Hann

Hann is a known Fed enabler, avoid them at all costs.

Hann is in an internet sissy fight with LulzSec. Please dig up lulz on them both.

Because real men hoverhand waitresses.

One moment...

hann aka cutepin, rcv (Power word: Michael Dean Major) is a professional coat-tail riding script kiddie, attention whore, and FBI informant, who actually managed to flunk out of CS III 5 times because he couldn't stop smoking crack before class. A true gangster online and off, hann is feared virtually everywhere he goes due to his understanding of basic UNIX commands and bitchen raps. It is a known fact that niggas can't handle him, nor will they ever be like him. When hann injected heroin for the first time sadly(lol) he contracted the HIV virus. Which he then went on to give his gift to his wife and her pregnant baby.

If one owes him money, they best go to Delaware, else they be snared and his fuckin' glock will undoubtedly blare them.

Modus Operandi

Who's got the crack?

1. Connect to an IRC
2. Social the opers by dropping names of people he's burned his bridges with, by pretending he's still cool with said people.
3. Whine/beg his way into having some sort of power.
4. Inevitably causes drama because he can't keep his dickskinners away from the keyboard.
5. Gets booted.
6. DDoS with botnets that other people gave him access to, which he stole after pissing them off.
7. Give HIV to anyone in his vicinity
8. Inject heroin on tinychat --> Video

Claims

• He's in a gang.
• He's a member of TeamPoison.
• m_nerva's LulzSec log drop was a very blackhat move.
• He dropped the Deus Ex and LulzSec logs.
• He didn't drop the Deus Ex and LulzSec logs.
• He lives in a neighborhood where he rarely sees white people.
• He was on staff at DEFCON 19.
• Everything Fox touches will not be allowed to stay online.
• Told someone he was in zf0.
• He's married.
• His wife doesn't know he "hacks".
• His mom is dead.

Mail Order Marijuana Salesman

Michael used to participate in mail order marijuana forums, on which he was physically incapable of doing a deal without ripping off the buyers. He would pretend to have weed to sell, and after getting paid, would wait until the buyer complained and say that the drugs must have been seized. After everyone realized what a cockhoarder he was, he was quickly banned. But not before more accusations against others being scammers, threats of DDoS and IRL retaliation and the general butthurt and whining. He claimed to be part of a gang, claimed he rarely saw white people and smoked crack, while trying to do deals with a grainy picture of sort of white looking stuff.

Deus Ex

After begging his way into Robert Cavanaugh's skiddie army, hann got to play the role of Joey and learn from the other, more skilled members of the channel. This group was most noteable for doing the Deus Ex hack, and blaming it on skidsr.us. When m_nerva dropped the logs of ev0 and nigg discussing how they should frame skidsr.us, hann latched onto his coat tails and stole some of the credit. When m_nerva leaked the LulzSec logs, hann again stole some of the credit, for no discernible reason. After getting doxed, hann did an interview with some site nobody's ever heard of about how he was this great greyhat, not long after m_nerva got v&.

#jester

Short version: hann /nicked to LandryTom, pretended to be this nice prosec person at first, with his little blog full of LFIs and admonishments towards the site admins to fix their software. Later, he turned on his new whitehat friends, and (among other things) booted th3j35t3r and some other #jester regulars by using an xchat DoS trick, which he had begged someone else to show him. The #jester regulars were unimpressed, and he shoved off.

@OpMonsanto: @LandryTom Get on IRC, I'll run Xchat on my Ubuntu box and screencap if you can exploit it.
@LandryTom: @OpMonsanto Ok, which network?
@OpMonsanto: @LandryTom Ill be on 2600 in #jesterlol

* TomLandry ([email protected]) has joined #jesterlol
<bluesoul120> ah yeah. stupid media
<opmonsanto> It made no sense lol
<TomLandry> ok ready
<opmonsanto> Just complete bs
<bluesoul120> haha it never does
<opmonsanto> Ohai TomLandry
* Received a CTCP VERSION from TomLandry
<TomLandry> -opmonsanto- VERSION xchat 2.8.8 Linux 2.6.35-22-generic [i686/2.41GHz]
<TomLandry> ok
<TomLandry> make sure you report what you saw
<opmonsanto> Rape me babyy!!
<TomLandry> and dont be faggot like shadow
<TomLandry> here comes :)
<TomLandry> i take it easy on you ok
<TomLandry> just imagine this x 1000
<TomLandry> ok
<opmonsanto> hit me hard xD
<bluesoul120> kinky
* opmonsanto takes a deep breath
<TomLandry> ok
<TomLandry> ok
<TomLandry> ok
<TomLandry> ok
* TomLandry has quit (Excess Flood)
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> * TomLandry has quit (Excess Flood)
<opmonsanto> :(
* TomLandry ([email protected]) has joined #jesterlol
<opmonsanto> Fail.
<opmonsanto> Harder, baby
* [TomLandry] ([email protected]): TomLandry
* [TomLandry] #jesterlol
* [TomLandry] pugwash.2600.net :Fetch aft the rum, Darby!
* [TomLandry] is connected via SSL (secure link)
* [TomLandry] idle 00:01:24, signon: Wed Aug 17 00:46:30
* [TomLandry] End of WHOIS list.
* TomLandry has quit (Excess Flood)
<opmonsanto> :(
<bluesoul120> :(
<bluesoul120> he just dcc'ing you a ton?
<opmonsanto> Yup
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
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<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> * TomLandry has quit (Excess Flood)
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
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<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> <TomLandry> �DCC
<opmonsanto> * TomLandry has quit (Excess Flood)
<bluesoul120> ah
<opmonsanto> Maybe he'll throw in a couple pings next time
<opmonsanto> xD
<bluesoul120> lol
<opmonsanto> And once again, a twitter troll fails to come through :(
<bluesoul120> It happens far too often.

