Dumblr Feminist

List of "triggers" for easy trolling

Name	Dumblr Feminist (she changes names every other day)
Tumblr	Missmisanthropist
Triggers	Vomit

Even female MRAs wear a fedora. This is her by the way, not a random dude. Yea...

Dumblr Feminist (aka MissMisanthropy, Egalitarian Eagle, CrimsonRegret, anewwaytobleed, HoffyBunny, NothingIsSetInStone, TrustNo1sLies, bensonownsmyovaries, deathtotealeoni, vonsnortsenburg, tamedinsanity, WaxAngelWings and over 9,000 other usernames that all sound like something a 13 year old girl on LiveJournal would come up with) fake name Monica Olivia Edwards, real name Eve Rebecca Habat, is a hideously ugly Cleveland resident who somehow works as an "exotic dancer" and "professional dominatrix", all of which are just fancy words for prostitute.

Her exploits on the internet go far and wide, starting with constant slapfight on various fandoms, pretending to be a lesbian for attention while writing a LOTR worth of rape fanfics about Hannibal, David Bowie and Hugh Laurie before jerking off to them, and ending with a recent visit to our own EDF2 that ended with threats of calling the police on us.

But her most important accomplishment is spending the last four years running an "anti-feminism" blog on tumblr which she constantly has to shut down out of butthurt because she is being trolled by feminists instead of trolling them. With her hysterical behavior and made up stories about being raped, "Monica" shows that she is exactly the same as the people that she is against and proves, once and for all, that whether you're pro-feminist or anti-feminist, if you use tumblr you're still a fucking retard.

Eve in General

Want a hot gal to spoil?

So this page is incredibly in correct about me not sure if it's funny or sad that it's this bad.

Eve Habat is a perverted nymphomaniac that spends her time offline torturing the nine pets she has because no one wants to be her friend (seriously, a veterinarian that posts on our forum told her they look malnourished and she blocked him) and working as either a stripper or a dominatrix (fancy name but you still take dicks up your ass for money, Eve) while looking for a sugar-daddy online (archive). All of this despite the impediments presented by her horse face and skeleton body. It is unclear why the hell anyone would pay to see her naked or have sex with her, and it is even more unclear why she thinks she can become a model.

An actual picture taken from her Photobucket. This what she faps to.

That one is as unclear as her pale, pimply skin. All-in-all, Eve looks like a fucking meth addict. Part of the problem is that her teeth are rotting away due to what she claims is acid reflux, but is probably the result of bulimia seeing as how she has the body of an albino Ethiopian man. This problem was not solved by her e-begging scam (archive) that asked for $50,000 in donations and got exactly $0.00.

That is what she does on IRL. What Eve does online is... exactly the same! Dumblr spends half of her time online starting shit on various fandom forums, specifically Hannibal and the Saw series because she's an edgy motherfucker. The rest of her time is filled with more whoring around, including looking for people to have cybersex with (archive) and writing countless disgusting sex stories. Here is a partial list of things she has tagged her stories with:

Funny how I spend "half my time online" On blogs that either aren't mine or don't exist. Bang up job fact checking links. Did you know Monica Edwards is a very common name? That not everyone named Monica is me? No you didn't because clearly this page was written by some sort of mental defective.

[-+]Partial list of things she has tagged her stories with

LOL SHE WRITES EROTICA! I FIND PENISES FUNNY CAUSE I'M 10!!! HURRRR Either that or cause no one on here has ever had sex. Really People?

