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[[File:ED-Nevada-state-flag.png|300px|thumb|right|The Nevada state flag.]] | [[File:ED-Nevada-state-flag.png|300px|thumb|right|The Nevada state flag.]] | ||
'''Nevada''' is a barren wasteland in the [[United States of America]], primarily known for [[Las Vegas]], [[Area 51]], [[Aliens]] and its high rates of [[Whores|prostitution]] and [[Drugs|drug trafficking]]. Generally, [[nobody gives a fuck]] about Nevada, other than [[retards]] who like giving their money to the [[Jews]] who run the [[Shithole|major casinos]] in | '''Nevada''' is a barren wasteland in the [[United States of America]], primarily known for [[Las Vegas]], [[Area 51]], [[Aliens]] and its high rates of [[Whores|prostitution]] and [[Drugs|drug trafficking]]. Generally, [[nobody gives a fuck]] about Nevada, other than [[retards]] who like giving their money to the [[Jews]] who run the [[Shithole|major casinos]] in the Vegas megalopolis and Carson City. | ||
==Geography== | ==Geography== | ||
Overall, Nevada is hot and dry with a few mountains on the western corners. There isn't really much to say about it, other than it is a barren wasteland. | Overall, Nevada is hot and dry with a few mountains on the western corners. There isn't really much to say about it, other than it is a barren wasteland. The environment is so inhospitable that the ground cannot even absorb water due to being rock-like, which causes any (uncommon) weather to cause floods. Whenever this occurs in Vegas, the hobos in the Vegas underground must flee or face death via drowning. | ||
==Facts about Nevada== | ==Facts about Nevada== | ||
[[File:Map-of-Nevada.png|200px|right|thumb|Nevada is shaped like a vertical razor blade.]] | [[File:Map-of-Nevada.png|200px|right|thumb|Nevada is shaped like a vertical razor blade.]] | ||
[[File:NV-Highway.jpg|250px|right|thumb|[[Typical]] Nevada highway.]] | [[File:NV-Highway.jpg|250px|right|thumb|[[Typical]] Nevada highway.]] | ||
*Las Vegas had the highest suicide of any United States city. [http://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/the-10-most-suicidal-cities-in-america-331367/6/] | |||
*Nevada itself has enough suicides to rank as the state with the 5th highest suicide rate. [http://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/10-states-with-the-highest-suicide-rates-most-depressing-and-suicidal-states-1261/] | |||
*Nevada is shaped like a vertical razor blade. | *Nevada is shaped like a vertical razor blade. | ||
*[[Retards|Conspiracy theorists]] believe that an actual alien spaceship crashed here, and its body was taken to Area 51 for dissection. | *[[Retards|Conspiracy theorists]] believe that an actual alien spaceship crashed here, and its body was taken to Area 51 for dissection. | ||
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*[[Jewnited States of Americunts]] | *[[Jewnited States of Americunts]] | ||
*[[California]] | *[[California]] | ||
*[[New Mexico]] | |||
*[[Whores]] | *[[Whores]] | ||
*[[Money]] | *[[Money]] | ||
Revision as of 17:01, 19 July 2015
Nevada is a barren wasteland in the United States of America, primarily known for Las Vegas, Area 51, Aliens and its high rates of prostitution and drug trafficking. Generally, nobody gives a fuck about Nevada, other than retards who like giving their money to the Jews who run the major casinos in the Vegas megalopolis and Carson City.
Geography
Overall, Nevada is hot and dry with a few mountains on the western corners. There isn't really much to say about it, other than it is a barren wasteland. The environment is so inhospitable that the ground cannot even absorb water due to being rock-like, which causes any (uncommon) weather to cause floods. Whenever this occurs in Vegas, the hobos in the Vegas underground must flee or face death via drowning.
Facts about Nevada
- Las Vegas had the highest suicide of any United States city. [1]
- Nevada itself has enough suicides to rank as the state with the 5th highest suicide rate. [2]
- Nevada is shaped like a vertical razor blade.
- Conspiracy theorists believe that an actual alien spaceship crashed here, and its body was taken to Area 51 for dissection.
- Nevada has nice roads. Still better than California's.
- Whatever happens in Vegas, does not stay in Vegas.
- Area 51 does not exist. At all.
- Nevada is derived from a Spanish word, which means "snow-covered". This is a pretty big oxymoron, considering that it doesn't even fucking snow in Nevada.
- Nevada is a barren wasteland.
- Nevada has dirt cheap real estate.
- Many couples get married in Vegas, but they divorce a week later because they realized that they were both drunk at the time.
- Niggers live under the streets of Las Vegas
- If you go hiking around in the rural Nevadan desert, you'll probably discover at least 100 dead bodies. Most of them probably died from extreme heat and dehydration; either that, or they committed suicide.
See Also
- Jewnited States of Americunts
- California
- New Mexico
- Whores
- Money
- Secks
- Oxymoron
- Gambling
- Alcohol
- Las Vegas
- Area 51
External Links
- Nevada's Official Website
- Nevada's Wikipedia Page, go there and lay waste to their precious article.