BHA

Meme for summarization purposes

Michael Dean Major, Jr. originally showed up on Blackhat Academy's radar when he trolled school4lulz co-founder, John Field, by claiming responsibility for a ddos that he did not do using the alias "trooF". After "Fox" connected to the IRC and revealed Blackhat Acadademy's hub ip by doing so, trooF decided to have one of his friends packet and null-route Blackhat Academy. Because he was a doxbin staff member, staff members other than John Field arrived in doxbin IRC and successfully negotiated peace. This peace continued for some time. Not knowing trooF was none other than Michael, he was given administrative access to the forum, irc, and one VPS for use as a teaching tool because he would not quit whining about it and the staff wanted to maintain peace between the groups.

Not long after this, doxbin drama ensued, revealing that "trooF" was in fact hann, a snitch outed by lulzSec. Blackhat Academy staff promptly removed his administrative access. Michael then threatened to drop user IP addresses and logs of #opers if his dox were not removed from doxbin. The staff responded by announcing his demands and ignoring him. He then disappeared and left Blackhat Academy alone until he was outed for lying on his marijuana mail order forum by a Blackhat Academy co-founder and staffer. He then proceeded to DDoS blackhat academy for the actions of one person. After nulling them once and Blackhat Academy had recovered, he demanded that hatter, a co-founder of Blackhat Academy pull the plug on this article and remove his dox from doxbin or he would continue to DDoS the small CS III school because they'd flunked him once before:

18:50 <manhattan_> if you wanna get nachash to rm all his bs, which believe it or not is caused by you
18:50 <manhattan_> i will leave your shit alone
18:50 <manhattan_> otherwise
18:50 <manhattan_> they'll all die
'''6 minutes of tl;dr bullshit later:'''
18:56 <manhattan_> doxbin rm and no ed article
18:56 <manhattan_> which you seem to be pushing both
18:56 <manhattan_> thx

Knowing he had help from his friend Leica (Travis Mick) who runs a large botnet, Blackhat Academy moved to a better mitigated network and told him to packet everything. When he appeared in the channel whining, nachash, the maintainer of doxbin, promptly dropped the last four digits of Michael's social security number and then suggested playing a game of SSN hangman via his birth location, while Academy staff told him to go ahead and attempt to carry out any and all threats he'd made.

Doxbin

You goin down, fools

After being outed by LulzSec, hann turned to the 808chan people (who m_nerva had helped by dropping the Deus Ex logs). One of them, as it so happens, started doxbin. After begging, lying about his doxing capabilities (As well as his role in the Deus Ex log drop), and employing emotional blackmail, hann was snuck in as "troof" and given root on the doxbin box. He then proceeded to do nothing useful, and instead IRCed from it and got it nulled.

Later, after being given a list of names to get SSN's for (a relatively straightforward task, for someone who bragged about having a "connect" who would gladly give him whatever he requested), he again proceeded to do nothing useful, and claimed that his connection must have died. He was also invited to participate in releases numerous times, owing to his supposed doxing skill, but declined each time on the grounds that he doesn't know how to dox.

Finally, after massive IRC drama that was 100% his fault, doxbin's founder was given an ultimatum. Instead of picking between nachash and troof/interpolate, he decided to resign, and willed the site over to nachash. When troof was informed of this, he begged like a dog for the site staff to remain as it was, and was told "I'll think about it." During the next 48 hours (While nachash was still thinking about it), he managed to beg, whine, and social his way into getting the doxb.in domain, claiming it was his idea to register it, despite the fact that registering it was discussed before he was ever brought in. Once the domain was effectively stolen back, troof was unceremoniously booted. It was later found out that he was in fact hann, and much hilarity ensued again.

