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{{corner|br|[[File:Cnn_logo_animated.gif|link=]]}}CNN or '''[[Powerword|Clinton News Network]]''', also known as '''[[cuckold|Cuckold's News Network]]''', is a [[fake news]] cable station brought to you by the Wonskolaser{{jew}} (They changed their names to Warner) brothers. It started out in 1980 as a 24 hour news channel and in {{CURRENTYEAR}} it is just a fucking joke of a news station, becoming more and more irrelevant every day. In the [[90s|past]] CNN used to be | {{corner|br|[[File:Cnn_logo_animated.gif|link=]]}}CNN or '''[[Powerword|Clinton News Network]]''', or [[shit|Crap News Network]] and also known as '''[[cuckold|Cuckold's News Network]]''', is a [[fake news]] cable station brought to you by the Wonskolaser{{jew}} (They changed their names to Warner) brothers. It started out in 1980 as a 24 hour news channel and in {{CURRENTYEAR}} it is just a fucking joke of a news station, becoming more and more irrelevant every day. In the [[90s|past]] CNN used to be favored among many [[American]] private citizens due to the station's involvement in politics and their honest (sort of) coverage. But things are different now as many people could differentiate between real news & lies of (we hate [[Donald Trump|this guy]], and so you do, we tell you to believe this, because you are watching us). | ||
They became sort of (not really) relevant when they became the Anti- | They became sort of (not really) relevant when they became the Anti-Trump news network, resulting in being branded (rightly) "[[Fake News]]" by everyone, and then getting [[butthurt]] at a GIF and threatening to [[dox]] a 15-year-old boy. | ||
Communist Reporter Jim Acosta got [[b&]] from the White House after brutally assault-raping a woman when he refused to hand over over the microphone when he was whining about the 2018 midterms. The media defends him with the insane conspiracy theory that the video of Acosta was "doctored" with no evidence whatsoever, along with a mad-lad going by the name Jayrulo (there are many people with such names everywhere but we think that [http://web.archive.org/web/20181207022040/https://www.reddit.com/user/jayrulo this is likeliest responsible above all]) who [https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/i-reward-anyone-who-can-dox-and-hack-agente-provocatrice-causes-acosta-be-booted offered ten thousand bucks to dox the woman Acosta had assaulted]. LOL! | |||
==Hosts== | ==Hosts== | ||
===Anderson Cooper=== | ===Anderson Cooper=== | ||
A literal faggot with a program called 360, which probably should be called 180 considering how often he | A literal faggot with a program called 360, which probably should be called 180 considering how often he changes his position and how much he likes to [[69]]. Born a literal millionaire, this balding man bought his way into a career in television. <br /> | ||
<center><youtube>6hRG2WHFFm8</youtube><br /> | <center><youtube>6hRG2WHFFm8</youtube><br /> | ||
'''A true professional'''<br /> | '''A true professional'''<br /> | ||
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If you have been watching CNN recently as of NOVEMBER 2017 | If you have been watching CNN recently as of NOVEMBER 2017 | ||
CNN has been talking about rape non stop! | CNN has been talking about rape non-stop! | ||
Rape is one of the worst crimes anyone can commit the lowest of the low. | Rape is one of the worst crimes anyone can commit the lowest of the low. | ||
So why is CNN | So why is CNN obsessed with Rape when Fox news actually reports on real news? | ||
Conclusion CNN loves rape. | Conclusion: CNN loves rape. | ||
===S.E.Cupp=== | ===S.E.Cupp=== | ||
[[File:SE CUPP.jpg|thumb|SE Cupp getting ready for another day]] | [[File:SE CUPP.jpg|thumb|SE Cupp getting ready for another day]] | ||
With nowhere an S or E or even a B cup, the name is as authentic as her supposed atheism. | With nowhere an S or E or even a B cup, the name is as authentic as her supposed atheism. | ||
{{quote|I like to think I adhere to the same Judeo-Christian values that most of religious America does. It's an understanding of and a respect for these values that keeps me moral.{{archive| | {{quote|I like to think I adhere to the same Judeo-Christian values that most of religious America does. It's an understanding of and a respect for these values that keeps me moral.{{archive|ktKEd#selection-1011.81-1015.83|SE Cupp}}}} | ||
