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'''Aaron Howard''' was a 37-year-old father of three from ''Abilene, [[Texas]]'', who, on September 1, [[2018]], made the [[Retarded|brilliant]] decision to bring a baseball bat to a shirtless [[redneck]] [[gun]]fight and ended up experiencing first hand the almighty power of a true [[Americunt|Texan]]'s God-given [[Second Amendment]] rights as he was filled with lead and fucked up worse than [[JFK]]'s head. | {{Stub}} | ||
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'''Aaron Howard''' was a 37-year-old father of three from ''Abilene, [[Texas]]'', who, on September 1, [[2018]], made the [[Retarded|brilliant]] decision to bring a baseball bat to a shirtless [[redneck]] [[gun]]fight and ended up experiencing first hand the almighty power of a true [[Americunt|Texan]]'s God-given [[NRA|Second Amendment]] rights as he was filled with lead and fucked up worse than [[JFK]]'s head. Aaron Howard's stupidity was recorded and released by his fiance on [[Facebook]] for the whole world to witness the common, yet rarely filmed instance of [[An hero]] by redneck. | |||
==The Dispute== | |||
[[File:abilene alleyway shooting Kara Box.png|thumb|200px|right|An artist's depiction]] | |||
Following an [[Disagree|inane dispute]] with his neighbors—[[Lemonparty|67-year-old]] '''John Miller''' and his [[Basement dweller|31-year-old son]], '''Michael Miller'''—over a fucking mattress, Aaron armed himself with a [[Fail|baseball bat]], Michael armed himself with a [[Shotgun mouthwash|shotgun]] and John armed himself with [[Fallout: New Vegas|a big iron on his hip]]. After preparing for battle and getting his fiancée, '''Kara Box''', to stop taking [[selfies]] and use her fucking [[iPhone]] to film the ensuing slaughter, Aaron [[Death threats|informed the Millers that he was going to kill them]], began calling them [[faggots]] and repeatedly told them to point their guns at him. | |||
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[[File:Michael Miller Nut Toss.gif|300px|If you see this, your death is near]] | |||
</center> | |||
==The Resolution== | |||
[[File:Abilene Alleyway John Miller Mutt Arrest.png|thumb|200px|right|John Miller in handcuffs]] | |||
[[File:AaronPwned1.png|350px|center]] | |||
After threatening the Millers and [[Coolest Monkey in the Jungle|screaming like a deranged gorilla]] for two whole minutes, Aaron eventually made the hilarious decision to attack John Miller – at which point he was promptly [[Asking for it|shot twice in self-defense]]. Still not willing to accept that the [[gun]] is mightier than the baseball bat, Aaron then proceeded to hurl the baseball bat at John like a little [[bitch]], causing minimal damage before Michael stepped in and finished him off with [[Kurt Cobain|several shotgun blasts to the face]]. Kara then began [[whining]] about her dead husband – [[ironic]] considering that she was [[Wimmin|too goddamn useless]] to even tell him to [[GTFO|knock it the fuck off]] and stop threatening to murder their neighbors over a fucking mattress. | |||
==The Aftermath== | |||
Despite being a clear-cut case of self-defense despite the Miller family's provocation, the Millers were soon [[arrested]] and charged with first-degree murder. They were eventually released on bond after some months and then the trial finally happened in January 2023, after a long delay due to jewflu. Michael Miller, the young buck with the buckshot, was found not guilty. His father, on the other talon, was found guilty and sentenced to 14 years of very gay buttsecks, with the possibility of buttrest after 7 years. He will sadly probably become dust before being realeased. The end. | |||
==Gallery== | |||
{{Collapsegallery|Doubt it|cg1|center|<gallery> | |||
File:Virgin Aaron Howard vs Chad Dumpster Defender.jpg|Virgin Aaron howard vs Chad Dumpster Defender | |||
File:abilene alleyway murder boomer millers.png|Alleyway Boomers | |||
File:Abiline Alleyway Murder 1.png|[[Half-Life 2]] | |||
File:abilene texas alleyway nike quote.jpg| {{check}} Just doubt it. | |||
File:abilene alleyway murder 3.jpg|Steal his look | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
File:John Miller Abilene Hit With Bat.jpg| don't bring a bat to a gunfight | |||
File:abilene alleyway shooting standing your ground guide.png|standing your ground: a how to | |||
File:abilene alleyway no mattress for old men.jpg|no mattress for old men | |||