06:22:16 |-INFO > Irssi: Starting query in wtfux with a_
06:22:16 [-nachash > http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/User:Nachash/hann
06:25:41 [-a_ > boring as fk
06:25:43 [-a_ > try harder
06:25:59 [-nachash > rofl
06:26:08 [-nachash > Keep acting that way
06:26:09 [-a_ > boring as fk
06:26:10 [-a_ > roll harder
06:26:14 [-a_ > not an act lol
06:26:16 [-a_ > bunch of bs claims
06:26:24 [-nachash > lol
06:26:27 [-a_ > wtf is half of it lol
06:26:27 [-nachash > Bet you didn't even read it
06:26:35 [-a_ > bout 1/4th is true
06:26:41 [-a_ > rest i appreciate for misdirection and laughs
06:26:43 [-nachash > You're really gonna love how I spread it
06:26:48 [-a_ > ok
06:26:52 [-a_ > go forth
06:26:56 [-a_ > first eat a dick tho
06:27:04 [-nachash > Your future is going to be blackholed
06:27:09 [-nachash > Good luck getting a real job, faggot
06:27:14 [-a_ > o god
06:27:18 [-a_ > plz no
06:27:26 [-nachash > You'll be stuck cutting grass
06:27:35 [-a_ > i dont wanna lose my job because hackers are mad at me lol
06:27:42 [-a_ > i already covered my tracks with that one
06:27:50 [-a_ > anonymous is mad at me because i exposed their members
06:27:52 [-a_ > oh ok thx
06:27:57 [-a_ > is response by anyone other than ur circle
06:28:02 [-a_ > see what i did there
06:28:07 [-a_ > if anything you will help my chances
06:28:10 [-a_ > so go for it
06:28:31 [-nachash > lol
06:28:33 [-nachash > Whatever, kid
06:28:38 [-nachash > You didn't actually expose shit
06:28:44 [-nachash > You just rode m_nerva's dick
06:28:47 [-a_ > they are mad at u for giving out their logs that lead to 4/6 arrested
06:28:48 [-nachash > took the credit
06:28:49 [-a_ > why thx
06:28:50 [-nachash > or at least part of it
06:28:51 [-a_ > nope
06:28:59 [-a_ > i single handedly did it
06:29:03 [-nachash > lol, yeah.
06:29:04 [-nachash > Right
06:29:05 [-a_ > m_nerva sent em
06:29:07 [-a_ > and i did the rest
06:29:10 [-a_ > proudly
06:29:13 [-nachash > You didn't do shit, man
06:29:15 [-a_ > so get ur facts right
06:29:17 [-nachash > You never have, and never will
06:29:21 [-a_ > you fkn new in the scene
06:29:23 [-a_ > oh but then why u mad
06:29:24 [-nachash > Just like you didn't do shit on dx
06:29:31 [-nachash > other than run your mouth
06:29:32 [-a_ > why would u be so mad
06:29:34 [-a_ > if i never done shit
06:29:35 [-a_ > haha
06:29:39 [-a_ > ur mad
06:29:42 [-nachash > You just start drama
06:29:48 [-nachash > That's all you're capable of
06:29:52 [-nachash > at the end of the day
06:29:55 [-a_ > so keep up ur fail story
06:29:59 [-a_ > lmao @ you spending time of ur life
06:30:02 [-a_ > writing lies about me
06:30:04 [-a_ > hahahahaha
06:30:11 [-a_ > and then have the nerve in same sentence
06:30:12 [-nachash > Lies? I don't think so, little man
06:30:18 [-a_ > to call me reject and have no life, no girl etc
06:30:22 [-a_ > i got all that
06:30:23 [-a_ > and u dont
06:30:29 [-a_ > because look at how u spend ur time
06:30:30 [-a_ > hahaha
06:30:36 [-a_ > yes, 1/4th lies
06:30:37 [-nachash > lolololol
06:30:38 [-nachash > You know
06:30:43 [-a_ > i can clear some things up for you if you'd like
06:30:44 [-nachash > exactly nothing about me
06:30:47 [-nachash > which is just how I wanted it
06:30:56 [-nachash > Not interested
06:30:58 [-a_ > nope, you reveal everything by your pitiful actions
06:31:07 [-a_ > yeah u are basically writing a fiction story about me
06:31:08 [-a_ > lmao
06:44:41 |-INFO > a_ is now known as a
06:44:41 [-a > which will it be
06:44:59 [-nachash > What?
06:45:05 [-nachash > I /ignored you, bro
06:45:10 [-nachash > 06:30:58 [-a_ > nope, you reveal everything by your pitiful actions
06:45:10 [-nachash > 06:31:07 [-a_ > yeah u are basically writing a fiction story about me
06:45:10 [-nachash > 06:31:08 [-a_ > lmao
06:45:10 [-a > ok
06:45:17 [-nachash > Was the last shit I saw
06:45:21 [-a > well i said that if you want to leave things as is
06:45:24 [-a > i appreciate your original release
06:45:32 [-a > if you wanna leave things, i will vanish and u wont hear from me
06:45:44 [-a > if not there will be no end and u will be throwing ur friends under bus again
06:45:51 [-a > i will never relent if you want to keep pushing
06:45:55 [-nachash > lol
06:45:56 [-nachash > We both know
06:45:58 [-a > i was quiet for a good while until u stirred me back up
06:46:00 [-nachash > you'll just keep coming back
06:46:04 [-a > i know its hard for your ego to accept a manly agreement
06:46:05 [-a > nope
06:46:08 [-a > thats why i was gone for months
06:46:12 [-nachash > lol
06:46:13 [-a > and only showed when U STARTED AGAIN
06:46:16 [-nachash > I already have
06:46:18 [-nachash > agreements
06:46:19 [-nachash > with people
06:46:23 [-nachash > who aren't massive faggots like you
06:46:27 [-nachash > I can handle that sort of shit
06:46:31 [-a > well
06:46:32 [-nachash > but you're a barbarian and a whore
06:46:38 [-a > we can have one here thats very easy
06:46:38 [-nachash > and thus, I will not negotiate with you
06:46:48 [-a > ok but ask yourself
06:47:01 [-nachash > You don't have anything that anyone cares about
06:47:04 [-a > am i really getting hurt by an article filled with lies on a site that advertises 
               itself to be just that
06:47:08 [-nachash > Everyone has told you to rop logs or stfu
06:47:12 [-nachash > *drop
06:47:17 [-nachash > If you didn't care about this article
06:47:17 [-a > fuck logs lol
06:47:18 [-a > who keeps em
06:47:26 [-a > i dont
06:47:29 [-nachash > you wouldn't be trying to barter with me right now
06:47:30 [-a > i'd just like to be left alone
06:47:38 [-a > all im telling you is every site around you
06:47:39 [-nachash > lol, you threatened to drop #dox logs in #ed
06:47:41 [-nachash > And actually
06:47:42 [-nachash > you came back on twitter
06:47:43 [-a > wont see light of day
06:47:48 [-nachash > before I ever started fucking with you again
06:47:49 [-a > if that happens
06:47:55 [-a > did i talk to you?
06:47:56 [-nachash > rofl
06:47:59 [-nachash > Those stolen bots won't last forever
06:48:01 [-a > yeah play it off
06:48:05 [-a > none are stolen
06:48:09 [-nachash > You were already packeting most of the shit around me, dude
06:48:10 [-a > new 0day just for more
06:48:16 [-a > not until you started
06:48:20 [-nachash > It was only a matter of time
06:48:21 [-a > so if you want to agree 
06:48:24 [-nachash > Whose dick did you suck to get this shiny new 0day?
06:48:27 [-a > and i will say ok good release for the original
06:48:30 [-nachash > Ok, hann
06:48:32 [-nachash > It's this simple
06:48:35 [-nachash > Go fuck your mother in the ass
06:48:40 [-a > but the rest will be left to me being gone
06:48:40 [-nachash > If you have trouble with that
06:48:43 [-a > cant ded
06:48:45 [-nachash > I will fly to halethorpe
06:48:46 [-nachash > I know her address
06:48:53 [-a > yo mad as fk right now
06:48:56 [-nachash > and film myself fucking her
06:48:58 [-nachash > and send you a vid
06:48:58 [-a > calm down buddy
06:49:04 [-a > hardchats omg
06:49:06 [-nachash > lol, I am laughing super hard at you
06:50:58 [-nachash > and is being edited
06:51:05 [-nachash > to make it ready for prime time
06:51:13 [-a > ok well good luck to ya
06:51:31 [-nachash > And btw, bro
06:51:43 [-nachash > I checked the social security deqath index the first time I did your rls
06:51:44 [-nachash > plus obits etc
06:51:47 [-nachash > and your mom isn't dead
06:51:53 [-nachash > *death
06:51:53 [-a > mom ded
06:51:58 [-nachash > Public records are a motherfucker
06:52:02 [-a > rip
06:52:16 [-nachash > Are we done here?
06:52:27 [-nachash > I think we've agreed to mutually assured destruction
06:52:29 [-a > we will never be done
06:52:31 [-a > nope
06:52:35 [-a > there is no mutal
06:52:36 [-nachash > Well, I have
06:52:37 [-a > you cant destroy me
06:52:39 [-a > i can
06:52:39 [-nachash > ddos or stfu
06:52:40 [-a > so
06:52:43 [-a > best of luck
06:52:44 [-a > hehehe
06:52:49 [-nachash > ddos or stfu
06:52:50 [-nachash > ddos or stfu
06:52:50 [-nachash > ddos or stfu
06:52:51 [-nachash > ddos or stfu
06:52:51 [-nachash > ddos or stfu
06:52:52 [-nachash > ddos or stfu
06:52:53 [-a > all for what lol
06:52:55 [-nachash > Do it
06:52:56 [-a > u arent hurtin gme
06:53:00 [-a > u are writing stories
06:53:00 [-nachash > Hey, you're the one
06:53:04 [-nachash > saying you're gonna ddos shit
06:53:05 [-a > i would, but the site is already nulled
06:53:10 [-nachash > if I don't stop
06:53:24 [-a > yep, thats one way assure destruction
06:53:25 [-nachash > tl;dr put up or shut up
06:53:27 [-a > you arent hurting me
06:53:32 [-a > i havent?
06:53:34 [-nachash > There's other shit you can packet
06:53:35 [-nachash > Do it
06:53:36 [-a > you've already seen
06:53:37 [-nachash > Or better yet
06:53:39 [-a > hahaha
06:53:41 [-nachash > pwn dx
06:53:45 [-a > look at what u will do
06:53:48 [-a > for what
06:53:51 [-a > a grudge 
06:53:52 [-a > hahaha
06:53:54 [-a > ok bai
06:53:57 |-INFO > a [[email protected]] has quit [client exited: a]
06:53:57 [-nachash > You act like
06:53:59 |-INFO > a: No such nick/channel

