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[[Image:LinktheWolf wishful thinking.png|thumb|His fursona, attractive, muscular... everything LinktheWolf isnt.]]
[[Image:LinktheWolf wishful thinking.png|thumb|His fursona, attractive, muscular... everything LinktheWolf isnt.]]
[[Image:Linkthewolf deep and misunderstood lulz.png|thumb|LinktheWolf sits on his roof pretending to be deep in thought.]]
[[Image:Linkthewolf deep and misunderstood lulz.png|thumb|LinktheWolf sits on his roof pretending to be deep in thought.]]
{{fact|If [[you]] know the person named Jared Studelska, call the police or [[furfags|ASPCA]] immediately!}}


 
'''LinktheWolf''' (aka '''[[nigger|Graychild]]''', "[[cockmongler|Resident Oddball]]", [[IRL]] {{fb|Graychild| Jared Studelska}}) is a [[nerd|pimple-ridden]], [[Cumdumpster|scum-sucking]], low-life [[furfag]], [[internet tough guy]], and a general [[attention whore]] on DeviantART. How did he get this way? It's actually a very simple blend of three parts loser, two parts superiority complex, and one part emo, shown here in [http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/22520552/ this recipe.] He spends his weekends writing romance songs and shitty fantasy stories. When he's not doing that he's either masturbating to furry porn, drawing furry porn, or making counterfeit Tamiflu. He's [[gay|best buddies]] with internet tough guy [[iRONAS]], and they both plan to take down [[4chan]] and [[7chan]], and protect the [[Asking for it|innocent]] [[weeaboo|weeaboos]] and [[Furry|furfags]] on DeviantART from massive [[lulz]]. In reality, they just "[[Fag|spy]]" on 7chan's /i/nvasion board and report [[troll]] accounts to the mods. Like a true idiot, LinktheWolf posted photos of himself torturing cats and dogs on his photobucket, and has been driven out of the DeviantART community by the very lowlifes he had sworn to protect. After [[Delete fucking everything|deleting fucking everything]] from his DeviantART account, he has since [[Mega ultra super genius|re-uploaded fucking everything]] on [http://linkthewolf.sheezyart.com/ SheezyART].
'''LinktheWolf''' (aka '''[[nigger|Graychild]]''', "[[cockmongler|Resident Oddball]], is a [[nerd|pimple-ridden]], [[Cumdumpster|scum-sucking]], low-life [[furfag]], [[internet tough guy]], and a general [[attention whore]] on DeviantART. How did he get this way? It's actually a very simple blend of three parts loser, two parts superiority complex, and one part emo, shown here in [http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/22520552/ this recipe.] He spends his weekends writing romance songs and shitty fantasy stories. When he's not doing that he's either masturbating to furry porn, drawing furry porn, or making counterfeit Tamiflu. He's [[gay|best buddies]] with internet tough guy [[iRONAS]], and they both plan to take down [[4chan]] and [[7chan]], and protect the [[Asking for it|innocent]] [[weeaboo|weeaboos]] and [[Furry|furfags]] on DeviantART from massive [[lulz]]. In reality, they just "[[Fag|spy]]" on 7chan's /i/nvasion board and report [[troll]] accounts to the mods. Like a true idiot, LinktheWolf posted photos of himself torturing cats and dogs on his photobucket, and has been driven out of the DeviantART community by the very lowlifes he had sworn to protect. After [[Delete fucking everything|deleting fucking everything]] from his DeviantART account, he has since [[Mega ultra super genius|re-uploaded fucking everything]] on [http://linkthewolf.sheezyart.com/ SheezyART].




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==External Links==
==External Links==
 
* {{Fb|graychild|Jared Studelska}} HIS FAILBOOK ACCOUNT! [http://web.archive.org/web/20040810224407/http://linkthewolf.deviantart.com/ (proof that he is LinktheWolf in teh top left corner)]
 
*{{deviantart|graychild1}} his sockpuppet with the same retarded art.
*<strike>{{deviantart|LinktheWolf}}</strike> Abandoned since Feb. 15th, 2008.
*<strike>{{deviantart|LinktheWolf}}</strike> Abandoned since Feb. 15th, 2008.
*{{strike|[http://linkthewolf.sheezyart.com/ '''LinktheWolf on SheezyArt''']}} abandoned
*{{strike|[http://linkthewolf.sheezyart.com/ '''LinktheWolf on SheezyArt''']}} abandoned

Revision as of 06:40, 27 April 2013

No wonder he's into bestiality.
His fursona, attractive, muscular... everything LinktheWolf isnt.
LinktheWolf sits on his roof pretending to be deep in thought.
FACT ALERT:
If you know the person named Jared Studelska, call the police or ASPCA immediately!