{{quote|(I) would never vote for an atheist president.|{{archive|2rMn4|SE Cupp}}}} | {{quote|(I) would never vote for an atheist president.|{{archive|2rMn4|SE Cupp}}}} | ||
<center><youtube>rESr-Qb6p64</youtube><br /> | {{clear}} | ||
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'''Fake news and a fake atheist'''<br /> | '''Fake news and a fake atheist'''<br /> | ||
<youtube>UehZ1FZLGGs</youtube><br /> | <youtube>UehZ1FZLGGs</youtube><br /> | ||
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===Glenn Beck=== | ===Glenn Beck=== | ||
{{main|Glenn Beck}} | {{main|Glenn Beck}} | ||
==Cutting off people when mentioning [[Wikileaks]]== | ==Cutting off people when mentioning [[Wikileaks]]== | ||
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==CNN Gets A Scoop of Brainfreeze== | ==CNN Gets A Scoop of Brainfreeze== | ||
On May 11th, CNN showed that there is no level they will not stoop to. In a segment as utterly retarded as it is irrelevant CNN showcased how much they are the old [[Fox News]] of the | On May 11th, CNN showed that there is no level they will not stoop to. In a segment as utterly retarded as it is irrelevant, CNN showcased how much they are the old [[Fox News]] of the New Left. President/Emperor Donald Trump invited some journalists over for a meal. As dessert for a chocolate [[cream pie]], The Donald had the audacity to actually have two whole scoops of ice cream, instead of the poor journalists who only had one. But were they the same size? The public needs to know. In order to find just one single person that actually gave a shit, they had to scour the entirety of [[Twitter]], where they finally found one person, with a whopping 22 followers. He responded to a verified left-wing journalist's tweet, who despite having nearly 200k followers, only {{archive|3sFVF|got 4 replies, 13 likes and 33 retweets.}} Thus proving the law of {{hover|Sickboy|Everything Donald tweets or does is immediately followed by a chain of sperg replies from a verified journalist}}. | ||
Having been watched by more than 70000 people, (that's just online), you'd think the featured tweet perhaps had gotten some traction. But you would be wrong. Despite being on the News, it only got a measly 3 retweets. <br /> | Having been watched by more than 70000 people, (that's just online), you'd think the featured tweet perhaps had gotten some traction. But you would be wrong. Despite being on the News, it only got a measly 3 retweets. <br /> | ||
[[File:CNN Alpha Gator Trump Ice Cream Scoop.jpg|center|600px]] <br /> | [[File:CNN Alpha Gator Trump Ice Cream Scoop.jpg|center|600px]] <br /> | ||
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Compare that to the CNN video.<br /> | Compare that to the CNN video.<br /> | ||
<center><youtube>ixEahmx0Btw</youtube></center><br /> | <center><youtube>ixEahmx0Btw</youtube></center><br /> | ||
==Fact-checking CNN== | |||
If CNN can keep a straight face when it contradicts reality in ways that absolutely anyone can check, how reliable do you think the rest of CNN's reporting is? | |||
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File:CNN relocates hong kong to brazil.jpg | |||
File:CNN relocates slovenia to australia.jpg | |||
File:CNN relocates iraq to central europe.jpg|[[Rapefugees|{{colortext|WHITE|Ironic}}]] | |||
File:CNN relocates greece to africa.jpg|[[Rapefugees|{{colortext|WHITE|Also ironic}}]] | |||
File:CNN relocates ukraine to pakistan.jpg | |||
File:Cnn relocates london to norfolk.jpg | |||
File:CNN relocates france to spain.jpg | |||
File:CNN relocates every french city.jpg | |||
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==Literally Fake News== | ==Literally Fake News== | ||
When [[London Bridge Attack 2017]] happened CNN needed to try to convince the good people of the earth that [[Islam]] is actually a religion of peace. But as we all know, it isn't. So CNN had to stage a protest (with 6 whole people) so it at least looked like some Mudslimes are against terrorism. | When [[London Bridge Attack 2017]] happened CNN needed to try to convince the good people of the earth that [[Islam]] is actually a religion of peace. But as we all know, it isn't. So CNN had to stage a protest (with 6 whole people) so it at least looked like some Mudslimes are against terrorism. | ||