The Life of a Basement-Dwelling Twitter Troll

Using the handle  LandryTom on Twitter, hann attempts to continue kissing up to higher-level script kiddies, and then "trolling" them when he is kicked from their channels. While the account is no more than a piss-stain on the good name of Tom Landry, children's psychiatrists likely view it as a holy grail of sorts, allowing them to study Autism in its purest form.

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IRL Drama

On 5/15/09, Michael Dean Major was detained at his local Wal-Mart for trying to steal a pair of $29.00 shoes and a $10.00 pair of gel insoles. When the cops arrived, they found a bag of weed in his front pocket and arrested him. He later plead guilty. At a later date he managed to get away with a laptop which he now controls his skid army from running windows 8.

Around June 2011, Mike wanted his ex-girlfriend to return some camping chairs, and couldn't stop sending her threatening text messages about it. When the chairs were returned, he didn't stop. Oh, no. He kept right on as though nothing had happened, because that's what women want. The girl and her sister liked it so much, that instead of tag-teaming him, they both got restraining orders against him.

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Today

These days, hann spends his time sending packets at everyone who ever talked down to him (and that list is quite long). He is also saving up for a Realdoll, as he is unable to form relationships with actual people without resorting to threats of violence or DDoS.

Wife?

20:15 <@hatter> hi dopamine 
20:16 < dopamine> no
20:16 < Zekiel> hatter pm?
20:16 <@hatter> Zekiel: yes
20:16 <@hatter> dopamine: no hello?
20:18 <@hatter> dopamine: you must be hann, you're only in #CSIII and doxbin
20:18 <@hatter> dopamine: I hope these aren't of your wife http://imgur.com/4OSjW,3CZmX,PfqRI,AwWX9 LOL
20:19 < dopamine> wait
20:19 < dopamine> whered you get that?
20:19 <@hatter> irlold
20:20 <@hatter> dopamine: You have until tomorrow to announce that @doxbin made you /quit the internet.  I suggest you take 
                that step by midnight.  I'd hate to have to call your performance technologies supervisor.
20:20 <@hatter> I'm going to go get some drinks.
20:20 <@hatter> You have 3 hours and ten minutes.
20:20 < dopamine> good go ahead and fuck with some random dude
20:20 < dopamine> i care
20:25 < epi> evening
20:29 -!- dopamine [[email protected]] has quit [client exited: Leaving]

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E-Law Career

Hann got butthurt when r000t called him butthurt, so in true hann style, he gave Zeekill oral sex in exchange for a DDoS attack on r000t's IRC network. r000t responded by calling hann's local police department, and reporting both the DDoS, the nightly broadcasts of hann doing crank and heroin, and stressed that hann has been suicidal in the past, and that he was just looking out for his safety. As a result, hann got swatted, and his poor mommy had to sit outside in the cold for two hours, and it gave her a bad cough. Poor baby! Mama's Boy Michael came to mommy's rescue, and informed r000t that he was going to sue for millions of dollars. r000t called bullshit, and gave hann a healthy dose of banhammer.

