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Mountain Vista High School was initially planned to be the second sight of Reb and VoDKa playing counter strike, but nearly two decades later. Two bitches, Sienna Johnson and Brooke Higgins, failed to create their time machine to time travel all the way back to the time where [[Columbine|Kawlimpia]] happened back in '99. It all started when the duo schlicked to their photos of [[Oedipus|infamous double bond]], Eric Harris and Dylan B. Klebold, and at the same time posted too much of their love stories all over Tumblr. On the night of December 16, 2015, the girls had a duo and had a dream. Sienna's dream was about Dylan Klebold's penis going into her vagina, and breeding NBK babies so that they could carry out more school shootings. Sienna got
Mountain Vista High School was initially planned to be the second sight of REB and VoDKa playing counter strike, but nearly two decades later. Two bitches, Sienna Johnson and Brooke Higgins, failed to create their time machine to time travel all the way back to the time where [[Columbine|Kawlimpin]] happened back in '99. It all started when the duo schlicked to their photos of [[Oedipus|infamous double bond]], Eric Harris and Dylan B. Klebold, and at the same time posted too much of their love stories all over Tumblr. On the night of December 16, 2015, the girls had a duo and had a dream. Sienna's dream was about Dylan Klebold's penis going into her vagina. to having sex, Sienna got his TEC-9 and used it as a dildo. While having sex, on the other hand, the TEC-9 was wielded by VoDKA himself, and he used it to arouse him to get an erection and put cum onto her pussy. Ultimately, this resulted in a NBK baby that will make the grandest school shooting of all time in the distant future that will beat [[Columbine|Kawlimpin]] and [[Sandy Hook]]. There isn't really that much to say about Brooke's dream, but the thing both dreams have in common is that after sex, both will involve a mega school shooting orchestrated by four people, all of which would become an heroes afterward.


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Revision as of 03:32, 12 February 2017

Mountain Vista High School was initially planned to be the second sight of REB and VoDKa playing counter strike, but nearly two decades later. Two bitches, Sienna Johnson and Brooke Higgins, failed to create their time machine to time travel all the way back to the time where Kawlimpin happened back in '99. It all started when the duo schlicked to their photos of infamous double bond, Eric Harris and Dylan B. Klebold, and at the same time posted too much of their love stories all over Tumblr. On the night of December 16, 2015, the girls had a duo and had a dream. Sienna's dream was about Dylan Klebold's penis going into her vagina. to having sex, Sienna got his TEC-9 and used it as a dildo. While having sex, on the other hand, the TEC-9 was wielded by VoDKA himself, and he used it to arouse him to get an erection and put cum onto her pussy. Ultimately, this resulted in a NBK baby that will make the grandest school shooting of all time in the distant future that will beat Kawlimpin and Sandy Hook. There isn't really that much to say about Brooke's dream, but the thing both dreams have in common is that after sex, both will involve a mega school shooting orchestrated by four people, all of which would become an heroes afterward.

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