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#WAAAAAHmbulance | #WAAAAAHmbulance | ||
#WAHmbulance | #WAHmbulance | ||
#Hambulance (in reference to a [[fat whore]]) | #Hambulance (in reference to a [[fat whore]]) or to [[you]] after the doctors cut a hole in your house, and loaded [[you]] up on a flat- bed truck with a fork lift to send you to a fatty hospital because you got picked to be on MY 1,200 POUND LIFE. | ||
#[[Epic Beard Man|Amber Lamps]] | #[[Epic Beard Man|Amber Lamps]] | ||
==Usage== | ==Usage== | ||
*''"Somebody call the waaaambulance!"'' | *''"Somebody call the waaaambulance!"'' | ||
*''"Shit! We need an LJ waaaambulance!"'' | *''"Shit! We need an [[LJ]] waaaambulance!"'' | ||
*''"Someone call the waaambulance! We have an emo-gency!"'' | *''"Someone call the waaambulance! We have an [[emo]]-gency!"'' | ||
*''"If she eats any more she'll need a Hambulance." | *''"If she eats any more she'll need a [[Hambeast|Hambulance]]." | ||
*''"Bring amber lamps" | *''"[[Epic Beard Guy|Bring amber lamps]]" | ||
==Bruce Willis: The Kid (movie)== | ==Bruce Willis: The Kid (movie)== | ||
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*[[Amber Lamps]] | *[[Amber Lamps]] | ||
*[[BAWWW]] | *[[BAWWW]] | ||
*[[Crybaby]] | |||
*[[List of reasons why ED is a waste of time, promotionally]] - A /b/tard calling the waaambulance on [[ED]]. | *[[List of reasons why ED is a waste of time, promotionally]] - A /b/tard calling the waaambulance on [[ED]]. | ||
*[[Manly Tears]] | *[[Manly Tears]] | ||
*[[Adele]] | *[[Adele]] | ||
*[[You Bawww, You Lose]] | *[[You Bawww, You Lose]] | ||
*[[Trigger Warning]] | |||
*[[Safe Space]] - The destination of Waaaambulances after being called. | |||
==Links== | ==External Links== | ||
* <s>[http://waaahmbulance.ytmnd.com/ A stolen waaahmbulance]</s> (No longer exists) | |||
* [http://www.kobrascorner.com/shit/stop-whining.php Some whiny teenager] used this pic and linked to this article on his [[blog]]. | |||
{{language}} | {{language}} | ||
{{ | {{Lern}} | ||
[[Category: Internets Phenomena]] | [[Category:Internets Phenomena]] | ||
[[Category: Trolls]] | [[Category:Trolls]] | ||
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Revision as of 00:31, 8 April 2017
An Engrish term you call into a comment war when Godwin's Law fails. Can be accessed by dialing whine-one-one (Not to be confused with 9/11).
When & Where To Use It
- When somebody says: "Leave me alone!", "I'm offended by that...", ".............", "I'm gonna go now and try not to cry myself to sleep....", "come back when you feel like including me....", "Screw you guys, I'm going home...", "-x problem- about college apps/MIT....."
- If there is a comment war and someone whines and BAWWWWWWWWWWS
- If there is a comment war and no one whines
- On girlmecha's or hardvice's sites
- On FreeSaiyan's blog thread on AnimeLeague, when he's caused drama for folk and it's blown up in his face (basically, on any day that ends with a Y)
- When Steve Jobs told you to stop illegally distributing copies of his software on the internet
- When a SJW from Gawker Media gets triggered because you don't check your privilege.
Variations
- Bawwwww
- WAAAAAHmbulance
- WAHmbulance
- Hambulance (in reference to a fat whore) or to you after the doctors cut a hole in your house, and loaded you up on a flat- bed truck with a fork lift to send you to a fatty hospital because you got picked to be on MY 1,200 POUND LIFE.
- Amber Lamps
Usage
- "Somebody call the waaaambulance!"
- "Shit! We need an LJ waaaambulance!"
- "Someone call the waaambulance! We have an emo-gency!"
- "If she eats any more she'll need a Hambulance."
- "Bring amber lamps"
Bruce Willis: The Kid (movie)
The short video below shows a scene from Bruce Willis' movie The Kid, which some people believe is the word's origin.
Transformers: The Movie
One of the main characters of the Bay-movie Transformers stars is the well known Ratchet. Little is it known that his toy was repainted into a waaaambulance, and sold as a target exclusive. Go buy your transforming waaambulence today for the Jew price of $20.
Gallery
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Is it driven by a drama EMT? -
The waaambulance LJ Award -
WEEOOOWEEOOOWEEOOO
See Also
- Amber Lamps
- BAWWW
- Crybaby
- List of reasons why ED is a waste of time, promotionally - A /b/tard calling the waaambulance on ED.
- Manly Tears
- Adele
- You Bawww, You Lose
- Trigger Warning
- Safe Space - The destination of Waaaambulances after being called.
External Links
A stolen waaahmbulance(No longer exists)- Some whiny teenager used this pic and linked to this article on his blog.
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