LinktheWolf (aka Graychild, "Resident Oddball", IRL   Jared Studelska) is a pimple-ridden, scum-sucking, low-life furfag, internet tough guy, and a general attention whore on DeviantART. How did he get this way? It's actually a very simple blend of three parts loser, two parts superiority complex, and one part emo, shown here in this recipe. He spends his weekends writing romance songs and shitty fantasy stories. When he's not doing that he's either masturbating to furry porn, drawing furry porn, or making counterfeit Tamiflu. He's best buddies with internet tough guy iRONAS, and they both plan to take down 4chan and 7chan, and protect the innocent weeaboos and furfags on DeviantART from massive lulz. In reality, they just "spy" on 7chan's /i/nvasion board and report troll accounts to the mods. Like a true idiot, LinktheWolf posted photos of himself torturing cats and dogs on his photobucket, and has been driven out of the DeviantART community by the very lowlifes he had sworn to protect. After deleting fucking everything from his DeviantART account, he has since re-uploaded fucking everything on SheezyART.


LinktheWolf's Lucrative Writing Career

LiketheWolf knows he can't draw worth shit, so he took up writing really crappy stories. Unfortunately, he's so fucking stupid he's incapable of coming up with anything original, so he took up writing fan fiction (even though he never categorizes his shit as fan fiction). So far he has ripped off: Star Wars, Harry Potter, The Legend of Zelda, and Magic: The Gathering. The main reason he sticks to fanfiction is because when he tries original stuff, he falls flat on his face. For example, one of his characters is named "Jesse Sapphireeyes." Seriously. As you can see, absolutely nobody reads or comments on his shitty stories. LinktheWolf also has the impression that songs/poetry aren't truly good unless they rhyme. Doubtless to say, he must spend many hours on rhymingdictionary.com composing his love melodies for his boyfriends.


   
“ 		 
Hey babe, I wanna be your boo.

I’m so in love with you.

I’m telling you its true.

I know you love me too,

The truth is now in view,

I’m so in love with you.
 

„
  		 

—LinktheWolf, serenading his furfag boyfriends

"Hands on a Miracle" by LinktheWolf. It's a miracle because he's touching a girl. Make that a little girl. Pedobear would be proud.
   
“ 		 
As I sit here in the basement, you see

Surrounded by sadness, food, and cable TV

I just where my life went so wrong...
 

„
  		 

—LinktheWolf, "Life and why Mine hates me"

   
“ 		 
A new day dawns at the local High school,

It's packed to the brim with jocks and tools

But I still gotta go so the fuckheads can call

Let's go point and laugh at the resident oddball
 

„
  		 

—LinktheWolf, on being a social reject

LinktheWolf: Political Activist, Illustrator, Homestar Runner Fan

Does anyone think he's funny?

Proof that LinktheWolf's brain stopped developing when he was twelve, just like that of a black person, is evident in his completely unlulzy Homestar Runner fanart/tracing macros. He is also anti-Bush, just like 87% of Americans. However, instead of doing something about it, he takes copyrighted photos of the former president and tries to turn them into lulzy macros. It seems as though nobody told him Bush-bashing is about as edgy as a watermelon, and his jokes fucking suck. He also thinks that the Pope is evil and is plotting to brainwash the entire world, 1984 style.

  • He draws Homestar Runner fanart
    He draws Homestar Runner fanart
  • Looks like he's giving Tim Buckley a run for his money
    Looks like he's giving Tim Buckley a run for his money
  • He thinks this is funny
    He thinks this is funny
  • More beautiful art
    More beautiful art
  • LinktheWolf is an absolute whore when it comes to pageviews
    LinktheWolf is an absolute whore when it comes to pageviews
  • LinktheWolf HAET the Pope!
    LinktheWolf HAET the Pope!
  • Some very thoughtful insight by LinktheWolf
    Some very thoughtful insight by LinktheWolf
  • Who let LinktheFox on the internets?
    Who let LinktheFox on the internets?

In a sad attempt to escape the horrible reality of being a gangly, unemployed, eternally pubescent, man-child LinktheWolf draws pictures of his fursona dancing around with self-designed guitars and copyrighted music all around him. It's undeniable proof that he's a rock star-- in his imagination.

LinktheWolf's Everyday Life

apparently LinktheWolf goes to college in Wisconsin. Aside from being an internet tough guy, he also admits he doesn't shower, and if you're wondering just how popular he is with the ladies; he decorated his dorm room with Optimus Prime stuff.
LinktheWolf reflects on being a freak
Lulz are highlighted in yellow; lies highlighted in red
This is how many views/comments/+faves that most of LinktheWolf's art gets
LinktheWolf HAETS trolls.
Don't mess with this bad dude!
iRONASS and his fuckbuddy LinktheWolf engaging in their favorite sexual activity.
iRONAS and Linkthewolf planning to BANKRUPT 4CHAN!
Linkthewolf played with this as a kid.

Journal Summary:

Link the Sick Fuck

Warning!
These images are incredibly graphic and disturbing. They are pictures taken by LinktheWolf after mutilating cats! Looking at them will make you vomit and cry! Well, if you're a crybaby.
The sick fuck admits that he tortures animals
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  • LinktheWolf thinks this is funny.
    LinktheWolf thinks this is funny.
  • What a sick fuck...
    What a sick fuck...
  • Ejaculate in a dog's eye
    Ejaculate in a dog's eye
  • I think I'm going to throw up...
    I think I'm going to throw up...
  • Seriously, these are making me sick
    Seriously, these are making me sick
  • What the fuck is wrong with this kid?
    What the fuck is wrong with this kid?


Concerned animal lovers confront LinktheWolf with his sick fetish:


BEST FRIENDS

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