• Greg House/James Wilson,
• Lisa Cuddy/Greg House,
• Lisa Cuddy/Greg House/James Wilson,
• Lisa Cuddy/James Wilson,
• Fox Mulder/Dana Scully,
• Greg House/Original Female Character,
• James Wilson/Original Female Character,
• Dana Scully/Original Female Character,
• Fox Mulder/Original Female Character,
• Lisa Cuddy/Original Female Character,
• Lisa Cuddy,
• Greg House,
• James Wilson,
• Fox Mulder,
• Dana Scully,
• Jade Blue Afterglow,
• Orgy,
• Alternate Universe - BDSM,
• BDSM,
• Transformation,
• Watersports,
• Spanking,
• Pegging,
• Dom/sub,
• Crossover Pairings,
• Face Slapping,
• Face-Fucking,
• Oral Sex,
• Anal Sex,
• Anal Play,
• Mind Control,
• Sexual Fantasy,
• Masturbation,
• Mpreg,
• Dildos,
• Sex Toys,
• Roleplay,
• Non Consensual,
• Psychotropic Drugs,
• General Kink,
• fetishes,
• Weirdness,
• everything,
• Original Characters,
• Torture,
• Psychological Torture,
• Genital Torture,
• Genital Piercing,
• Needles,
• Butt Plugs,
• Drugs,
• Alcohol,
• Angst,
• Hurt/Comfort,
• Sexual Abuse,
• Physical Abuse,
• Sex Toys,
• Watersports,
• Kink,
• Dark!HouseMD,
• Bloodplay,
• Implied Scat,
• Vomiting,
• Insanity,
• PTSD,
• Rape/Non-con References,
• BDSM,
• Edge Play,
• Anal Play,
• Sodomy,
• Gore,
• Violence,
• Graphic Description,
• Alternate Universe,
• Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence,
• Fetish
• Angst,
• Hurt/Comfort,
• Verbal Humiliation,
• Verbal Abuse,
• Explicit Language,
• Violence,
• Sexual Content,
• BDSM,
• Canonical Character Death,
• Psychotropic Drugs,
• LSD,
• DMT,
• Physical Abuse,
• Hallucinations,
• dark!fic,
• Dark!House,
• Femslash,
• Surgery,
• Religious Imagery & Symbolism,
• Therapy,
• Electrotorture,
• Torture,
• Abduction,
• Rehabilitation,
• Humiliation,
• Situational Humiliation,
• Pain,
• Suffering,
• Illegal Activities,
• Non Consensual,
• BDSM,
• Alternate Universe - BDSM,
• Kinky Gen,
• Dom/sub Play,
• Semi Non Consensual,
• Watersports,
• Male Slash,
• Costumes,
• Sex Toys,
• Masturbation,
• Dildos,
• Oral Sex,
• Anal Sex,
• Orgy,
• Threesome - F/M/M,
• Domination,
• Submission,
• Slavery,
• Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence,
• Hurt/Comfort,
• Revenge,
• Cock & Ball Torture,
• Spanking,
• Humiliation,
• Verbal Humiliation,
• Verbal Abuse,
• Angst,
• Dark!Cuddy,
• Dark!House,
• Fetish,
• Porn Watching,
• Drugs,
• Pegging,
• Teasing,
• Fear Play,
• Past Abuse,
• Toys,
• Smoking,
• Rape Fantasy,
• Alternate Reality,
• Sexual Fantasy,
• Consensual Kink,
• Dominance,
• Exhibitionism,
• Explicit Language,
• Blow Jobs,
• Mild Language,
• Alcohol,
• Intoxication,
• Angst and Humor,
• Fingerfucking,
• Humor,
• Romance,
• Strippers & Strip Clubs,
• Party,
• Money,
• Drunkenness,
• Rape/Non-con Elements,
• Alternate Universe,
• CBT,
• Torture,
• Riding Crop,
• Femdom,
• Alternate Timeline,
• Kink,
• Roleplaying,
• Drama,
• Edge Play,
• Dirty Talk,
• Narcotics,
• Vicodin,
• General Kink,
• Het and Slash,
• Solo,
• Cum,
• Bondage,
• Sex,
• Graphic Sex,
• Oral,
• Masochism,
• Sadism,
• Whipping,
• Punishment,
• Orgasm Control,
• Pain,
• Sexual Frustration,
• Recreational Drug Use,
• Fetishes,
• Control,
• Abuse,
• Emotional Hurt/Comfort,
• Emotional Manipulation,
• Emotional Abuse,
• Language,
• Anal,
• Whips,
• Flogging,
• Peg - Freeform,
• Cane,
• Ropes,
• Body Modification,
• Self Harm,
• Self injury,
• Work In Progress,
• Alternate Universe - Dark,
• Alternate Universe - Gender Changes,
• Canon Genderbending,
• Crack Pairing,
• Original Character(s),
• Lesbian Character,
• Pansexual Character,
• non-con,
• semi-noncon,
• Horror,
• Death,
• Dark!fic,
• Creepy,
• Macabre,
• Violence,
• Serial Killer,
• Woods,
• Halloween,
• Terror,
• Scary,
• Yandere,
• Dark!Wilson,
• Original Character - Freeform,
• No Sex,
• Mental Illness,
• Psychosis,
• Rape/Non-con References,
• Non Consensual,
• Alternate Timelines,
• Science Fiction,
• Psychotropic Drugs,
• Psychological Torture,
• Physical Abuse,
• Sexual Abuse,
• Sexual Content,
• Sexual Assault,
• Forced Lesbianism,
• Femslash,
• Medical Kink,
• Bondage and Discipline,
• S&M,
• Voyeurism,
• Sexual Coercion,
• Blackmail,
• Canonical Character Death,
• Implied Scat,
• Manipulation,
• Invisibility,
• Burning,
• Smoking,
• Violence,
• Torture,
• Fighting,
• Assault,
• Abuse,
• Pain,
• Sadism,
• Masochism,
• Knives,
• Disguise,
• Blackmail,
• Coercion,
• Dark!Freddie,
• Blood,
• Biting,
• Fear Play,
• Foreplay,
• Rough Sex,
• Not Safe Sane and Consensual,

And lest we forget

• BDSM.

