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[[File:Murderess of cats Melissa Bachman.jpg|thumb|400px|Tits Mcgoo posing with the picture that started it all.]] | [[File:Murderess of cats Melissa Bachman.jpg|thumb|400px|Tits Mcgoo posing with the picture that started it all.]] | ||
[[File:Melisabachmamohman.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Get a load of those [[Tits|cannons]]]] | [[File:Melisabachmamohman.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Get a load of those [[Tits|cannons]]]] | ||
'''Melissa "The Furry Slayer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a fat tittied [[Lesbian|huntress]] from Pennsylvania who caused [[furries|animal rights activists ]] to shit bricks with tweets of her [[Tits|Double D's]] next to freshly killed animals. A self-described trophy hunter and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the walls of the [[Internets]] in November 2013 as butthurt [[furries]] demanded that her killing spree be stopped. | '''Melissa "The Furry Slayer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a fat tittied [[Lesbian|huntress]] from Pennsylvania who caused [[furries|animal rights activists ]] to shit bricks with tweets of her [[Tits|Double D's]] next to freshly killed animals. A self-described trophy hunter and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the walls of the [[Internets]] in November 2013 as butthurt [[furries]] demanded that her killing spree be stopped. | ||
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Today Melissa can be found wedging a gun between her titties on her [http://www.melissabachman.com/#| website] where she blogs and advertises for her new-found sponsor [[Gun|Winchester]] while her [[furries|critics]] can be found congregating on their [https://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa| Facebook page] "Stop Melissa Bachman" which has accumulated 361,000 [[butthurt|likes]]. | Today Melissa can be found wedging a gun between her titties on her [http://www.melissabachman.com/#| website] where she blogs and advertises for her new-found sponsor [[Gun|Winchester]] while her [[furries|critics]] can be found congregating on their [https://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa| Facebook page] "Stop Melissa Bachman" which has accumulated 361,000 [[butthurt|likes]]. | ||
{{quote|She kills everything. Pictures of the stupid bitch smiling over the corpses of a heap of dead animals.|Killing spree wasn't [[butthurt|well received]]|center= | {{quote|She kills everything. Pictures of the stupid bitch smiling over the corpses of a heap of dead animals.|Killing spree wasn't [[butthurt|well received]]|center=auto}} | ||
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;What a hunt!</center> | ;What a hunt!</center> | ||
|<center><youtube>zKiKlPkWk0s</youtube> | |<center><youtube>zKiKlPkWk0s</youtube> | ||
;"Hardcore Huntress" Bachman Slammed Over Dead Lion Photos</center> | ;"Hardcore Huntress" Bachman Slammed Over Dead Lion Photos</center> | ||
|<center><youtube>uOhrJs3xmlM</youtube> | |<center><youtube>uOhrJs3xmlM</youtube> | ||
;Celebrity Animal Hunter Under Fire for Smiling During Kill Shot</center> | ;Celebrity Animal Hunter Under Fire for Smiling During Kill Shot</center> | ||
|<center><youtube>5NtuBqzHTcw</youtube> | |<center><youtube>5NtuBqzHTcw</youtube> | ||
;Melissa Bachman haters, get over it!</center> | ;Melissa Bachman haters, get over it!</center> | ||
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==Gallery of [[tits|Melissa]]== | ==Gallery of [[tits|Melissa]]== | ||
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File:Melissa Bachman killing bear.jpg|[[tits|Melissa]] Bachman, trophy killer. | File:Melissa Bachman killing bear.jpg|[[tits|Melissa]] Bachman, trophy killer. | ||
File:Bachman.jpg|[[tits|Melissa]] Bachmanohman | File:Bachman.jpg|[[tits|Melissa]] Bachmanohman | ||
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File:Melissa Bachman5.jpg | File:Melissa Bachman5.jpg | ||
File:Melissa Bachman6.jpg | File:Melissa Bachman6.jpg | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Revision as of 13:20, 27 January 2014
Melissa "The Furry Slayer" Bachman (born July 17, 1984) is a fat tittied huntress from Pennsylvania who caused animal rights activists to shit bricks with tweets of her Double D's next to freshly killed animals. A self-described trophy hunter and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the walls of the Internets in November 2013 as butthurt furries demanded that her killing spree be stopped.
When she isn't finger fucking herself over the corpse of her latest kill, she's stroking her ego on her self-produced television show "Deadly Passion."
Today Melissa can be found wedging a gun between her titties on her website where she blogs and advertises for her new-found sponsor Winchester while her critics can be found congregating on their Facebook page "Stop Melissa Bachman" which has accumulated 361,000 likes.
—Killing spree wasn't well received | ||
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