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==Geography== | ==Geography== | ||
Overall, Nevada is hot and dry with a few mountains on the western corners. | Overall, Nevada is hot and dry with a few mountains on the western corners. It is a barren desert wasteland, and there is little to suggest otherwise. The environment is so inhospitable that the ground cannot even absorb water due to being rock-like, which causes any (uncommon) weather to cause floods. Whenever this occurs in Vegas, the hobos in the Vegas underground must flee or face death via drowning. The wildlife consists of bark scorpions (one of the few poisonous scorpions in the world), hookers, druggies, sex tourists, UFO autists, and the occasional drifter who fell for the tourist traps. | ||
==Facts about Nevada== | ==Facts about Nevada== | ||
[[File:Map-of-Nevada.png|200px|right|thumb|Nevada is shaped like a vertical razor blade.]] | [[File:Map-of-Nevada.png|200px|right|thumb|Nevada is shaped like a vertical razor blade.]] | ||
[[File:NV-Highway.jpg|250px|right|thumb|[[Typical]] Nevada highway.]] | [[File:NV-Highway.jpg|250px|right|thumb|[[Typical]] Nevada highway.]] | ||
*Las Vegas | *Las Vegas has the highest suicide rate of any United States city. [http://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/the-10-most-suicidal-cities-in-america-331367/6/] | ||
*Nevada itself has enough suicides to rank | *Nevada itself has enough suicides to rank the state as the 5th highest at suicide rate. [http://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/10-states-with-the-highest-suicide-rates-most-depressing-and-suicidal-states-1261/] | ||
*[[Retards|Conspiracy theorists]] believe that an actual alien spaceship crashed here, and its body was taken to Area 51 for dissection. | *[[Retards|Conspiracy theorists]] believe that an actual alien spaceship crashed here, and its body was taken to Area 51 for dissection. | ||
*Nevada has [[nice]] roads. Still better than [[California]]'s. | *Nevada has [[nice]] roads. Still better than [[California]]'s. | ||
*Whatever happens in Vegas, '''does not''' stay in Vegas. | *Whatever happens in Vegas, '''does not''' stay in Vegas. | ||
*Area 51 '''does not''' exist. At all. | *Area 51 '''does not''' exist. At all. It doesn't fly classified military airplanes and house advanced research projects. | ||
*Nevada is derived from a [[Spanish]] word, which means "snow-covered". This is a pretty big [[oxymoron]], considering that it doesn't even fucking snow in Nevada. | *Nevada is derived from a [[Spanish]] word, which means "snow-covered". This is a pretty big [[oxymoron]], considering that it doesn't even fucking snow in Nevada. | ||
*Nevada is a barren wasteland. | *Nevada is a barren wasteland. But you already had that figured out, eh? | ||
*Nevada has [[Crap|dirt cheap]] [[Not|real estate]]. | *Nevada has [[Crap|dirt cheap]] [[Not|real estate]]. | ||
*Many couples [[Marriage|get married]] in Vegas, but they divorce a week later because they realized that they were both [[Alcohol|drunk]] at the time. | *Many couples [[Marriage|get married]] in Vegas, but they divorce a week later because they realized that they were both [[Alcohol|drunk]] at the time. | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Jewnited States of Americunts]] | *[[Jewnited States of Americunts]] | ||
*[[California]] | *[[California]] - Rich Nevada | ||
*[[New Mexico]] | *[[New Mexico]] - Diet coke of Nevada | ||
*[[Whores]] | *[[Whores]] | ||
*[[Money]] | *[[Money]] | ||
Revision as of 13:43, 5 August 2015
Nevada is a barren wasteland in the United States of America, primarily known for Las Vegas, Area 51, Aliens and its high rates of prostitution and drug trafficking. Generally, nobody gives a fuck about Nevada, other than retards who like giving their money to the Jews who run the major casinos in the Vegas megalopolis and Carson City.
Geography
Overall, Nevada is hot and dry with a few mountains on the western corners. It is a barren desert wasteland, and there is little to suggest otherwise. The environment is so inhospitable that the ground cannot even absorb water due to being rock-like, which causes any (uncommon) weather to cause floods. Whenever this occurs in Vegas, the hobos in the Vegas underground must flee or face death via drowning. The wildlife consists of bark scorpions (one of the few poisonous scorpions in the world), hookers, druggies, sex tourists, UFO autists, and the occasional drifter who fell for the tourist traps.
Facts about Nevada
- Las Vegas has the highest suicide rate of any United States city. [1]
- Nevada itself has enough suicides to rank the state as the 5th highest at suicide rate. [2]
- Conspiracy theorists believe that an actual alien spaceship crashed here, and its body was taken to Area 51 for dissection.
- Nevada has nice roads. Still better than California's.
- Whatever happens in Vegas, does not stay in Vegas.
- Area 51 does not exist. At all. It doesn't fly classified military airplanes and house advanced research projects.
- Nevada is derived from a Spanish word, which means "snow-covered". This is a pretty big oxymoron, considering that it doesn't even fucking snow in Nevada.
- Nevada is a barren wasteland. But you already had that figured out, eh?
- Nevada has dirt cheap real estate.
- Many couples get married in Vegas, but they divorce a week later because they realized that they were both drunk at the time.
- Niggers live under the streets of Las Vegas
- If you go hiking around in the rural Nevadan desert, you'll probably discover at least 100 dead bodies. Most of them probably died from extreme heat and dehydration; either that, or they committed suicide.
See Also
- Jewnited States of Americunts
- California - Rich Nevada
- New Mexico - Diet coke of Nevada
- Whores
- Money
- Secks
- Oxymoron
- Gambling
- Alcohol
- Las Vegas
- Area 51
External Links
- Nevada's Official Website
- Nevada's Wikipedia Page, go there and lay waste to their precious article.
