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[[File:Julian_Assange_vs_Mark_Zuckerberg.jpg|thumb|center| 700 px| The truth sometimes can’t be any funnier. [[American]] government and corporations’ [[butthurt]] over [[Julian Assange]] and praise for the money-grabbing and [[Docs|personal information smuggling]] [[Jew]] is ironically hilarious and not surprising at all!]] | <center> | ||
[[ | {{frame|[[File:Julian_Assange_vs_Mark_Zuckerberg.jpg|thumb|center| 700 px| The truth sometimes can’t be any funnier. [[American]] government and corporations’ [[butthurt]] over [[Julian Assange]] and praise for the money-grabbing and [[Docs|personal information smuggling]] [[Jew]] is ironically hilarious and not surprising at all!]]|border=gold|background=gold}} | ||
[[Image:Mark Zuckerberg - Baby Marky - 01.jpg|thumb|right|What Zuckerberg does in his spare time.]] | </center> | ||
[[Image:PSandifer.jpg|frame|right|Mark Zuckerberg before he spent his millions on jenny craig]] | <br> | ||
[[File:(((Zuckerberg and netanyahu))).jpg|thumb|right|300px|Zuckerberg contemplating his next strategic business maneuver.]] | |||
[[File:World after zocker.jpg|thumb|300px|The world after zucker made us [[Jews|closer]]]] | |||
[[Image:FAcebook devil.gif |thumb|right|220px|Dumbfucks]] | |||
[[Image:Mark Zuckerberg - Baby Marky - 01.jpg|220px|thumb|right|What Zuckerberg does in his spare time.]] | |||
[[Image:PSandifer.jpg|frame|right|220px|Mark Zuckerberg before he spent his millions on jenny craig]] | |||
'''Mark Suckaturd'''{{Jew}} is the Sole Suck-Flounder of [[Failbook]]. [[Some argue]] he is more famously known as the epitome of money-grubbing Jews. He has gained national notoriety for dodging multi-billion dollar buyout offers. And is an Aspie prick. FUCK THE ZUCK! SUCK THE ZUCK! | '''Mark Suckaturd'''{{Jew}} is the Sole Suck-Flounder of [[Failbook]]. [[Some argue]] he is more famously known as the epitome of money-grubbing Jews. He has gained national notoriety for dodging multi-billion dollar buyout offers. And is an Aspie prick. FUCK THE ZUCK! SUCK THE ZUCK! | ||
[http://bit.ly/b2D8so Here's the fresh new evidences of his sharp skillz of robbery, yo fagitz] | [http://bit.ly/b2D8so Here's the fresh new evidences of his sharp skillz of robbery, yo fagitz] | ||
== Imposer of dangerous ideals == | == Imposer of dangerous ideals == | ||
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== Epic Quotes (we swear we didn't make any of this up) == | == Epic Quotes (we swear we didn't make any of this up) == | ||
[[File: | [[File:Markeatsabullet3.jpg|right|thumb|220px|YUMMY]][[File:Markeatsabullet2.jpg|left|thumb|200px|Just let me put the tip in]] | ||
{{quote|*"Think about what people are doing on Facebook today. They're keeping up with their friends and family, but they're also building an image and identity for themselves, which in a sense is their brand. They're connecting with the audience that they want to connect to. It's almost a disadvantage if you're not on it now."|Blah blah blah.}} | |||
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*Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard | *Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard | ||
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== Movie == | == Movie == | ||
Recently, a bigshot Hollywood director ([[hipster|David Fincher]] of ''[[Fight Club]]'', ''[[The Game]]'' and ''Se7en'' and fame), decided to make a movie called [[The Social Network]] about [[shit_nobody_cares_about|his life]]. Starring [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0148418/ Jesse Heisenberg] as the Jew himself. The movie debuted on October 1st, 2010 and was made without Failbook's permission so it was full of sleazy drama and [[lulz]]. | |||
Apparently Zuckerberg comes off as such a giant [[douche]] that he donated $100,000,000 to the [[New Jersey]] public school system in [[Troll's Remorse|damage control mode]]. This is no sweat for Zuckerberg since he recently cracked the Forbes' 400 Richest Americunts list at #35 with a net worth of $6.1 billion which puts him ahead of [[Steve Jobs]], [[Oprah]], [[George Lucas]], [[Donald Trump]], [[Rupert Murdoch]] and [[Eric Schmidt]] amongst others. | |||
The movie won four gold-plated dildos, three for the movie part......and one for [[Trent Reznor]], for the soundtrack music. Which was boring. | |||
Big Zook is still [[butthurt]] about the whole thing. [http://www.slashfilm.com/mark-zuckerberg-inaccuracies-the-social-network/][http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/26/facebook-mark-zuckerberg-g8_n_867575.html] Waaahhhh. | |||
== | ==Jew denial== | ||
Although [[faggot | Zuckerberg]] was [[almost_raped | raised]] [[Jewish]] and had his [[lemon_party | bar mitzvah]] when he turned [[12 | 13]], he [[last_thursday | has since]] [[lies | described himself]] as an [[satanist | atheist]], which makes him a [[nigger | race traitor]] yet he still [[masturbates | practices]] the age old [[circumcision | Jewish tradition]] of [[lies | claiming]] [[jew_gold | every cent on earth]] as his. [http://www.v3.co.uk/v3-uk/news/2289748/facebook-refuses-to-pay-bug-hunter-after-he-posts-security-flaw-on-mark-zuckerbergs-wall Citation Needed] Poor lad is still searching for his long-lost foreskin, which is probably ruler of a Rat Kingdom in a landfill on Staten Island by now. Many bloody cocks were sucked that night, I can tell you. | Although [[faggot | Zuckerberg]] was [[almost_raped | raised]] [[Jewish]] and had his [[lemon_party | bar mitzvah]] when he turned [[12 | 13]], he [[last_thursday | has since]] [[lies | described himself]] as an [[satanist | atheist]], which makes him a [[nigger | race traitor]] yet he still [[masturbates | practices]] the age old [[circumcision | Jewish tradition]] of [[lies | claiming]] [[jew_gold | every cent on earth]] as his. [http://www.v3.co.uk/v3-uk/news/2289748/facebook-refuses-to-pay-bug-hunter-after-he-posts-security-flaw-on-mark-zuckerbergs-wall Citation Needed] Poor lad is still searching for his long-lost foreskin, which is probably ruler of a Rat Kingdom in a landfill on Staten Island by now. Many bloody cocks were sucked that night, I can tell you. | ||
