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[[File:ATTENTIONWHOREDALA.jpg|thumb|Dala Shows Titties For You to Join Guild!]]
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=== Dalavesta's Top Victim Pool ===
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[[File:Great Dane Puppy.jpg|thumb| She says she's afraid of Great Danes, but is this puppy REALLY SAFE WITH DALAVESTA?]]
[[File:SavethisdogfromDalavesta.jpg|thumb| Save adorable puppies like this from Dalavesta. God damn it this dog is cute. ~ A Message From Some Woman.]]
1:Australian Shepard Collie
2: Australian Coolie
3: Norwegian Elkhound
And of course, the German Shepard.


=== How to get ripped off IRL by the Meddling Mystic. ===
=== How to get ripped off IRL by the Meddling Mystic. ===

Revision as of 06:58, 10 December 2011

FACT ALERT:

ANTOINE DODSON IS HIDING FROM DALAVESTA. HIDE YO KIDS. HIDE YO DOGS. HIDE YO HORSES, CUZ DALAVESTAS FUCKIN EM TONIGHT! ED DOES NOT ALLOW DOG DICK PICTURES TOO MANY FURFAGS FAPPING TO THEM. SEE HER CONFESSIONS AND CHAT POSTS FOR PROOF OF ADMITTANCE IN HER OWN WORDS.
What? This article does not need any more bestiality pictures. We are not FurAffinity, not at all.
You can help by not adding anything, especially not bestiality pictures. We are not FurAffinity.


You may recognize her from Eyes of Old.
Bawwww
Dala Shows Titties For You to Join Guild!

How to get ripped off IRL by the Meddling Mystic.

When not fucking dogs, Dalavesta is portraying herself as a psychic on the Meddling Mystic. Apparently "psychics" also have facebook which makes them legit. This is of course another method used to commit fraud and rip people off by charging five to forty dollars to fund her dog raping services, so be sure to contact her various addresses:


See also


Dalavesta
is part of a series on
Bad things that happen to animals
Basic Concepts [-+]

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