File:abilene alleyway shooting family guy.jpg|Dont talk to me or my wife's son | |||
File:abilene alleyway shooting evil_take_a_stand_fight_texas.jpg|take a stand | |||
File:abilene dumpster dispute.jpg|dumpster dispute combatants | |||
File:michael miller doubt it pepe.png|pepe doubts it | |||
File:MillerRedneckRampage.png|miller redneck rampage | |||
File:abilene alleyway murder 2.jpg|abilene alleyway murder | |||
</gallery>|border=#FFFFF0|color=#000000}} | |||
== See Also == | |||
* [[Redneck]] | |||
== External Links == | |||
* [https://mtonews.com/full-graphic-video-father-and-son-kill-their-neighbor-murder-or-self-defense/ Full Uncensored video of the pwnage] | |||
* [reporternews.com/story/news/crime/2020/04/17/abilene-alleyway-murder-trials-johnnie-miller-michael-miller-james-hicks-aaron-howard/5141276002/ 2021 and trial still delayed. | |||
[reporternews.com/story/news/local/2023/01/27/abilene-alley-shooting-father-guilty-of-murder-not-son-in-killing/69846345007/ jewish DA got one of 'em. | |||
{{An Heroes}} | {{An Heroes}} | ||
{{Gun control}} | |||
[[category:IRL Shit]] | |||
[[category:2018]] | |||
Latest revision as of 02:46, 12 August 2024
Aaron Howard was a 37-year-old father of three from Abilene, Texas, who, on September 1, 2018, made the brilliant decision to bring a baseball bat to a shirtless redneck gunfight and ended up experiencing first hand the almighty power of a true Texan's God-given Second Amendment rights as he was filled with lead and fucked up worse than JFK's head. Aaron Howard's stupidity was recorded and released by his fiance on Facebook for the whole world to witness the common, yet rarely filmed instance of An hero by redneck.
The Dispute
Following an inane dispute with his neighbors—67-year-old John Miller and his 31-year-old son, Michael Miller—over a fucking mattress, Aaron armed himself with a baseball bat, Michael armed himself with a shotgun and John armed himself with a big iron on his hip. After preparing for battle and getting his fiancée, Kara Box, to stop taking selfies and use her fucking iPhone to film the ensuing slaughter, Aaron informed the Millers that he was going to kill them, began calling them faggots and repeatedly told them to point their guns at him.
The Resolution
After threatening the Millers and screaming like a deranged gorilla for two whole minutes, Aaron eventually made the hilarious decision to attack John Miller – at which point he was promptly shot twice in self-defense. Still not willing to accept that the gun is mightier than the baseball bat, Aaron then proceeded to hurl the baseball bat at John like a little bitch, causing minimal damage before Michael stepped in and finished him off with several shotgun blasts to the face. Kara then began whining about her dead husband – ironic considering that she was too goddamn useless to even tell him to knock it the fuck off and stop threatening to murder their neighbors over a fucking mattress.
The Aftermath
Despite being a clear-cut case of self-defense despite the Miller family's provocation, the Millers were soon arrested and charged with first-degree murder. They were eventually released on bond after some months and then the trial finally happened in January 2023, after a long delay due to jewflu. Michael Miller, the young buck with the buckshot, was found not guilty. His father, on the other talon, was found guilty and sentenced to 14 years of very gay buttsecks, with the possibility of buttrest after 7 years. He will sadly probably become dust before being realeased. The end.
Gallery
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Virgin Aaron howard vs Chad Dumpster Defender -
Alleyway Boomers -
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Just doubt it. -
Steal his look
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don't bring a bat to a gunfight -
standing your ground: a how to -
no mattress for old men -
Dont talk to me or my wife's son -
take a stand -
dumpster dispute combatants -
pepe doubts it -
miller redneck rampage -
abilene alleyway murder
See Also
External Links
- Full Uncensored video of the pwnage
- [reporternews.com/story/news/crime/2020/04/17/abilene-alleyway-murder-trials-johnnie-miller-michael-miller-james-hicks-aaron-howard/5141276002/ 2021 and trial still delayed.
[reporternews.com/story/news/local/2023/01/27/abilene-alley-shooting-father-guilty-of-murder-not-son-in-killing/69846345007/ jewish DA got one of 'em.
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