DDoS Threat

**** BEGIN LOGGING AT Wed Jan 22 20:19:36 2014

Jan 22 20:19:36 <marc>	im gonna ask u once
Jan 22 20:19:40 <marc>	to change ur topic
Jan 22 20:19:45 <marc>	things have been settled if that isnt clear
Jan 22 20:19:47 <marc>	and thats not even true
Jan 22 20:19:49 <marc>	so if u wannan bait me
Jan 22 20:19:52 <marc>	u know how that turns out
Jan 22 20:19:56 <marc>	but ive done NOTHING to you kid
Jan 22 20:20:00 <marc>	so chill im just here in peace
Jan 22 20:20:02 <marc>	as i was before...
Jan 22 20:20:09 <marc>	until u started speaking on shit u have no idea about
Jan 22 20:20:12 <marc>	(not my words)
Jan 22 20:20:18 <marc>	so whatever way u want this to go let me know
Jan 22 20:20:23 <marc>	i'd rather use the network as intended in peace
Jan 22 20:20:32 <marc>	but if u wanna taunt me over some attempt at irl dissing
Jan 22 20:20:35 <marc>	thats untrue and mean
Jan 22 20:20:40 <marc>	you force my hand
Jan 22 20:20:47 <marc>	removing it is a point and click away
Jan 22 20:20:51 <marc>	and me taking it down my way
Jan 22 20:20:53 <marc>	is the same
Jan 22 20:20:55 <marc>	up to you r000t 
Jan 22 20:21:04 <marc>	i a going to say
Jan 22 20:21:06 <marc>	will you please
Jan 22 20:21:09 <marc>	change your topic
Jan 22 20:22:26 <r000t>	well
Jan 22 20:22:30 <r000t>	there's three people up there
Jan 22 20:22:37 <r000t>	and I'm not removing all three
Jan 22 20:22:42 <r000t>	this puts you in a very awkward situation
Jan 22 20:22:47 <marc>	you know who the fuck i am
Jan 22 20:22:50 <marc>	so
Jan 22 20:22:51 <marc>	you decide
Jan 22 20:22:53 <marc>	very quickly
Jan 22 20:22:55 <marc>	since i said
Jan 22 20:22:56 <r000t>	why don't you go ahead and confirm that
Jan 22 20:22:58 <marc>	"things were handled"
Jan 22 20:23:01 <marc>	and u know what that means
Jan 22 20:23:01 <r000t>	while I get on the phone with maryland police
Jan 22 20:23:02 <marc>	since you were
Jan 22 20:23:04 <marc>	begging ryan
Jan 22 20:23:08 <marc>	to have me apologize to you
Jan 22 20:23:09 <marc>	even though
Jan 22 20:23:13 <marc>	i did NOTHING wrong to you
Jan 22 20:23:14 <r000t>	well
Jan 22 20:23:17 <r000t>	that's wrong
Jan 22 20:23:20 <marc>	so i will not
Jan 22 20:23:21 <marc>	yes it is
Jan 22 20:23:22 <r000t>	he said he apologized to you 
Jan 22 20:23:24 <marc>	i didnt ddos u idiot
Jan 22 20:23:28 <marc>	zee has
Jan 22 20:23:29 <r000t>	and I said that's all well and good but I'm the person who got fucked with
Jan 22 20:23:30 <marc>	0day
Jan 22 20:23:33 <marc>	he has been hitting
Jan 22 20:23:36 <marc>	this net and freenode with
Jan 22 20:23:38 <marc>	its not
Jan 22 20:23:42 <marc>	its a services dos
Jan 22 20:23:44 <marc>	it wasnt me
Jan 22 20:23:48 <marc>	all those times you seem to think
Jan 22 20:23:49 <marc>	so thats why
Jan 22 20:23:50 <marc>	i have no reason
Jan 22 20:23:54 <marc>	to apologize
Jan 22 20:23:57 <marc>	cuz i didnt "fuck" with you
Jan 22 20:23:58 <r000t>	Our services is not subject to those DoS attacks
Jan 22 20:23:58 <marc>	at all
Jan 22 20:23:59 <marc>	and ryan
Jan 22 20:24:01 <marc>	can confirm
Jan 22 20:24:07 <marc>	the services isnt what gets ht
Jan 22 20:24:09 <marc>	the bandwidth does
Jan 22 20:24:16 <marc>	it usees nick collision to do it
Jan 22 20:24:17 <marc>	look i know
Jan 22 20:24:18 <marc>	u are
Jan 22 20:24:20 <marc>	hungry for chats
Jan 22 20:24:21 <marc>	im not
Jan 22 20:24:26 <marc>	i dont need to explain myself u can ask ryan
Jan 22 20:24:31 <marc>	freenode has been getting
Jan 22 20:24:33 <marc>	same attack
Jan 22 20:24:34 <marc>	so
Jan 22 20:24:36 <marc>	up to you
Jan 22 20:24:38 <marc>	i asked nicely
Jan 22 20:24:41 <marc>	and if i had reason
Jan 22 20:24:44 <marc>	to apologize
Jan 22 20:24:45 <marc>	i would
Jan 22 20:24:47 <marc>	if anyone does
Jan 22 20:24:48 <marc>	its you
Jan 22 20:24:53 <marc>	attacking me for asking for zalgo
Jan 22 20:24:55 <marc>	and bitching at u
Jan 22 20:24:56 <marc>	when u bring up
Jan 22 20:25:01 <marc>	my relationship with my friend
Jan 22 20:25:03 <marc>	that u only hear about
Jan 22 20:25:06 <marc>	when we are mad at each other
Jan 22 20:25:10 <marc>	which was the case ONCE in 3 years
Jan 22 20:25:12 <marc>	and never will be
Jan 22 20:25:13 <marc>	again
Jan 22 20:25:14 <marc>	so
Jan 22 20:25:17 <marc>	i say once more
Jan 22 20:25:27 <marc>	please remove my name from your topic, i do not like it and it is false
Jan 22 20:25:28 <marc>	thank you
Jan 22 20:25:35 <marc>	i would liek to be friendly user of this network
Jan 22 20:25:51 <r000t>	I'll look through the system again but I'm p sure you're evading a ban
Jan 22 20:26:18 <marc>	im using
