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'''Madeleine Jana Korbel Albright'''{{jew}} ([[Deadname]]: '''[[Russian|Marie Jana Korbelová]]''') is an {{Age|1937|5|15}}-year-old [[politician]], diplomat and [[Star Wars|Sith Lord]] who is most well known for serving as the basis for [[Fugly|Danny DeVito's Penguin]] in the 1992 film '''[[Batman|Batman Returns]]'''. She also served as the [[United States]]' [[Hillary Clinton|Secretary of State]] from 1997 to 2001 under the first (and fortunately only) [[Bill Clinton|President Clinton]].
'''Madeleine Jana Korbel Albright''' (real name: '''[[Russian|Marie Jana Korbelová]]''') was an old [[politician]], diplomat and [[Star Wars|Sith Lord]] who is most well known for serving as the basis for [[Fugly|Danny DeVito's Penguin]] in the 1992 film ''[[Batman|Batman Returns]]''. She also served as the [[United States]]' Secretary of State from 1997 to 2001 under the first (and fortunately only) [[Bill Clinton|President Clinton]]. In [[2012]], Albright was awarded the prestigious [[VD|Presidential Medal of Freedom]] by [[Barack Obama]] to celebrate the fact that she believed that [[murder]]ing [[Literally|half a million]] [[Iraqi]] [[children]] was "''worth it''".


In [[2016]], Albright decided to crawl out of her hole to [[die]] and to inform [[women]] voters in the [[2016 Presidential Election]] that they would go to [[Hell]] if they voted for anyone other than [[Hillary Clinton]]. Unfortunately, as of April, [[2018]], Albright is still alive and has even written a fear-mongering article for ''[[New York Times|The Jew Pork Times]]'' entitled {{archive|y6J2G|Will We Stop Trump Before It’s Too Late?}} where she baselessly accuses [[President]] [[Donald J. Trump]] and the [[Alt-Right]] of being "[[Fascist]]s".
In [[2016]], Albright decided to crawl out of her hole to [[die]] and to inform [[women]] voters in the [[2016 Presidential Election]] that they would go to [[Hell]] if they voted for anyone other than [[Hillary Clinton]]. Fortunately, in March, [[2022]], Albright died of a guilty conscience and a terminal case of old.
 
==Genocide and Madeleine Albright==
Albright, like all Democraps, has a complicated relationship with the truth. Albright has repeatedly denounced fascism and its natural product, [[genocide]]. Albright famously allowed the [[Rwanda|Rwandan Massacre]] because there was no way for her to profit from their bloodshed. She similarly repeated the lie that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, and turned her head for the Yugoslavian massacres, because she requires Christian blood to maintain her beauty.
 
Fortunately for the United States, she wrote a fear-mongering article for ''[[New York Times|The Jew Pork Times]]'' entitled {{archive|y6J2G|Will We Stop Trump Before It’s Too Late?}} where she exposes former-President [[Donald J. Trump]] and the [[Alt-Right]] as "[[Fascist]]s" because [[Projection|she's the one]] who would know.
 
 
{{quote|Get out, disgusting Serbs.|Madeleine Albright|when confronted with the war crimes she condoned}}




== See Also==
== See Also==
 
[[File:Rwanda school by Annie Liebovitz xD1S0cB.jpg|thumb|Results of her tenure in the Clinton administration]]
* [[Dianne Feinstein]]
* [[Frances Irene Finley Williams]]
* [[Hillary Clinton|Hitlery Cunton]]
* [[Hillary Clinton|Hitlery Cunton]]
* [[Dianne Feinstein]]
* [[Kurt Eichenbald]]
* [[Kurt Eichenbald]]


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Madeleine Albright, George Soros' bastard son.

Madeleine Jana Korbel Albright (real name: Marie Jana Korbelová) was an old politician, diplomat and Sith Lord who is most well known for serving as the basis for Danny DeVito's Penguin in the 1992 film Batman Returns. She also served as the United States' Secretary of State from 1997 to 2001 under the first (and fortunately only) President Clinton. In 2012, Albright was awarded the prestigious Presidential Medal of Freedom by Barack Obama to celebrate the fact that she believed that murdering half a million Iraqi children was "worth it".

In 2016, Albright decided to crawl out of her hole to die and to inform women voters in the 2016 Presidential Election that they would go to Hell if they voted for anyone other than Hillary Clinton. Fortunately, in March, 2022, Albright died of a guilty conscience and a terminal case of old.

Genocide and Madeleine Albright

Albright, like all Democraps, has a complicated relationship with the truth. Albright has repeatedly denounced fascism and its natural product, genocide. Albright famously allowed the Rwandan Massacre because there was no way for her to profit from their bloodshed. She similarly repeated the lie that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, and turned her head for the Yugoslavian massacres, because she requires Christian blood to maintain her beauty.

Fortunately for the United States, she wrote a fear-mongering article for The Jew Pork Times entitled Will We Stop Trump Before It’s Too Late? where she exposes former-President Donald J. Trump and the Alt-Right as "Fascists" because she's the one who would know.


   
 
Get out, disgusting Serbs.
 

 
 

—Madeleine Albright, when confronted with the war crimes she condoned


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Results of her tenure in the Clinton administration


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