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The Camrose Cat Killers are four piece of shit brats in Camrose, Alberta, Canadia who microwaved their neighbors poor, non-asthma inducing, innocent, cute, and all around adorable kitty cat named Princess - like they were reenacting that stupid urban legend with the poodle.
Then they wrote "Nice cat, look in the microwave!" all over the walls. Dickweeds.
The Canadan government, in their brilliant wisdom, says that publishing the names of juveniles arrested for crimes is a crime. Fuck that: Out the little bastards. Eat a dick, Canadan government.
Ruiners of Caturday
- Sam Sheppard
- Sabian Jordan Ryan
- Mac Ryan
- Jesse Gillis
Mac Ryan's Facebook Account. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1066432096
Sabian Jordan Ryan's Facebook Account. http://www.facebook.com/#!/CrucifiedToADream
Notice how their facebook pages are covered in hardcore emo death metal screamo shit and how Sabians URL is 'CurcifiedToADream' These guy's are really tough and hardcore so do not mess with them.
Vengeance
Internets tube junctions, like Facebook and Nexopia, immediately rose up and formed the hate forums. Even Bill Cosby hated them and refused to send pudding pops. The Canadian version of The Man showed up in the small town, going from house to house warning people not to name names. When he found the Facebook posts, he went to the posters' homes and threatened little children with jail time unless they used their accounts to delete the names from Facebook. Then, with the information on the names nowhere to be found, internutters went even more nutters, even offering rewards for the names[1].