Jan 22 20:26:19 <marc>	my same old
Jan 22 20:26:20 <marc>	ip
Jan 22 20:26:22 <marc>	so you cleared it
Jan 22 20:26:24 <marc>	so you are
Jan 22 20:26:26 <marc>	denying my request
Jan 22 20:26:31 <r000t>	Do you know how many times I've removed content due to any sort of threat?
Jan 22 20:26:32 <marc>	is that what ur saying
Jan 22 20:26:34 <marc>	cause u realize
Jan 22 20:26:36 <marc>	nobody is gonna
Jan 22 20:26:37 <marc>	save u
Jan 22 20:26:44 <marc>	and you will notice
Jan 22 20:26:49 <marc>	that its me this time
Jan 22 20:26:50 <marc>	for ONCE
Jan 22 20:26:51 <marc>	cause i didnt
Jan 22 20:26:52 <marc>	any other time
Jan 22 20:26:56 <marc>	when it doesnt come back ever
Jan 22 20:26:58 <marc>	im asking nicely
Jan 22 20:27:03 <marc>	or do you need to ask ryan
Jan 22 20:27:04 <marc>	what i have
Jan 22 20:27:05 <marc>	that can
Jan 22 20:27:06 <marc>	literally
Jan 22 20:27:12 <marc>	blow shells whole datacenter up
Jan 22 20:27:15 <marc>	not just your vps
Jan 22 20:27:21 <marc>	dont test me dude, u insulted me saying
Jan 22 20:27:25 <marc>	that i should apologize to you
Jan 22 20:27:29 <marc>	when im making up with a friend
Jan 22 20:27:33 <marc>	like u had anything to do with it
Jan 22 20:27:36 <marc>	i come in peace
Jan 22 20:27:40 <r000t>	You'll catch far more flies with honey than vinegar
Jan 22 20:27:40 <marc>	please remove your slander about me
Jan 22 20:27:42 <marc>	from your topic
Jan 22 20:27:47 <marc>	i opened up very polite
Jan 22 20:27:49 <marc>	and u started
Jan 22 20:27:51 <marc>	questioning me
Jan 22 20:27:56 <marc>	like i have any reason
Jan 22 20:27:58 <marc>	to lie to you
Jan 22 20:28:01 <marc>	my first messages
Jan 22 20:28:06 <marc>	even included
Jan 22 20:28:07 <marc>	please
Jan 22 20:28:09 <marc>	thank you
Jan 22 20:28:09 <marc>	etc
Jan 22 20:28:13 <marc>	you want to start about evading bans
Jan 22 20:28:13 <r000t>	Please wait a moment
Jan 22 20:28:16 <marc>	and saying the services didnt get
Jan 22 20:28:19 <marc>	attacked
Jan 22 20:28:23 <marc>	when i clearly know what happened
Jan 22 20:28:26 <marc>	cuz i sat there and saw zee say
Jan 22 20:28:29 <marc>	hey watch echonode
Jan 22 20:28:38 <marc>	i havent ddos you
Jan 22 20:28:39 <marc>	ONCE
Jan 22 20:28:45 <marc>	so u have no reason
Jan 22 20:28:48 <marc>	to bug aurora
Jan 22 20:28:50 <marc>	about apology from me
Jan 22 20:28:58 <marc>	all i did was hardchat u for bringing up me and ryan
Jan 22 20:29:01 <marc>	when i was talking about
Jan 22 20:29:03 <marc>	a fucking irc bot
Jan 22 20:29:07 <marc>	u kno ur a lil dickhead man
Jan 22 20:29:08 <marc>	i mean
Jan 22 20:29:09 <marc>	this is what
Jan 22 20:29:12 <marc>	everyone knows
Jan 22 20:29:14 <marc>	thats fine i can deal with it
Jan 22 20:29:22 <marc>	but u have no angle anymore
Jan 22 20:29:25 <marc>	that everything is settled
Jan 22 20:29:30 <marc>	ur just talking out ur fucking ass
Jan 22 20:29:36 <marc>	and being a dick FOR NO REASON
Jan 22 20:29:42 <marc>	and i really dotn handle injustice or things i dont deserve
Jan 22 20:29:44 <marc>	well at all
Jan 22 20:30:06 <marc>	u can talk all u want about how everyone has attacked you
Jan 22 20:30:09 <r000t>	What do you think I should say
Jan 22 20:30:12 <marc>	but you brought their attention yourself...every time
Jan 22 20:30:18 <r000t>	when people start asking me about how I took down content due to a threat?
Jan 22 20:30:19 <marc>	i have not caused you
Jan 22 20:30:22 <marc>	to attack me like this
Jan 22 20:30:28 <marc>	im not threatening you
Jan 22 20:30:30 <marc>	i came to you
Jan 22 20:30:33 <marc>	as associate 
Jan 22 20:30:35 <marc>	friend of friend
Jan 22 20:30:37 <marc>	and asked nicely
Jan 22 20:30:38 <marc>	because we
Jan 22 20:30:40 <marc>	made up
Jan 22 20:30:43 <marc>	thats not a threat
Jan 22 20:30:47 <marc>	and its not even fucking content
Jan 22 20:30:50 <marc>	i cant believe
Jan 22 20:30:53 <marc>	you are trying to pretend
Jan 22 20:30:53 <r000t>	You've implied an attack many many times, even going so far as to mention the tool you'll use to do it
Jan 22 20:30:56 <marc>	like ur doxbin or something lol
Jan 22 20:31:02 <marc>	not until you went a round about way
Jan 22 20:31:04 <marc>	saying that im
Jan 22 20:31:09 <marc>	lying about how it was taken down before
Jan 22 20:31:19 <marc>	now answer how ur gonna do this
Jan 22 20:31:20 <marc>	so i can show u
Jan 22 20:31:20 <r000t>	I can only work with the data I have in front of me. 
Jan 22 20:31:22 <marc>	proof that
Jan 22 20:31:25 <marc>	it wasnt me last time
Jan 22 20:31:31 <marc>	good fuckign fix it cause its over
Jan 22 20:31:34 <marc>	thats not removing content root