== | ==ZOG HQ== | ||
1456 Edgewood Dr<br> | |||
Palo Alto CA 94301<br> | |||
(Which is easy to find, because he's been buying out/fighting with his neighbors.[http://abcnews.go.com/Business/mark-zuckerberg-buys-homes-surrounding-palo-alto-calif/story?id=20542803][http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2015/03/13/mark-zuckerberg-palo-alto-home-lawsuit-developer-mircea-voskerician/70301430/][http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2013/10/11/zuckerberg-buys-neighboring-homes/] He also owns a house in SF. [http://www.cnbc.com/id/101140474]) | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery of greed== | ||
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== See also == | == See also == | ||
[[Image:ZuckerbergGetsReported.jpg|thumb|200px|right]] | |||
* [[Failbook]] | * [[Failbook]] | ||
* [[Internet Humanitarianism]] | * [[Internet Humanitarianism]] |
Revision as of 19:59, 22 August 2017
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Mark Suckaturd✡ is the Sole Suck-Flounder of Failbook. Some argue he is more famously known as the epitome of money-grubbing Jews. He has gained national notoriety for dodging multi-billion dollar buyout offers. And is an Aspie prick. FUCK THE ZUCK! SUCK THE ZUCK! Here's the fresh new evidences of his sharp skillz of robbery, yo fagitz
Imposer of dangerous ideals
Does Zuckerberg declaring his position on complete "free-flow of information on the internet" mean he is cool with:
- His docs floating everywhere?
- People harvesting data and email etc. from websites (inc. facebook) for spam?
- Stealing private, corporate data and statistics?
- Free flow of DoS packets to his server?
- Shitting on his users?
- Feeding terabytes of your personal info to the NSA?
No. Just pictures of kittens.
Zuckerberg is also a well-known terrorist. He, together with Bill Gates, is responsible for the widespread belief that dropping out of Harvard guarantees you billions of lollars. This misconception has ruined the lives of thousands of virgin boys. Every ass-munch borrows millions of suckoleons from parasitic lampreys and starts a "startup firm" now, usually with some tarded idea of "Web 2.0 peace and love we won't exploit you too much" bastardism, and most of this little gang of Peter Pan Syndromites ends up dropping a big turd and going bankrupt. But they still wuv Mark, he's their hero!
Epic Quotes (we swear we didn't make any of this up)
—Blah blah blah. |
—Lol, a Blackberry. |
—SUCK THAT DONKEY DICK, COWBOY! |
—Subtle message, there, fuckboy. Life is cheap (unless it's yours), eh? |
Movie
Recently, a bigshot Hollywood director (David Fincher of Fight Club, The Game and Se7en and fame), decided to make a movie called The Social Network about his life. Starring Jesse Heisenberg as the Jew himself. The movie debuted on October 1st, 2010 and was made without Failbook's permission so it was full of sleazy drama and lulz.
Apparently Zuckerberg comes off as such a giant douche that he donated $100,000,000 to the New Jersey public school system in damage control mode. This is no sweat for Zuckerberg since he recently cracked the Forbes' 400 Richest Americunts list at #35 with a net worth of $6.1 billion which puts him ahead of Steve Jobs, Oprah, George Lucas, Donald Trump, Rupert Murdoch and Eric Schmidt amongst others.
The movie won four gold-plated dildos, three for the movie part......and one for Trent Reznor, for the soundtrack music. Which was boring.
Big Zook is still butthurt about the whole thing. [1][2] Waaahhhh.
Jew denial
Although Zuckerberg was raised Jewish and had his bar mitzvah when he turned 13, he has since described himself as an atheist, which makes him a race traitor yet he still practices the age old Jewish tradition of claiming every cent on earth as his. Citation Needed Poor lad is still searching for his long-lost foreskin, which is probably ruler of a Rat Kingdom in a landfill on Staten Island by now. Many bloody cocks were sucked that night, I can tell you.
ZOG HQ
1456 Edgewood Dr
Palo Alto CA 94301
(Which is easy to find, because he's been buying out/fighting with his neighbors.[3][4][5] He also owns a house in SF. [6])
Gallery of greed
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See also
External Links
- Zuckerberg on Jewtastic opps dead, archive
- Fuckerberg exposed on Business Insider (This article is a LULZ goldmine)
- Mark Zuckerberg donates $100,000,000 to Jersey public schools to offset unflattering portrayal in The Social Network
- Ceglia vs Zuckerberg lolsuit
- Zuckerberg's online diary when he trolled Harvard with facemash.com
- He has a wife, a little Zuckmonster on the way, and a floor mop
- Judas Watch: Mark Zuckerberg
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