.mp3|thumb|heres a song by slim shady that you shoud listen to while high on pills to ascend into hyperborea. Unlike his other songs, this is trippy instead of agressive for the sole purpose of ascending into hyperborea. You can also use weed or lean to ascend there too.]] | ||
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Slim shady triggers the fuck out of liberals by casually commiting every macabre subject imaginable, from incest, child cannibalism, mass shootings, murder, assassinating the president, killing fags, microagressions, raping women and even moar. Slim shady is considered by liberal faggots to be "the alt-right embodiment of rape culture" as he has raped 198,928,726,546,769 women in existence, and has killed more five fucking times that amount (994,643,639,287,309 people!) | Slim shady triggers the fuck out of liberals by casually commiting every macabre subject imaginable, from incest, child cannibalism, mass shootings, murder, assassinating the president, killing fags, microagressions, raping women and even moar. Slim shady is considered by liberal faggots to be "the alt-right embodiment of rape culture" as he has raped 198,928,726,546,769 women in existence, and has killed more five fucking times that amount (994,643,639,287,309 people!) | ||
[[File:TexasChainsaw.mp4|thumb | [[File:TexasChainsaw.mp4|thumb]] | ||
If your too fucking lazy to convert that to a number, let me do it for you. He has raped over '''one hundred ninety-eight trillion nine hundred twenty-eight billion seven hundred twenty-six million five hundred forty-six thousand seven hundred sixty-nine''' women, and had killed over '''nine hundred ninety-four trillion six hundred forty-three billion six hundred thirty-nine million two hundred eighty-seven thousand three hundred nine''' people. | If your too fucking lazy to convert that to a number, let me do it for you. He has raped over '''one hundred ninety-eight trillion nine hundred twenty-eight billion seven hundred twenty-six million five hundred forty-six thousand seven hundred sixty-nine''' women, and had killed over '''nine hundred ninety-four trillion six hundred forty-three billion six hundred thirty-nine million two hundred eighty-seven thousand three hundred nine''' people. | ||
[[File:PonyRape.png|thumb|slim shady raping a my little pony]] | [[File:PonyRape.png|thumb|slim shady raping a my little pony]] | ||
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Slim shady frequently mentions "You might wonder what Blowing brainz out" means. Well, you may have already guessed it. It means shooting someone in the head. Slim shady killz people by blowing thier brainz out. Infact: Half of all of Slim Shadies kills are from blowing someones brainz out. If you fuck wit shady, he '''will''' blow [[You|your're]] brainz out. So please dont fuck with him or else he will fucking kill you | Slim shady frequently mentions "You might wonder what Blowing brainz out" means. Well, you may have already guessed it. It means shooting someone in the head. Slim shady killz people by blowing thier brainz out. Infact: Half of all of Slim Shadies kills are from blowing someones brainz out. If you fuck wit shady, he '''will''' blow [[You|your're]] brainz out. So please dont fuck with him or else he will fucking kill you | ||
== The murder of kim scott == | |||
On april 7th 1997, slim shadies bitch-ass ex wife kim scott got in an argument with slim, and as a result her throat got slit, her blood was drained into shadies tummy (see: [[Vampirism]]), and slim shady later put his baby mommas corpse inside of the trunk of his red 1975 chevrolet monte carlo, and proceeded to drive to myrtle beach south carolina from his hideout shack near alcohol and drug abuse lake (now called village lake cuz some libtard decided that drugs were unfunny.) He explained to his daughter that he killed his mom without telling her that she killed his mom, and once slim shady arrived to a peer he opened up the trunk of his chevy, took his bitches dead body, put a ball and chain around her foot and threw it into the ocean, where she sunk to the deepest darkest pits of hell and was reincarnated as the internet-famous [[FaZe Clan|FaZefuck]] [[Jake Paul]]. | |||
From then on in the song bad influence he would deny claims that he murdered kim scott by saing that "its just words on a mic" and sucessfully got away with murder. Once the murder was found out to be real, he used the internet fuckytards tactic of claiming he "only did it ironically" and sucessfuly got away with murder again. You can do anything you want online if you only do it "ironically". | |||
[[File:BitchSoWrong.mp3|thumb|heres a song detailing the murder of kim scott]] | |||
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—Slim shady | ||
Slim shady is the most badass blonde-haired, blue-eyed aryan overlord in existence.
the thing about his rap music is, it has no Niggertry in it, so you dont turn into a Nigga while listening to his music, but instead ascend to Hyperborea and turn into an Aryan. You can ascsnd to hyperborea by poppin sum pillz and then playing his music.
