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Your average listener

Screamo is a type of screechy ass music from emo usually played by hipsters, emos, pogo-fags and is basically complete noise that rapes yo ears in front of ya. The music can have screechy and annoying ass screaming that jacks off your ears.

How to Make a Screamo Band

  • Find at least one emo kid in the band
  • Get a cracker to scream in the mic like he is getting castrated
  • Guitar lines should ripoff emo bands
  • Make EMOtional lyrics
  • Record music in a cave or in a trash can
  • Wear ear plugs in case the music smacks up your ears
  • Drink MOAR redbull
  • Write about your GF breaking up with you last Thursday
  • Make sure your vocals sound possibly like you're screaming in agony.
  • If you're the vocalist and are a cunt/girl then put a chainsaw up your vagina if you have trouble screaming
  • If you also wanna often sing, then just impersonate Gerard Way, Guy Picciotto, Bert McCracken, Craig Mabbitt, etc
  • If you're playing for a skramz band, become a terrorist and record you bombing a city and making people shriek in your music.
  • Be a christfag or a vegan

Lyrics

The lyrics in screamo usually just talk about how you're the destruction of the relationship with some whore, otherwise write about your EMOtionally retarded feelings, Christfaggotry, ripping off Romeo and Juliet with modern English, and be sure to do whatever the fucking shit any before screamo band does.

Lyric examples

  • GOD DAMMIT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I broke the relationship!
  • GAWD VAGINA!!!! MY BF CHEATED ON ME AND FUCKED ANOTHER KUNT!
  • Jesus, please nail me to the cross so we can have sex in private.
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEE!!
  • LOOK AT MY FACE!
  • YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH I MISS U YYUYEEEEHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA I MISS U
  • EXCUSE ME EVERYONE! I WANT ATTENTION! Alright watch how tough I am! I will blow my brains out! CUZ I CAN HANDLE PAIN!
  • I LOVE U I WANNA SHOVE MY COCK UP URANUS
  • BLOOD IS ON MY STOMACH, YOU KILLED MY LOVE YOU CUNT I WILL TEACH U because I am a teacher at a torture chamber

Eras and Styles

1990s

Typical skramz musicians

Some band who named themselves after a drug named Heroin decided to gather powerviolence and h@rdcord gay edge fans to play emo music, so they decided to record in a trash can of cum smeared on the walls, they also became terrorists and decided to bomb cities which is why when you hear their music they sound like they are dying on 9/11. The singer knew how to scream so shrieky because he got castrated as a little one because he was some kike who had some retard try to perform circumcism but ended up castrating him accidentally. Many screamo bands were tagged as skramz by this time by people who wereTOO MUCH OF A FUCKIN RETARD TO SPELL "SCRAMS" RIGHT. Most bands consisted of emos and h@rdc0red kids who dressed like geeks and hipsters with jeans, sweater vests, t shirts and huge fucking glasses that indiefags wear today. Other nerd bands playing this noise were Orchid, Pg 99, Circle Takes the Square and Neil Perry.

Song Structure of Skramz

  • Soft guitars and quietness
  • Vocals come
  • Guitars distort
  • Drummer is on redbull while his ass gets tickled
  • YAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHYYYAYAHAHAHHEEEEEEHHAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
  • ALLAH UAKBAR! BOOMBOOM BOOM WE'RE FUCKIN MUZZIES
  • Song ends, 30-90 seconds of noise

2000s

Nowadays emo bands with a screamo sound now dress the today emo image and now sing because they want to sellout and sound MOAR radio-friendly. Bands like Thursday and Funeral for a Friend now make a gayer version of screamo and weren't nerds but just emofags you see today. But then shittier bands come out.

Late 2000s/2010s

Until then the Christfags joined the fad and added BREAKDOWNS CHUGGA CHUGGA which now Underoath, Blessthefall, Alesana, Eyes Set to Kill and other bands do. They have to jack off to the Bible, pogo-dance and do shrieky screams, growls from their dog getting its anus prepared, and singing like a boy band. After these bands came, now there are a bunch of poseur bands out there and now the music is confused with heavy metal.

How to Sound Like Newer Screamo
  • Riff
  • YEEEEDEAAAAAAAAHDHDHDHDDHDH!!!!!
  • Friendly singing like One Erection
  • YEAAAAH
  • Singing
  • GROWL OH! BREAKDOWN 000000000000
  • SINGING AND SCREAMING
  • YOU GOT MONEY YOU FUGGIN KIKE!$$$$$

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Videos

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The least fucked up screamo music; skramz

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