<center><youtube> | <center><youtube>v7FnD-RnOrc</youtube></center> | ||
[[File:CNNStagesMuslimProtest.png|center]] | [[File:CNNStagesMuslimProtest.png|center]] | ||
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File:Trump-cnn-meme124.jpg | File:Trump-cnn-meme124.jpg | ||
File:Cnn-glorious-leader-ahead-30-polnts-in-polls-cnn-pete-5025162.png | File:Cnn-glorious-leader-ahead-30-polnts-in-polls-cnn-pete-5025162.png | ||
Image:CNN_-_More_Flip_Flops_Than_A_John_Kerry_Campaign.jpg|More flip flops than a<br>[[John Kerry]] campaign! | Image:CNN_-_More_Flip_Flops_Than_A_John_Kerry_Campaign.jpg|More flip flops than a<br>[[John Kerry]] campaign! | ||
Image:Cnn_hornets_ben_garrison.jpg | Image:Cnn_hornets_ben_garrison.jpg | ||
File:Cnnheroes.jpg | |||
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*[https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/25/health/cuckolding-sex-kerner/index.html '''CNN lets Jew psychotherapist promote cuckoldry'''] (Archived: {{archive|KSUcY|1}} {{wayback|https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/25/health/cuckolding-sex-kerner/index.html|title=2}}; proof of his kikery: {{archive|aGYTI|1}} {{wayback|http://jettandjahn.com/2013/04/cosmopolitan-magazine-how-modern-feminism-controls-men/|title=2}}) | *[https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/25/health/cuckolding-sex-kerner/index.html '''CNN lets Jew psychotherapist promote cuckoldry'''] (Archived: {{archive|KSUcY|1}} {{wayback|https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/25/health/cuckolding-sex-kerner/index.html|title=2}}; proof of his kikery: {{archive|aGYTI|1}} {{wayback|http://jettandjahn.com/2013/04/cosmopolitan-magazine-how-modern-feminism-controls-men/|title=2}}) | ||
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{{jews}} | {{jews}} | ||
{{timeline|Featured article July 9 & 10, [[2017]]|[[HanAssholeSolo]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center|ED Recruitment Drive 2017]]}} | {{timeline|Featured article July 9 & 10, [[2017]]|[[HanAssholeSolo]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center|ED Recruitment Drive 2017]]}} | ||
[[File:Cnn merchant.jpg|center|150px]] | |||
Latest revision as of 21:32, 31 December 2021
CNN or Clinton News Network, or Crap News Network and also known as Cuckold's News Network, is a fake news cable station brought to you by the Wonskolaser✡ (They changed their names to Warner) brothers. It started out in 1980 as a 24 hour news channel and in 2024 it is just a fucking joke of a news station, becoming more and more irrelevant every day. In the past CNN used to be favored among many American private citizens due to the station's involvement in politics and their honest (sort of) coverage. But things are different now as many people could differentiate between real news & lies of (we hate this guy, and so you do, we tell you to believe this, because you are watching us).
They became sort of (not really) relevant when they became the Anti-Trump news network, resulting in being branded (rightly) "Fake News" by everyone, and then getting butthurt at a GIF and threatening to dox a 15-year-old boy.
Communist Reporter Jim Acosta got b& from the White House after brutally assault-raping a woman when he refused to hand over over the microphone when he was whining about the 2018 midterms. The media defends him with the insane conspiracy theory that the video of Acosta was "doctored" with no evidence whatsoever, along with a mad-lad going by the name Jayrulo (there are many people with such names everywhere but we think that this is likeliest responsible above all) who offered ten thousand bucks to dox the woman Acosta had assaulted. LOL!
Hosts
Anderson Cooper
A literal faggot with a program called 360, which probably should be called 180 considering how often he changes his position and how much he likes to 69. Born a literal millionaire, this balding man bought his way into a career in television.
