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Camrose Cat Killers: Difference between revisions
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[[Image:IS_IT_CAN_BE_HUGS_TIEM_NOW_PLEES_CAT.jpg|right|thumb|How dare they.]] | [[Image:IS_IT_CAN_BE_HUGS_TIEM_NOW_PLEES_CAT.jpg|right|thumb|How dare they.]] | ||
[[Image:Cat23.jpg|right|thumb|Artistic impression of the microwave post-cat.]]The '''Camrose Cat Killers''' are four [[ | [[Image:Cat23.jpg|right|thumb|Artistic impression of the microwave post-cat.]]The '''Camrose Cat Killers''' are four [[pussies|piece of shit]] [[13 year old boy|brats]] in Camrose, Alberta, [[Canadia]] who microwaved their neighbors poor, non-asthma inducing, innocent, cute, and all around adorable [[cat|kitty cat]] named Princess - like they were reenacting that stupid urban legend with the poodle. | ||
{{quote|Nice cat, look in the microwave!|Scrawled on the wall}} | |||
The Canadan government, in their [[retarded|brilliant]] wisdom, says that [[lol|publishing the names of juveniles arrested for crimes is a crime]]. [[Rage|Fuck that: Out the little bastards]]. Eat a | The Canadan government, in their [[retarded|brilliant]] wisdom, says that [[lol|publishing the names of juveniles arrested for crimes is a crime]]. [[Rage|Fuck that: Out the little bastards]]. Eat a dick, Canadian government. | ||
== | ==Hey guise, it's illegal to publish their names== | ||
<!-- named for great justice and endless lulz --> | <!-- named for great justice and endless lulz --> | ||
*Sam Sheppard | *'''Sam Sheppard''' | ||
*Sabian Jordan Ryan | *'''Sabian Jordan Ryan''' | ||
*Mac Ryan | *'''Mac Ryan ''' | ||
*Jesse Gillis | *'''Jesse Gillis''' | ||
Mac Ryan's Facebook Account. | Mac Ryan's Facebook Account. | ||
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1066432096 | * http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1066432096 | ||
Sabian Jordan Ryan's Facebook Account. | Sabian Jordan Ryan's Facebook Account. | ||
http://www.facebook.com/#!/CrucifiedToADream | * http://www.facebook.com/#!/CrucifiedToADream | ||
Notice how their facebook pages are covered in hardcore emo death metal screamo shit and how Sabians URL is 'CrucifiedToADream' | Notice how their facebook pages are covered in hardcore emo death metal screamo shit and how Sabians URL is 'CrucifiedToADream'. These guy's are [[pussies|really tough and hardcore]] so [[DO IT FAGGOT|do not mess with them]]. | ||
These guy's are really tough and hardcore so do not mess with them. | |||
==Vengeance== | ==Vengeance== | ||
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== The Perpetrators == | == The Perpetrators == | ||
* [http://lazysupper.com/?m=200807 It's not illegal to identify them in Japan ;)] | *<s>[http://lazysupper.com/?m=200807 It's not illegal to identify them in Japan ;)]</s> | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Revision as of 19:31, 14 April 2012
The Camrose Cat Killers are four piece of shit brats in Camrose, Alberta, Canadia who microwaved their neighbors poor, non-asthma inducing, innocent, cute, and all around adorable kitty cat named Princess - like they were reenacting that stupid urban legend with the poodle.
—Scrawled on the wall | ||
The Canadan government, in their brilliant wisdom, says that publishing the names of juveniles arrested for crimes is a crime. Fuck that: Out the little bastards. Eat a dick, Canadian government.
Hey guise, it's illegal to publish their names
- Sam Sheppard
- Sabian Jordan Ryan
- Mac Ryan
- Jesse Gillis
Mac Ryan's Facebook Account.
Sabian Jordan Ryan's Facebook Account.
Notice how their facebook pages are covered in hardcore emo death metal screamo shit and how Sabians URL is 'CrucifiedToADream'. These guy's are really tough and hardcore so do not mess with them.
Vengeance
Internets tube junctions, like Facebook and Nexopia, immediately rose up and formed the hate forums. Even Bill Cosby hated them and refused to send pudding pops. The Canadian version of The Man showed up in the small town, going from house to house warning people not to name names. When he found the Facebook posts, he went to the posters' homes and threatened little children with jail time unless they used their accounts to delete the names from Facebook. Then, with the information on the names nowhere to be found, internutters went even more nutters, even offering rewards for the names[1].