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On Tumblr

This is what happens when she decides to sign on to a forum and spam it with her SJW nonsense.

As tumblr became synonymous with batshit feminist, it also became filled with "anti-feminist" and "anti-SJWs". But do not mistake these people for trolls, they are the most boring, tedious and stupid people you could imagine, sucking the lulz out of something as funny as pissing off feminazis and replacing it with dull self righteousness and humorless brow-beating.

One such anti-feminist is Eve, and while most of them are only slightly better than MRAs, Eve is much, much worse.
Eve has become known on tumblr for her constant whining, one-woman harassment campaigns that begin whenever someone says something to her that she doesn't like and she vows eternal vengeance, and end when she shuts down her blog for the millionth time. Eve has been known to spend days, weeks, months and perhaps even years spamming people with her insane demands and allegedly even harassing people she knows IRL because they disagree with her opinions. Currently her blog has over 220 pages despite the fact she deleted it and made a new blog just two weeks ago.

In essence, she's just a feminist. Although believing in the opposite thing that they do, she acts exactly the same as every histrionic tumblr feminist ever.

Doxing and Getting Doxd

She's obsessed with this faggot

	“	DOXXING IS ILLEGAL	„
	—Dumblr, on the talk page of this article

Eve is also the sort of person who doxes people who tell her she's wrong. In one such case she posted some girl's name on tumblr in an attempt to intimidate her. When a blog about not doxing people called her out on it, she began spamming them for months, insisting that a name is not dox to the point the blog pretty much became about her. This is pretty ironic since she tried to blank this article because it contains her name, telling us that this is illegal.

It actually is illegal and you know that because you host this website outside of the US to avoid charges. Inviting people to come to my house and kill me is illegal after doxxing me.

But she also got a taste of her own medicine (which isn't supprising because she's actually stupid enough to post a picture her id online) when she pissed off some equally crazy feminazis with an obsession for the show "Hannibal". Two butchdykes that didn't like one of her pairings have been stalking her and sending her death/rape threats for about 3 years now, and although both sides of this fight are faggots, it's still funny as all hell to watch a couple of retards fight each other.

Yeah so funny about as funny as getting raped in the ass by your thick cocked mother

In response, Dumblr made the mistake of thinking ED would be her personal army.

Retard Vs. ED Forums

	“	The problem with extremists is that they usually become so extreme they end up being exactly like the people they oppose just with an opposite set of values. There seems to be very few actual moderates this day and age so…whatever. I give up on trying to combat them, maybe just find the people who use logic from now on.	„
	—Dumblr Feminist about EDF2, Failing to see the irony

In what must have been her most ill-advised move to date, Dumblr joined the Encyclopedia Dramatica forums.
After making her introductory thread she headed over to our Tumblr subforum to share with us her tribulations in fighting the feminist scum online, expecting to get ass-pats and internet street cred.

The OP

Needless to say, it did not go down like that. After about 5 posts responding to her sob story told her how pathetic it is she has been doing this for 4 years now and is getting trolled by feminists on tumblr, and that honestly no one cares, she BAWWWleted her OP. That would have been the end of that had she not begun frantically looking for the "delete your account" button, which does not exist. This having failed, she posted a thread on ED's reddit...

...and then proceeded to spam the report system, marking posts that offended her (including that of one of the moderators) as "Harassment". For this she was swiftly moved to the user group "Faggots" by said moderator, which automatically sends a warning to her inbox from the mod in question.

Misunderstanding this as an attempt to open a dialog, Dumblr began demanding her account be removed and spamming the inbox of every staff member that came online (the response to which was "Post your tits"), promising them that she will "continue to harass [you]" until her demands are met, mistaking the ED forums for the thin-skinned tumblerettes she is used to, and not realizing that we are perhaps the wrong people to try and harass.

The BAWtism was so comical that even the admins joined in, removing anything she can do to cause trouble without actually banning her and responding to her threats to DMCA us with "kill yourself". Meanwhile, the rest of the users on the forum spammed her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore and should jump off a bridge. They also began looking up her other activities online, discovering exactly who she is, her other accounts, a hilarious attempt at writing a book and the fact that this is not the first community where her attempts to find allies have backfired. The findings lead to a debate on whether she is a tranny or not.

