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Recently, a bigshot Hollywood director ([[hipster|David Fincher]] of ''[[Fight Club]]'', ''[[The Game]]'' and ''Se7en'' and fame), decided to make a movie called [[The Social Network]] about [[shit_nobody_cares_about|his life]]. Starring [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0148418/ Jesse Heisenberg] as the Jew himself. The movie will debut on October 1st, 2010 and was made without Failbook's permission so it should be full of sleazy drama and [[lulz]]. Apparently Zuckerberg comes off as such a giant [[douche]] that he donated $100,000,000 to the [[New Jersey]] public school system in [[Troll's Remorse|damage control mode]]. This is no sweat for Zuckerberg since he recently cracked the Forbes' 400 Richest Americunts list at #35 with a net worth of $6.1 billion which puts him ahead of [[Steve Jobs]], [[Oprah]], [[George Lucas]], [[Donald Trump]], [[Rupert Murdoch]] and [[Eric Schmidt]] amongst others. | Recently, a bigshot Hollywood director ([[hipster|David Fincher]] of ''[[Fight Club]]'', ''[[The Game]]'' and ''Se7en'' and fame), decided to make a movie called [[The Social Network]] about [[shit_nobody_cares_about|his life]]. Starring [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0148418/ Jesse Heisenberg] as the Jew himself. The movie will debut on October 1st, 2010 and was made without Failbook's permission so it should be full of sleazy drama and [[lulz]]. Apparently Zuckerberg comes off as such a giant [[douche]] that he donated $100,000,000 to the [[New Jersey]] public school system in [[Troll's Remorse|damage control mode]]. This is no sweat for Zuckerberg since he recently cracked the Forbes' 400 Richest Americunts list at #35 with a net worth of $6.1 billion which puts him ahead of [[Steve Jobs]], [[Oprah]], [[George Lucas]], [[Donald Trump]], [[Rupert Murdoch]] and [[Eric Schmidt]] amongst others. | ||
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Mark Zuckerberg✡ is the Sole Flounder of Failbook. Some argue he is more famously known as the epitome of money-grubbing Jews. He has gained national notoriety for dodging multi-billion dollar buyout offers. Here the fresh new evidences of his sharp skillz of robbery
Imposer of dangerous ideals
Does Zuckerberg declaring his position on complete "free-flow of information on the internet" mean he is cool with:
- His docs floating everywhere?
- People harvesting data and email etc. from websites (inc. facebook) for spam?
- Stealing private, corporate data and statistics?
- Free flow of DoS packets to his server?
No. Just pictures of kittens.
Zuckerberg is also a well-known terrorist. He, together with Bill Gates, is responsible for the widespread belief that dropping out of Harvard guarantees you billions of lollars. This misconception has ruined the lives of thousands of virgin boys.
Epic Quotes
Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard Zuck: Just ask. Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS [Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one? Zuck: People just submitted it. Zuck: I don't know why. Zuck: They "trust me" Zuck: Dumb fucks.
Movie
Recently, a bigshot Hollywood director (David Fincher of Fight Club, The Game and Se7en and fame), decided to make a movie called The Social Network about his life. Starring Jesse Heisenberg as the Jew himself. The movie will debut on October 1st, 2010 and was made without Failbook's permission so it should be full of sleazy drama and lulz. Apparently Zuckerberg comes off as such a giant douche that he donated $100,000,000 to the New Jersey public school system in damage control mode. This is no sweat for Zuckerberg since he recently cracked the Forbes' 400 Richest Americunts list at #35 with a net worth of $6.1 billion which puts him ahead of Steve Jobs, Oprah, George Lucas, Donald Trump, Rupert Murdoch and Eric Schmidt amongst others.
Dox
Mark Elliot Zuckerberg
2 Russell Place, Dobbs Ferry, Westchester County
New York, 10522
See also
External Links
- Zuckerberg on Jewtastic
- Fuckerberg exposed on Business Insider (This article is a LULZ goldmine)
- Mark Zuckerberg donates $100,000,000 to Jersey public schools to offset unflattering portrayal in The Social Network
- Ceglia vs Zuckerberg lolsuit
- Zuckerberg's online diary when he trolled Harvard with facemash.com
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