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[[File:Murderess of cats Melissa Bachman.jpg|thumb|400px| | [[File:Murderess of cats Melissa Bachman.jpg|thumb|400px|Tits Mcgoo posing with the picture that started it all.]] | ||
[[File: | [[File:Melisabachmamohman.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Get a load of those [[Tits|cannons]]]] | ||
'''Melissa "The Pussy Slayer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a | |||
'''Melissa "The Pussy Slayer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a fat tittied huntress from Pensyvania who caused [[furries|animal rights activists ]] to shit bricks with tweets of her DD's next to freshly killed animals. A self-described trophy hunter and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the walls of the [[Internets]] in November 2013 as butthurt [[furries]] demanded that her killing spree be stopped. | |||
When she isn't finger fucking herself over the corpse of her latest kill, she's stroking her ego on her [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|obscure self-produced television show]] "Deadly Passion." | When she isn't finger fucking herself over the corpse of her latest kill, she's stroking her ego on her [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|obscure self-produced television show]] "Deadly Passion." | ||
Melissa | Today Melissa can be found wedging a gun between her titties on her [http://www.melissabachman.com/#| website] where she blogs and advertises for her new-found sponsor [[Gun|Winchester]] while her [[furries|critics]] can be found congregating on their [https://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa| Facebook page] "Stop Melissa Bachman which has accumulated 361,000 [[butthurt|likes]]. | ||
{{quote|She kills everything. Pictures of the stupid bitch smiling over the corpses of a heap of dead animals.|Killing spree wasn't [[butthurt|well received]]|center=relative}} | {{quote|She kills everything. Pictures of the stupid bitch smiling over the corpses of a heap of dead animals.|Killing spree wasn't [[butthurt|well received]]|center=relative}} | ||
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== | ==Gallery of [[tits|Melissa]]== | ||
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File:Melissa Bachman killing bear.jpg|Melissa | File:Melissa Bachman killing bear.jpg|[[tits|Melissa]] Bachman, trophy killer. | ||
File:Bachman.jpg|[[tits|Melissa]] Bachman oh man | |||
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File:Serial cat murderer Melissa Bachman killed Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.jpg|No christmas this year, [[tits|Melissa]] killed Rudolph | |||
File:Melissa Bachman kills lion Mufasa.jpg | |||
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File:Serial cat murderer Melissa Bachman killed Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.jpg|No christmas this year, [[tits|Melissa]] killed Rudolph | |||
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Revision as of 06:36, 27 January 2014
Melissa "The Pussy Slayer" Bachman (born July 17, 1984) is a fat tittied huntress from Pensyvania who caused animal rights activists to shit bricks with tweets of her DD's next to freshly killed animals. A self-described trophy hunter and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the walls of the Internets in November 2013 as butthurt furries demanded that her killing spree be stopped.
When she isn't finger fucking herself over the corpse of her latest kill, she's stroking her ego on her obscure self-produced television show "Deadly Passion."
Today Melissa can be found wedging a gun between her titties on her website where she blogs and advertises for her new-found sponsor Winchester while her critics can be found congregating on their Facebook page "Stop Melissa Bachman which has accumulated 361,000 likes.
—Killing spree wasn't well received | ||
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- Lion Killer Melissa Bachmann Doxed (wow it's nothing, who cares!)
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