Google Stadia
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BREAKING NEWS!! Google Stadia is no more! |
Google Stadia was an epic fail created by Jewgle. It was an attempt to compete with the Ouya and the Plug n Plays used to play games without actually having to use your own computer to play them. Stadia attempted to create an entirely cloud-based place to play shit. Little did you know, there's nothing you can fucking do with it, as everyone in the entire world thinks Stadia is complete ass. There is no reason to buy this piece of shit unless you are a fucking retard with leftover welfare money. However, there's a free version that no one will ever use, and people would rather play shitty Flash Games and download Steam to download games trash in their own right, than use this piece of shit. Like everything else, this is probably going to shut down like Google+.
Features
Google Stadia offers a bundle that gives users a fucking $129 dollar controller. The thing is, nobody fucking bought it. So they made it free for everyone. There's also a subscription that does nothing but make graphics better and makes audio less shitty. Who would pay for this? No one, in fact, no one on this fucking earth even gives a shit about Google Stadia.
The main selling point of Google Stadia is that you can play games "anywhere". There are many problems with this, however. First, there are no games. Second, who the fuck wants to stream video games, if you Smash the shit out of your devices, and lose your password, You're basically fucked forever. Third, you have to FUCKING BUY THE GAMES SEPARATELY, which destroys the whole fucking point of streaming games. Fourth just buy a Switch (it's still a shitty system though).
Notable Games
There are none
See Also
- Xbox One - Has a better albeit still shit streaming service
- PlayStation 4 - Also has streaming service no one uses
- Netflix - What it wants to be
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