Jan 22 20:31:37 <marc>	thats not fucking content
Jan 22 20:31:41 <marc>	thats 3 words of you being a lil dick
Jan 22 20:31:45 <marc>	that tries to
Jan 22 20:31:47 <r000t>	It says you have no friends, that has very little to do with packets
Jan 22 20:31:51 <marc>	poke a lion after it mauls ur face off
Jan 22 20:31:59 <r000t>	why are you not talking about this in #echonode?
Jan 22 20:32:02 <marc>	its incorrect and wrong and mean to me
Jan 22 20:32:04 <marc>	and i dont appreciate it
Jan 22 20:32:08 <r000t>	why are you being secretive about it?
Jan 22 20:32:10 <marc>	because this is a private conversation
Jan 22 20:32:14 <marc>	between people who know more
Jan 22 20:32:17 <r000t>	about a public change
Jan 22 20:32:17 <marc>	than the rest of the channel
Jan 22 20:32:22 <marc>	you are
Jan 22 20:32:23 <marc>	the only person
Jan 22 20:32:25 <marc>	that even
Jan 22 20:32:27 <marc>	uses the irc
Jan 22 20:32:28 <marc>	let alone
Jan 22 20:32:29 <marc>	has access
Jan 22 20:32:33 <marc>	stop playing fucking games
Jan 22 20:32:37 <marc>	omg do u really
Jan 22 20:32:40 <marc>	look man
Jan 22 20:32:41 <marc>	u know
Jan 22 20:32:43 <marc>	i got soft spot for u
Jan 22 20:32:47 <marc>	same as xero does
Jan 22 20:32:49 <marc>	and u know why that is
Jan 22 20:32:52 <marc>	please dont
Jan 22 20:32:54 <marc>	make me forget
Jan 22 20:32:57 <marc>	the reason i forgive you
Jan 22 20:32:59 <marc>	for being a lil asshole
Jan 22 20:33:07 <marc>	you dunno how to judge peoples emotions
Jan 22 20:33:09 <marc>	or read signals
Jan 22 20:33:10 <marc>	and we both know
Jan 22 20:33:12 <marc>	why that is
Jan 22 20:33:17 <marc>	now just come the fuck on man seriously
Jan 22 20:33:19 <marc>	like this is
Jan 22 20:33:20 <marc>	ridic
Jan 22 20:33:25 <marc>	just chill so we can have nice experience
Jan 22 20:33:26 <r000t>	because text removes 70% of meaning?
Jan 22 20:33:29 <marc>	i want you to have ur next
Jan 22 20:33:41 <marc>	no because you have a disability tbh
Jan 22 20:33:44 <marc>	cause i know for fact
Jan 22 20:33:48 <marc>	you dunno how to read people
Jan 22 20:33:51 <r000t>	really? it's never a problem at work
Jan 22 20:33:51 <marc>	irl eitehr
Jan 22 20:33:55 <r000t>	and it's never a problem at home
Jan 22 20:33:56 <marc>	from first hand accounts
Jan 22 20:34:00 <marc>	lol really?
Jan 22 20:34:04 <marc>	thats not what ur moms
Jan 22 20:34:05 <marc>	ok do we
Jan 22 20:34:06 <marc>	gotta do this?
Jan 22 20:34:09 <r000t>	Okay so 
Jan 22 20:34:09 <marc>	do i gotta insult u
Jan 22 20:34:11 <marc>	or can we just
Jan 22 20:34:13 <r000t>	here's what's going to happen
Jan 22 20:34:13 <marc>	be civil like
Jan 22 20:34:15 <marc>	its not a big deal
Jan 22 20:34:31 <r000t>	Everything here's been recorded, and if I see one stray packet, I'm calling the FBI, and the Halethorpe police
Jan 22 20:34:41 <marc>	thats good
Jan 22 20:34:41 <r000t>	However
Jan 22 20:34:42 <r000t>	that said
Jan 22 20:34:46 <marc>	who am i again
Jan 22 20:34:47 <r000t>	I'm a capitalist at heart
Jan 22 20:34:51 <marc>	and who lives in halethorpe
Jan 22 20:35:04 <marc>	ok i guess
Jan 22 20:35:06 <marc>	u just had to
Jan 22 20:35:08 <marc>	do it that way
Jan 22 20:35:10 <r000t>	I'll rm it
Jan 22 20:35:12 <marc>	OK ROOT
Jan 22 20:35:12 <r000t>	for .1 bitcoin
Jan 22 20:35:16 <marc>	NOPE U ENJOY IT
Jan 22 20:35:20 <r000t>	Dialing.
Jan 22 20:35:26 <marc>	kk me too
Jan 22 20:35:30 <marc>	dailing 1800 ddos autist
Jan 22 20:35:40 <marc>	snitching has gotten
Jan 22 20:35:41 <marc>	exactly
Jan 22 20:35:42 <marc>	0 people
Jan 22 20:35:46 <marc>	arrested by what they've done to u
Jan 22 20:35:49 <marc>	and u've known who it was
Jan 22 20:35:51 <marc>	EVERY TIME
Jan 22 20:35:53 <marc>	lllllllllllllllllll
Jan 22 20:36:12 <marc>	theh halethorpe police
Jan 22 20:36:14 <marc>	rofl what even
Jan 22 20:36:15 <marc>	is that
Jan 22 20:36:19 <marc>	u just asked me
Jan 22 20:36:20 <marc>	for money
Jan 22 20:36:21 <marc>	rofl omg
Jan 22 20:36:24 <marc>	u realize
Jan 22 20:36:24 <marc>	how
Jan 22 20:36:27 <marc>	bad of an idea
Jan 22 20:36:28 <marc>	that was
Jan 22 20:36:28 <marc>	ok
Jan 22 20:36:32 <marc>	i cant believe ur mad
Jan 22 20:36:33 <marc>	i wont apologize
Jan 22 20:36:38 <marc>	to a lil autistic kid
Jan 22 20:36:40 <marc>	for something 
Jan 22 20:36:41 <marc>	i didnt do
Jan 22 20:36:42 <marc>	lllllllllllllll
Jan 22 20:36:52 <marc>	ur lucky
Jan 22 20:36:57 <marc>	i dont wanna hurt ur feels
Jan 22 20:36:59 <marc>	and respect ryan
Jan 22 20:37:01 <marc>	thats all im saying
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Totally Legit Legal Summons

