Uranus

Evidence that Uranus doesn't have a dick

Uranus is the most boring planet of them all. The only thing interesting about this shit-stain on the solar system is its name, which has been the butt of many jokes, as unfunny shits will constantly point out that the name can also mean "Your anus". This joke is severely unfunny and anyone who makes it should be put on public display and severely murdered. It should also be noted that in order to make this non-joke, you need to butcher the language, as it is actually pronounced euroness. Euroness is worse than all your anuses combined.

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• Anal Cunt
• Shit

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