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[[File:Murderess of cats Melissa Bachman.jpg|thumb|400px|Serial animal killer Melissa Bachman from Minnesota sitting on the ass of her most recent victim. Note the gleeful smile of this [[sick fuck]]. In honour of this picture, [[Erik Ribsskog]] gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass."]] | [[File:Murderess of cats Melissa Bachman.jpg|thumb|400px|Serial animal killer Melissa Bachman from Minnesota sitting on the ass of her most recent victim. Note the gleeful smile of this [[sick fuck]]. In honour of this picture, [[Erik Ribsskog]] gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass."]] | ||
[[File:Melissa Bachman - lion with gun - now it's fair.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Now it's fair!]] | |||
{{quote|She kills everything. Pictures of the stupid bitch smiling over the corpses of a heap of dead animals.|Killing spree wasn't [[butthurt|well received]]}} | {{quote|She kills everything. Pictures of the stupid bitch smiling over the corpses of a heap of dead animals.|Killing spree wasn't [[butthurt|well received]]|center=relative}} | ||
'''Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy [[Camrose Cat Killers|cat murderess]] from Paynesville in [[Minnesota]] who rose to fame for bragging about killing animals [[Rofl|for fun]] on [[Twitter]]. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the [[Internets]] in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing-for-fun [http://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa demanded that her killing spree be stopped]. | '''Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy [[Camrose Cat Killers|cat murderess]] from Paynesville in [[Minnesota]] who rose to fame for bragging about killing animals [[Rofl|for fun]] on [[Twitter]]. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the [[Internets]] in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing-for-fun [http://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa demanded that her killing spree be stopped]. | ||
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Melissa Bachman is rumoured to be the younger sister of [[Luka Magnotta]], an aunt of [[Cheyenne Cherry]], and [[some argue]] she is a relative of [[Erik Ribsskog]] (who gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass") as well. | Melissa Bachman is rumoured to be the younger sister of [[Luka Magnotta]], an aunt of [[Cheyenne Cherry]], and [[some argue]] she is a relative of [[Erik Ribsskog]] (who gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass") as well. | ||
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==What gets her off? Killing animals [[Rofl|for fun]]== | ==What gets her off? Killing animals [[Rofl|for fun]]== | ||
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Revision as of 06:04, 7 December 2013
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Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy cat murderess from Paynesville in Minnesota who rose to fame for bragging about killing animals for fun on Twitter. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the Internets in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing-for-fun demanded that her killing spree be stopped.
In her spare time, Melissa kills whatever gets in her way, including reindeer, cats, dogs and probably even humans if she gets a chance, when she is not busy with bragging of said killing in the obscure self-produced television show "Deadly Passion."
Melissa Bachman is rumoured to be the younger sister of Luka Magnotta, an aunt of Cheyenne Cherry, and some argue she is a relative of Erik Ribsskog (who gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass") as well.
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