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[[File:ED-Nevada-state-flag.png|300px|thumb|right|The Nevada state flag.]]
'''Nevada''' is a barren wasteland in the [[United States of America]], primarily known for [[Las Vegas]], [[Area 51]], [[Aliens]] and its high rates of [[Whores|prostitution]] and [[Drugs|drug trafficking]]. Generally, [[nobody gives a fuck]] about Nevada, other than [[retards]] who like giving their money to the [[Jews]] who run the [[Shithole|major casinos]] in Las Vegas and Carson City.


Nevada can refer to:
==Geography==
*[[Nevada-tan]], girl convicted of murder
Overall, Nevada is hot and dry with a few mountains on the western corners. There isn't really much to say about it, other than it is a barren wasteland.
*[[Las Vegas]], Nevada
*[[Reno]], Nevada


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==Facts about Nevada==
[[File:Map-of-Nevada.png|200px|right|thumb|Nevada is shaped like a vertical razor blade.]]
[[File:NV-Highway.jpg|250px|right|thumb|[[Typical]] Nevada highway.]]
*Nevada is shaped like a vertical razor blade.
*[[Retards|Conspiracy theorists]] believe that an actual alien spaceship crashed here, and its body was taken to Area 51 for dissection.
*Nevada has [[nice]] roads. Still better than [[California]]'s.
*Whatever happens in Vegas, '''does not''' stay in Vegas.
*Area 51 '''does not''' exist. At all.
*Nevada is derived from a [[Spanish]] word, which means "snow-covered". This is a pretty big [[oxymoron]], considering that it doesn't even fucking snow in Nevada.
*Nevada is a barren wasteland.
*Nevada has [[Crap|dirt cheap]] [[Not|real estate]].
*Many couples [[Marriage|get married]] in Vegas, but they divorce a week later because they realized that they were both [[Alcohol|drunk]] at the time.
*Niggers live under the streets of Las Vegas
*If [[you]] go hiking around in the rural Nevadan desert, you'll probably discover [[at least 100]] dead bodies. Most of them probably died from extreme heat and dehydration; either that, or they [[Suicide|committed suicide]].
 
==See Also==
*[[Jewnited States of Americunts]]
*[[California]]
*[[Whores]]
*[[Money]]
*[[Secks]]
*[[Oxymoron]]
*[[Gambling]]
*[[Alcohol]]
*[[Las Vegas]]
*[[Area 51]]
==External Links==
*[http://nv.gov/ Nevada's Official Website]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevada Nevada's Wikipedia Page], go there and lay waste to their ''precious'' article.
 
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The Nevada state flag.

Nevada is a barren wasteland in the United States of America, primarily known for Las Vegas, Area 51, Aliens and its high rates of prostitution and drug trafficking. Generally, nobody gives a fuck about Nevada, other than retards who like giving their money to the Jews who run the major casinos in Las Vegas and Carson City.

Geography

Overall, Nevada is hot and dry with a few mountains on the western corners. There isn't really much to say about it, other than it is a barren wasteland.

Facts about Nevada

Nevada is shaped like a vertical razor blade.
Typical Nevada highway.
  • Nevada is shaped like a vertical razor blade.
  • Conspiracy theorists believe that an actual alien spaceship crashed here, and its body was taken to Area 51 for dissection.
  • Nevada has nice roads. Still better than California's.
  • Whatever happens in Vegas, does not stay in Vegas.
  • Area 51 does not exist. At all.
  • Nevada is derived from a Spanish word, which means "snow-covered". This is a pretty big oxymoron, considering that it doesn't even fucking snow in Nevada.
  • Nevada is a barren wasteland.
  • Nevada has dirt cheap real estate.
  • Many couples get married in Vegas, but they divorce a week later because they realized that they were both drunk at the time.
  • Niggers live under the streets of Las Vegas
  • If you go hiking around in the rural Nevadan desert, you'll probably discover at least 100 dead bodies. Most of them probably died from extreme heat and dehydration; either that, or they committed suicide.

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