tl;dr I'M PRESSIN CHARGES!

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Jan 26 13:04:28 <rory>	hey i will be
Jan 26 13:04:31 <rory>	calling ur number
Jan 26 13:04:35 <rory>	in about 2 hours
Jan 26 13:04:35 <rory>	to speak to your mom
Jan 26 13:04:40 <rory>	if i do
Jan 26 13:04:40 <rory>	that is only way
Jan 26 13:04:53 <rory>	my sick mom who u sent the cops to her house and she had to stand in cold
Jan 26 13:04:55 <rory>	isnt gonna bring civil suit against you
Jan 26 13:05:01 <rory>	<Aurora> he said he called about you ddosing
Jan 26 13:05:01 <rory>	<Aurora> said you were suicidal and did drugs in past
Jan 26 13:05:01 <rory>	<lol> ok
Jan 26 13:05:01 <rory>	<lol> thats what
Jan 26 13:05:01 <rory>	<lol> blair said right?
Jan 26 13:05:01 <rory>	<Aurora> ya
Jan 26 13:05:01 <rory>	<lol> kk
Jan 26 13:05:02 <rory>	cause i have
Jan 26 13:05:04 <rory>	all the proof in world
Jan 26 13:05:10 <rory>	but maybe me and ur mom can work something out
Jan 26 13:05:15 <rory>	i will be calling your number in 2 hours
Jan 26 13:05:16 <rory>	ONCE
Jan 26 13:05:20 <rory>	then its out of my hands
Jan 26 13:05:27 <rory>	ur an idiot, fake emergency with ur real name
Jan 26 13:05:31 <rory>	thats swatting with real name
Jan 26 13:05:33 <rory>	and im
Jan 26 13:05:40 <rory>	1k miles away
Jan 26 13:05:43 <rory>	also my police dept is victim of crime
Jan 26 13:05:44 <rory>	so i will
Jan 26 13:05:53 <rory>	remind them of that
Jan 26 13:05:53 <rory>	with the proof of have that you did it because of "ddos"
Jan 26 13:05:54 <rory>	as you told
Jan 26 13:05:57 <rory>	our mutual friend ryan king
Jan 26 13:06:00 <rory>	gg r000t u really
Jan 26 13:06:02 <rory>	asked for it this time
Jan 26 13:06:25 <rory>	oh and she had to go to hospital
Jan 26 13:06:32 <rory>	because she had coughing fit from standing in cold
Jan 26 13:06:34 <rory>	so thats at least
Jan 26 13:06:36 <rory>	30k right there
Jan 26 13:06:38 <rory>	llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Jan 26 13:06:45 <rory>	for ddos that i didnt even do
Jan 26 13:06:50 <rory>	that wsant even me
Jan 26 13:06:52 <rory>	chatting you
Jan 26 13:06:54 <rory>	u fucking autist
Jan 26 13:07:22 <rory>	ok calling ur cell in 2 hours, i'd put ur mom on, ill be polite
Jan 26 13:07:22 <rory>	really dont wanna see ur family comin to maryland once a month for court
Jan 26 13:07:22 <rory>	and u in prison when u have felony charges in past
Jan 26 13:07:27 <rory>	so maybe we can work something out
Jan 26 13:07:32 <rory>	u need help and prison isnt the kind
Jan 26 13:07:40 <rory>	really REAALLY dumb move kid
Jan 26 13:07:40 <rory>	like
Jan 26 13:07:45 <rory>	up there with dumbest ive ever seen
Jan 26 13:07:47 <rory>	takl to u in 2 hours
Jan 26 15:05:18 <r000t_>	Find a lawyer that will take that case. 
Jan 26 15:05:32 <r000t_>	And have him call ours. 
Jan 26 15:05:53 <r000t_>	This just became ex parte communication. 
Jan 26 15:05:54 <r000t_>	Goodbye. 
Jan 26 15:06:20 *	rory has quit (User has been permanently banned from Echonode (Ban evasion. ))

Hann immediately proceeded to spew more butthurt rage at r000t's cell phone. He insisted that r000t wronged his mom because he didn't have Mr. Major's permission to report a crime. This very serious case is currently being tried in Internet Court.

	“	do not give u permission to send any police to my mothers house	„
	—hann, painfully unaware of how the criminal justice system works

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