A true professional
CNN Loves Rape
If you have been watching CNN recently as of NOVEMBER 2017
CNN has been talking about rape non-stop!
Rape is one of the worst crimes anyone can commit the lowest of the low.
So why is CNN obsessed with Rape when Fox news actually reports on real news?
Conclusion: CNN loves rape.
S.E.Cupp
With nowhere an S or E or even a B cup, the name is as authentic as her supposed atheism.
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Fake news and a fake atheist
Glenn Beck
Moar info: Glenn Beck.
Cutting off people when mentioning Wikileaks
This was of course deliberate. If you slow down the footage like in the gif below you can see that actually mixes (or transitions) from the person speaking to colorbars. This would not happen if the signal was interrupted. Video mixers and switchers 
does not work like this. Color bars are an internal feature of the mixer, and not the default goto for an interruption in the feed.
CNN Gets A Scoop of Brainfreeze
On May 11th, CNN showed that there is no level they will not stoop to. In a segment as utterly retarded as it is irrelevant, CNN showcased how much they are the old Fox News of the New Left. President/Emperor Donald Trump invited some journalists over for a meal. As dessert for a chocolate cream pie, The Donald had the audacity to actually have two whole scoops of ice cream, instead of the poor journalists who only had one. But were they the same size? The public needs to know. In order to find just one single person that actually gave a shit, they had to scour the entirety of Twitter, where they finally found one person, with a whopping 22 followers. He responded to a verified left-wing journalist's tweet, who despite having nearly 200k followers, only got 4 replies, 13 likes and 33 retweets. Thus proving the law of Sickboy.
Having been watched by more than 70000 people, (that's just online), you'd think the featured tweet perhaps had gotten some traction. But you would be wrong. Despite being on the News, it only got a measly 3 retweets.
This means that CNN has a CTR (Click Through Rate) of 0.002%, if we reckon that 150,000 people saw this sad excuse for television.
—CNN's click through rate | ||
CNN somehow managed to outdumb Fox News when they were calling Obama anti-American for eating disgusting Dijon mustard on his burger.
Compare that to the CNN video.
Fact-checking CNN
If CNN can keep a straight face when it contradicts reality in ways that absolutely anyone can check, how reliable do you think the rest of CNN's reporting is?
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Literally Fake News
When London Bridge Attack 2017 happened CNN needed to try to convince the good people of the earth that Islam is actually a religion of peace. But as we all know, it isn't. So CNN had to stage a protest (with 6 whole people) so it at least looked like some Mudslimes are against terrorism.
LinkUsing The Same Girl To Be Saved By Rapefugees Multiple Times
Project Veritas on CNN's Russia Narrative
CNN Blackmailing a kid over a gif
Moar info: HanAssholeSolo.
After a kid made a funny gif where President Emperor Donald J. Trump bodyslams another person with the CNN logo poorly applied to their face, CNN lost their fucking shit since Trump actually tweeted it.
LinkClearly this warrants that CNN, a news organization, allegedly, to use all their manpower to find the guy behind the meme, and then blackmail his ass.
—CNN | ||
To add insult to the self-inflicted injury that CNN has brought onto themselves because they got offended over a FUCKING GIF, even the likes of Brianna Wu are fucking condemning it. This is reality, we wish were joking.
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See Also
External links
Sargon of Akkad laughing at CNN, again- 'Fake news': Trump tweets glee as three CNN journalists resign over Russia story
- CNN producer on new O'Keefe video: Voters are 'stupid,' Trump is 'crazy'
- CNN faces backlash over story on Reddit user who posted Trump wrestling GIF
- CNN ACCUSED OF BLACKMAILING THE REDDIT USER WHO MADE TRUMP WRESTLING MEME
- #CNNBlackmail: Network blasted for ‘threatening’ Trump meme creator
- CNN’s ‘#CNNBlackMail’ hashtag of shame
- CNN lets Jew psychotherapist promote cuckoldry (Archived: 1
2; proof of his kikery: 1 2)
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