Honey Badger

Honey badger don't give a shit it just takes what it wants

The Honey Badger is the most badass creature ever created. It eats cobras, it has no regard for any other animal, it just doesn't give a shit.

Facts

• Honey badger don't care.
• Honey badger just takes what it wants.
• Honey badger is a sick fuck.
• Honey badger is pretty bad ass.

Scourge of Humanity

The honey badger came about as a result of God flexing his nuts and pwning Africa in the 1860s, way before He ever thought of AIDS. Honey badger will royally fuck you up if he sees fit, seriously he doesn't give a shit. If you should ever come across one of these mean bastards you may as well just kill yourself, because honey badgers can resist the effect of any weapon you can think of. All in all, the honey badger is like a zombie, only one that tries to rip off your ballsack with its fangs and can run just as fast as you.

	“	You can run, but you'll only die tired.	„
	—Honey Badger

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