Slim shady and eminem are NOT the same
Despite the common fucking belief, eminem and slim shady are not the same fucking person. Slim shady is the all-seeing blonde-haired, blue-eyed, aryan master race version of the wigger eminem. Infact, Slim shadies ancestory DNA test classified him as 100% aryan. The ancestory dna test had such an extreme fucking error that slim shady harnessed the power from it and started flowing in the air with blue glowing eyes, and harnessed the electricty and become 291827373736839% aryan and started spitting sick bars, which the sick bars drove them insane beyond comprenhension and burned the motherfucking faces of the faggot scienticts figuring out the his ancestory like that one demon ghost burned the nazis face off in raiders of the ark. (This became the basis for the rap god msuic video, as slim shady is seen floating while rapping fast) They could not comprehend slim shadies strength and power. Later slim shady went rouge and started killing every Faggot, Nigger, Liberal, Commie, Tranny, and Leftist Activist in existence with the power of the one thing leftists minorites hate the most: Guns. (see: the song "criminal")
due to his master genetics, Slim shady is ranked far, far, far, far, far, above You.
Slim shady usally appears in eminems mirror every night to stalk him, hoping one day to posses him and bring back is former glory.
—Eminem | ||
Rape and Kill count
Slim shady triggers the fuck out of liberals by casually commiting every macabre subject imaginable, from incest, child cannibalism, mass shootings, murder, assassinating the president, killing fags, microagressions, raping women and even moar. Slim shady is considered by liberal faggots to be "the alt-right embodiment of rape culture" as he has raped 198,928,726,546,769 women in existence, and has killed more five fucking times that amount (994,643,639,287,309 people!)
If your too fucking lazy to convert that to a number, let me do it for you. He has raped over one hundred ninety-eight trillion nine hundred twenty-eight billion seven hundred twenty-six million five hundred forty-six thousand seven hundred sixty-nine women, and had killed over nine hundred ninety-four trillion six hundred forty-three billion six hundred thirty-nine million two hundred eighty-seven thousand three hundred nine people.
You vs slim shady
Slim Shady is more racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, arophobic, antisemetic, islamophobic, hinduphobic, indophobic, judeophobic, acephobic, biphobic, panphobic, femboyphobic and bigoted than any edgy teenage emo kid on the internet could dream of.
He has no phobia as in fear, all his phobias are in prejudice and hatred.
due to this, Slim shady is ranked far, far, far, far, far, above You.
Blowing Brainz out
Slim shady frequently mentions "You might wonder what Blowing brainz out" means. Well, you may have already guessed it. It means shooting someone in the head. Slim shady killz people by blowing thier brainz out. Infact: Half of all of Slim Shadies kills are from blowing someones brainz out. If you fuck wit shady, he will blow your're brainz out. So please dont fuck with him or else he will fucking kill you
The murder of kim scott
On april 7th 1997, slim shadies bitch-ass ex wife kim scott got in an argument with slim, and as a result her throat got slit, her blood was drained into shadies tummy (see: Vampirism), and slim shady later put his baby mommas corpse inside of the trunk of his red 1975 chevrolet monte carlo, and proceeded to drive to myrtle beach south carolina from his hideout shack near alcohol and drug abuse lake (now called village lake cuz some libtard decided that drugs were unfunny.) He explained to his daughter that he killed his mom without telling her that she killed his mom, and once slim shady arrived to a peer he opened up the trunk of his chevy, took his bitches dead body, put a ball and chain around her foot and threw it into the ocean, where she sunk to the deepest darkest pits of hell and was reincarnated as the internet-famous FaZefuck Jake Paul.
From then on in the song bad influence he would deny claims that he murdered kim scott by saing that "its just words on a mic" and sucessfully got away with murder. Once the murder was found out to be real, he used the internet fuckytards tactic of claiming he "only did it ironically" and sucessfuly got away with murder again. You can do anything you want online if you only do it "ironically".
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