Eventually, realizing that the negotiations have broken down, she left, shut down her blog again for a day and came back with the option to send things anonymously to her inbox removed.

EDF2 Adventure About missing Pics A polite request Dumblr rage quits (but not really) Her tumblr soon after "On Hiatus" [Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery] One of the mod's inbox Better luck with an admin? Not so much.

DumblerFem Talking to the Staff

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The Aftermath

ED's special ninja squad

After seeing this article, Eve started deleting and hiding all her accounts and made this video were she says all our info is outdated (probably because she made it just before we updated with more information) and informed us that she is reporting our mirrors of her videos and calling a lawyer to sue us for harassment and defamation of character. She followed up by saying she isn't scared of us because she has a gun, two Rottweilers and a military trained roommate. Unbeknown to her, we already sent out our team of highly trained, ED retarded ninjas that will shoot her dogs, shoot her roommates, shoot her, shoot up coke and then shoot themselves.

She is currently spamming Cloudflare with idle legal threats (that they ignore and forward to us) and periodically creating a new account and blanking random pages because this article has been locked before getting banned 3 minutes later.

Quotes

I honestly believe that my phobia stems from not being able to make an appropriate bond as a baby with a mother figure. As I was adopted, given up from the moment of birth I don't know if I was ever held by my actual mother, then I was in a foster home for a number of months before me parents brought me home, then my sister was born only a few months later and I was handed over to another caretaker so my mom could spend more time with my sister. I wasn't even breast fed.

To make matters worse, the few times in my childhood when I did have a stomach virus (I can remember only two times actually but it had to be more like 4) my mother scolded me, didn't comfort me as I was vomiting, and even threatened me with having to go to the hospital and "get shots" to keep me from vomiting if I didn't stop. Yeah tell that to a 6 year old.

I was hospitialized once for severe malnutrition, misdiagnose with anorexia...it was a mess.

I am a very normal weight now and through exposure therapy I can watch vomit scenes in movies and on TV which is good since medical dramas and horror movies are my passion!

I am at a point I never thought I'd be at, where it doesn't RULE my life but it's still a part of it. I have a hiatal hernia (diagnosed at 18) and all the fun that comes with that, and IBS. At one point I did have an ulcer but it cleared up with medication.

Two years ago I went three days with constant nausea, I didn't eat or drink. At that point I didn't drive, so I ended up calling an ambulance to take me to the hospital. I was so dehydrated they gave me two litres of fluid and had a very hard time even finding a vein to get the IV in. I think the worst part of that whole expereince was at once point I actually WANTED to throw up but I couldn't. Like I tried hard enough to pull a muscle in my chest, but nothing happened.

Anyway, now I live with two roommates (non-emets) and I am constantly scared of one of them getting the dreaded bug as I have to share a bathroom....ugh! It's bad cause it's now that time of year too. Luckily I have the option of leaving for a few days to stay with a friend if such a thing happens. Barring that, I'll grab a motel room.

I look at my sisters, who have never been phobics, in fact one of them is recovering from bulemia. The other is known to vomit the moment she gets nauseous just to feel better. I am the only one in the family with the phobia and was constantly ridiculed for being crazy. All the help I got for it has been in my adult life, but I have worked insanely hard to be where I am now.

Pictures

You thought the Zoe Quinn n00ds were dick destroyers? About missing Pics

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  KEEP IT ON!!!!
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  This is what obsession looks like
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  The gateway to hell

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Things and People That Eve Looks Like About missing Pics

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  Edward Scissorhands
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  Spud from Trainspotting
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  Archfiend
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  Brianna Wu
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  Manny

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Assorted About missing Pics

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  One of Dumblr's many rage quits from tumblr
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  Her "book" about a demon fighting, Japanese, Catholic schoolgirl
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  Reporting our mirror of her video
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  Dumblr believes EDF2 are extreme, extremist anti-feminist anti-anti-extremists extremists
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  DMCA tag added on top

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See Also

Dumblr's dating site profile picture

• Retard
• Ugly
• Prostitute
• Feminist
• Social Justice
• Vomit
• Brianna Wu - her twin
• DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING
• Buy A Dog
• Lolsuit
• Gorilla Warfare
• Taking Down ED

External Links

Eve is panick deleting all her accounts but we already made copies and took screencaps of all the really embarrassing stuff

She loves vomit

Actually vomit doesn't at all bother me, interesting gif though you should add like A TON more I could help you if you want? Not sure why you think this

