Slim Shady

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Slim shady flipping You, the Normie off, singnifying his aryan supremacy

	“	My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or lez Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest Pants or dress, hate fags? the answer's "yes" Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em!	„
	—Slim shady

Slim shady is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed aryan overlord that makes the sickest rap music.

the thing about his rap music is, it has no Niggertry or Faggotry in it, so you dont turn into a Nigga or Faggot while listening to his music, but instead ascend to Hyperborea and turn into an Aryan. You can ascend to higher parts of hyperborea by poppin sum pillz and then playing his music.

If a Nigga is featured on a song with slim shady, he is breifly liberated from Niggertry until the song ends.

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heres a song by slim shady that you shoud listen to while high on pills to ascend into hyperborea. Unlike his other songs, this is trippy instead of agressive for the sole purpose of ascending into hyperborea. You can also use weed or lean to ascend there too.

Slim shady and eminem are NOT the same

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YOUR NOTHING WITHOUT ME

Despite the common fucking belief, eminem and slim shady are not the same fucking person. Slim shady is the all-seeing blonde-haired, blue-eyed, aryan master race version of the wigger eminem. Infact, Slim shadies ancestory DNA test classified him as 100% aryan. The ancestory dna test had such an extreme fucking error that slim shady harnessed the power from it and started flowing in the air with blue glowing eyes, and harnessed the electricty and become 291827373736839% aryan and started spitting sick bars, which the sick bars drove them insane beyond comprenhension and burned the motherfucking faces of the faggot scienticts figuring out the his ancestory like that one demon ghost burned the nazis face off in raiders of the ark. (This became the basis for the rap god msuic video, as slim shady is seen floating while rapping fast) They could not comprehend slim shadies strength and power. Later slim shady went rouge and started killing every Faggot, Nigger, Liberal, Commie, Tranny, and Leftist Activist in existence with the power of the one thing leftists minorites hate the most: Guns. (see: the song "criminal")

due to this master genetic Slim shady is ranked far, far, far, far, far, above You.

Slim shady usally appears in eminems mirror every night to stalk him, hoping one day to posses him and bring back is former glory.

	“	I had this whole Slim Shady concept of being two different people, having two different sides of me. One of them I was trying to let go, and I looked at the mirror and smashed it. That was the whole intro of the Slim Shady EP. Slim Shady was coming to haunt me.	„
	—Eminem

Rape and Kill count

Slim shady triggers the fuck out of liberals by casually commiting every macabre subject imaginable, from incest, child cannibalism, mass shootings, murder, assassinating the president, killing fags, microagressions, raping women and even moar. Slim shady is considered by liberal faggots to be "the alt-right embodiment of rape culture" as he has raped 198,928,726,546,769 women in existence, and has killed more five fucking times that amount (994,643,639,287,309 people!)

If your too fucking lazy to convert that to a number, let me do it for you. He has raped over one hundred ninety-eight trillion nine hundred twenty-eight billion seven hundred twenty-six million five hundred forty-six thousand seven hundred sixty-nine women, and had killed over nine hundred ninety-four trillion six hundred forty-three billion six hundred thirty-nine million two hundred eighty-seven thousand three hundred nine people.

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slim shady raping a my little pony

You vs slim shady

Slim Shady is more racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, arophobic, antisemetic, islamophobic, hinduphobic, indophobic, judeophobic, acephobic, biphobic, panphobic, femboyphobic and bigoted than any edgy teenage emo kid on the internet could dream of.

He has no phobia as in fear, all his phobias are in prejudice and hatred.

due to this, Slim shady is ranked far, far, far, far, far, above You.

Blowing Brainz out

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Heres a photo of someones brainz blown out by a 500 magnum after encountering Slim shady to show You why fucking with shady is a bad idea

Slim shady frequently mentions "You might wonder what Blowing brainz out" means. Well, you may have already guessed it. It means shooting someone in the head. Slim shady killz people by blowing thier brainz out. Infact: Half of all of Slim Shadies kills are from blowing someones brainz out. If you fuck wit shady, he will blow your're brainz out. So please dont fuck with him or else he will fucking kill you

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