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*[[Croatia]] fully enters the [[European Union|EU]] via €urozone and Schengen, mass wave of [[scam|scamming]] due to currency switch begins instantly. | *[[Croatia]] fully enters the [[European Union|EU]] via €urozone and Schengen, mass wave of [[scam|scamming]] due to currency switch begins instantly. | ||
*The [[ED]] [[Twatter]] gets B&. | *The [[ED]] [[Twatter]] gets B&. We'll be back on there, eventually... | ||
*A | *A Basketball-American [[Nigger|nignog]] player collapses on the [[NFL]] field and Schizoposters blame the [[Vaccination|VAXX]] | ||
*[[MediaFan2008]] gets diagnosed with a deadly condition, which we believe | *[[MediaFan2008]] gets diagnosed with a deadly condition, which [[some argue|we believe]] "[[dubious disclaimer|might be]]" [[cancer]], and if he does die, then thank fuck we won't deal with his ass anymore. | ||
* [[Andrew Tate| Retard Tate]] gets arrested by the [[Romania]]n police because of "money trafficking". | * [[Andrew Tate|Retard Tate]] gets arrested by the [[Romania]]n police because of "money trafficking" and sex trafficking. | ||
*[[Umkemesik]] gets ousted from [[ED]] after [[Discord]] logs featuring him lusting after [[underage]] [[feet]] are dropped. | *[[Umkemesik]] gets ousted from [[ED]] after [[Discord]] logs featuring him lusting after [[underage]] [[feet]] are dropped. | ||
*[[Brazil]]ians invade their country's | *[[Brazil]]ians invade their country's Congress over [[Cunt|Jair Bolsonaro]] losing to Lula, similar to [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] losing the election to [[Joe Biden]]. | ||
:"DIS IS LIKE ANUDDAH JANUARY SIXTH" | |||
*[[Microsoft]] kills off support for [[Windows|Windows 8.1]] and the Extended Security Updates for [[Windows|Windows 7]], forcing their users to upgrade to Windows 10 or Windows 11, buy a new computer, or suffer the consequences of using old, [[shit]]ty operating systems. | *[[Microsoft]] kills off support for [[Windows|Windows 8.1]] and the Extended Security Updates for [[Windows|Windows 7]], forcing their users to upgrade to Windows 10 or Windows 11, buy a new computer, or suffer the consequences of using old, [[shit]]ty operating systems. | ||
*Lisa Marie [[Elvis Presley|Presley]] dies at age 54 from cardiac arrest. | *Lisa Marie [[Elvis Presley|Presley]] dies at age 54 from cardiac arrest. | ||
*[[Logan Paul]] tries to "expose" Coffeezilla and attempts to start a [[NFT]] business, but ends up being a major asshole | :"Nothin' but a Hound Dog" anyways... | ||
*[[Alec Baldwin]] | *[[Logan Paul]] tries to "expose" Coffeezilla and attempts to start a [[NFT]] business, but ends up being a major asshole as usual. | ||
*[[Google Stadia]] finally shuts their servers | *[[Alec Baldwin]] is proven guilty in court but gets charged with manslaughter. | ||
*A 6 year old [[Black People|Basketball American]] child shoots up their teacher in | *[[Google Stadia]] finally shuts down their servers after 3 years of shitfests. | ||
*A 6-year-old [[Black People|Basketball-American]] child shoots up their teacher in [[Virginia]], USA. | |||
:It's probably some kinda world record! | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 17:59, 20 January 2023
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2023 is the third reich of 2020. Jack shit will obviously happen this year like with the previous year. If you need a recap on 2022, click here.
Dramatic Events of 2023
January 2023
- Croatia fully enters the EU via €urozone and Schengen, mass wave of scamming due to currency switch begins instantly.
- The ED Twatter gets B&. We'll be back on there, eventually...
- A Basketball-American nignog player collapses on the NFL field and Schizoposters blame the VAXX
- MediaFan2008 gets diagnosed with a deadly condition, which we believe "might be" cancer, and if he does die, then thank fuck we won't deal with his ass anymore.
- Retard Tate gets arrested by the Romanian police because of "money trafficking" and sex trafficking.
- Umkemesik gets ousted from ED after Discord logs featuring him lusting after underage feet are dropped.
- Brazilians invade their country's Congress over Jair Bolsonaro losing to Lula, similar to Donald Trump losing the election to Joe Biden.
- "DIS IS LIKE ANUDDAH JANUARY SIXTH"
- Microsoft kills off support for Windows 8.1 and the Extended Security Updates for Windows 7, forcing their users to upgrade to Windows 10 or Windows 11, buy a new computer, or suffer the consequences of using old, shitty operating systems.
- Lisa Marie Presley dies at age 54 from cardiac arrest.
- "Nothin' but a Hound Dog" anyways...
- Logan Paul tries to "expose" Coffeezilla and attempts to start a NFT business, but ends up being a major asshole as usual.
- Alec Baldwin is proven guilty in court but gets charged with manslaughter.
- Google Stadia finally shuts down their servers after 3 years of shitfests.
- A 6-year-old Basketball-American child shoots up their teacher in Virginia, USA.
- It's probably some kinda world record!
See Also
- Need a recap of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: 2022
- The "Years" category here on ED
| Dramatic Years | ||
| Preceded by 2022 |
2023 | Succeeded by 2024 |