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'''Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy [[Camrose Cat Killers|cat murderess]] from Paynesville in [[Minnesota]] who rose to fame for bragging about killing animals [[ | '''Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy [[Camrose Cat Killers|cat murderess]] from Paynesville in [[Minnesota]] who rose to fame for bragging about killing animals [[lulz|for fun]] on [[Twitter]]. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the [[Internets]] in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing-for-fun [http://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa demanded that her killing spree be stopped]. | ||
In her spare time, Melissa kills whatever gets in her way, including reindeer, cats, dogs and probably even humans if she gets a chance, when she is not busy with bragging of said killing in the [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|obscure self-produced television show]] "Deadly Passion." | In her spare time, Melissa kills whatever gets in her way, including reindeer, cats, dogs and probably even humans if she gets a chance, when she is not busy with bragging of said killing in the [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|obscure self-produced television show]] "Deadly Passion." | ||
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Revision as of 15:47, 14 December 2013
Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy cat murderess from Paynesville in Minnesota who rose to fame for bragging about killing animals for fun on Twitter. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the Internets in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing-for-fun demanded that her killing spree be stopped.
In her spare time, Melissa kills whatever gets in her way, including reindeer, cats, dogs and probably even humans if she gets a chance, when she is not busy with bragging of said killing in the obscure self-produced television show "Deadly Passion."
Melissa Bachman is rumoured to be the younger sister of Luka Magnotta, an aunt of Cheyenne Cherry, and some argue she is a relative of Erik Ribsskog (who gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass") as well.
—Killing spree wasn't well received | ||
What a hunt!
- What a hunt!
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What gets her off? Killing animals for fun
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Melissa killing bear -
Melissa killing neighbour's kitten -
No christmas this year, Melissa killed Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer -
No more Lion King, Melissa killed Mufasa
See also
External links
- Lion Killer Melissa Bachmann Doxed (wow it's nothing, who cares!)
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