• Her EDF2 account
• Her thread
• The account of her friend who made the mistake of inviting her to our forum
• New account Doesn't exist?
• Main account Doesn't exist? You got the name wrong you aren't even GOOD at trolling
• Another tumblr about Hannibal This was mine like 3 years ago LOL
• And one about SAW Doesn't exist?
•  Her tumblr's facebook' - 24 likes... wow BAHLEETED Not even that hard to find my facebook are you even trying? LOL Awesome trolls you are
•  Deleted mystery facebook Don't know who this is?
•  Another deleted facebook Doesn't Exist?
•  Her actual Facebook (archive) No it's not seriously you guys are really bad at this
•  New twitter Well at least you got this right
•  Another twitter Doesn't exist?
•  Another Twitter LOL PROTECTED AFTER THIS ARTICLE That wasn't even being used BEFORE this article lol
•  Yet another twitter LOL PROTECTED AFTER THIS ARTICLE Not mine
•  Her Twitter - LOL PROTECTED AFTER THIS ARTICLE Why do you have the same link twice?
• Another abandoned blog Wow you people have no lives
• Another abandoned blog
• Her LiveJournal account Doesn't exist?
• Another deleted LJ account where she talks about wanting cybersex roleplay (archive) Yes because none of you ever have cyber sex it's about the best any of you can do anyway
• Another LiveJournal - Already deleted So how does posting deleted links prove anything?
• Current Youtube - ACTIVE No you don't even have this right that's not the address broken link LOL
• Her YouTube - Deleted Not deleted it's still fucking there
• Another Youtube Nope
• Abandoned blog Not mine
• Her Myspace account Oh wow like this is so lame I have a myspace from like the 90's like fucking everyone xD
• Her reddit account ^{(Archive 1, 2)} - Deleted a day after coming to EDF So? My new one was banned too, you want it?
• Her G+ Not right
• Instagram Not mine
• Skype: JillTuckNeedsAHug Nope never had this
• AIM: JillNApt413 Not mine
• Yahoo: JillTuckNeedsAHug Not mine
• LOOKING FOR A SUGAR DADDY (archive) Well it got me money so looks like I came out on top
• Eve thinks the moon landing was faked (archive) No I don't this was something written for school like in 1997
• lol adopted! Who makes fun of someone for being adopted so what?
• her "book" - feel free to leave a bad review You can't, she removed it (archive) Yeah because I'm rewriting it thanks for the publicity though I'll link you when my new one is up
• Account on "Saw" forum where she admits she's an "exotic dancer/dominatrix" (archive) So what? I'm sure most of your sexual interactions are at strip clubs lol also once again it made me money
• Thread about her rectal bleeding (archive) Not all people named monica are me seriously calm down lol
• Post on an Asexual forum where she talks about being raped (She's not only a lesbian for attention but also an Asexual for attention) (archive) I'm not a lesbian for attention? Or at all so not sure what this is about
• A fanfiction.net account made with a friend (archive) It WAS my GIRLFRIEND even though I'm a lesbian for attention okay
• Deleted FanFiction account Yeah see deleted links I don't know how to see if that's me or not
• Vine K...
• Collection of disgusting sex stories Doesn't exist might want to fix that, try to find my new one it'll be fun
• Photobucket Seriously how much free time do you have?
• Another Photobucket Not mine
• OkCupid Not mine
• Spring.me Not even sure what this is
• Another Spring.me Okay?
• Vimeo So what i have a vimeo OMG SO FAGGOTY
• Profile on ExperienceProject Nope
• Some other account You people seriously had to go back to like early 2000's to troll me when it couldn't be more obvious where I am try harder
• Old deleted FanFiction.net account Deleted accounts prove nothing
• Her scam donation drive Not a scam and I made thousands to pay for my surgery thank you go find my real one xD
• Profile on a pet site OH HOW DARE I HAVE A PET! I'M SUCH AN ASSHOLE!
• Profile on a site about trying to quit smoking OH WOW I'M AWFUL FOR TRYING TO QUIT SMOKING! BETTER FLAME MY ASS GOOD!
• Looking for more people for sexual online role playing This is 2 years old
• Her account on a virtual pet website OH GOD FLIGHT RISING I bet half you assholes are on there right now LOL
• Personal website - ACTIVE YES YOU FINALLY GOT ANOTHER ONE OMG GOOD FOR YOU!
• Trying to sell shitty phone cases and coffee mugs Trying? You mean ACTUALLY? Cause they are being sold...so...jealous?

In summation you either have a bunch of broken links, old accounts, deleted pages that I can't even tell if they were mine or not, and then you make fun of me for being adopted. Wow. You aren't even GOOD at this. I feel bad for you. If anything...all you did was promote me so thanks.

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