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'''Jenny Grant''' was a [[Britfag]] [[whore|Page 3 girl]] who became [[an hero]], ending her short life as a young, 19-year-old [[prostitute]] slave to that [[Josef Fritzl|dirty old man]], [[Rupert Murdoch]] and his [[tabloid]], The Sun, which she regularly appeared near-[[naked]] in. She was also a [[university]] student, but due to constant [[harassment]] from [[btards|the male student populace]], she had to seek solace in her [[friend]]s, but even they thought she was a dirty whore and she an heroed after an [[flame war|argument]] with them, [[last Thursday]].
'''Jenny Grant''' was a [[Britfag]] [[whore|Page 3 girl]] who became [[an hero]], ending her short life as a young, 19-year-old [[prostitute]] slave to that [[Josef Fritzl|dirty old man]], [[Rupert Murdoch]] and his [[tabloid]], The Sun, which she regularly appeared near-[[naked]] in. She was also a [[university]] student, but due to constant [[harassment]] from [[btards|the male student populace]], she had to seek solace in her [[friend]]s, but even they [[correct|thought she was a dirty whore]] and she an heroed after an [[flame war|argument]] with them, [[last Thursday]].


Since the newspaper owned by Murdoch's [[Cold War|evil empire]] didn't want to face up that they'd [[exploitable|exploited]] this girl and indirectly caused her [[death]], they put up a couple of [[article]]s such as [http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/mysun/article1690013.ece this] and [http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1688800.ece this] where [[retard]]s gave the usual '[[never forget|nevar 4get!!!111111111oneoneone]]' [[bullshit]] whilst [[fapping]] to her pics after she was the [[winrar]] of a shitty competition for the whores in The Sun. Her [[shit nobody cares about|local newspaper]] was [[moar]] [http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2008/09/15/model-jenny-grant-19-found-hanged-100252-21820013/ sympathetic] to the extent that her [[baw]]wwwwings just before her an heroism could have been extinguished by the [[nice guy|kind people]] there. The Daily Fail was also somewhat [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1055864/Page-3-model-commits-suicide-argument-friends.html sympathetic], with many [[moralfag]] comments by [[anonymous]] users.
Since the newspaper owned by Murdoch's [[Cold War|evil empire]] didn't want to face up that they'd [[exploitable|exploited]] this girl and indirectly caused her [[death]], they put up a couple of [[article]]s such as [http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/mysun/article1690013.ece this] and [http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1688800.ece this] where [[retard]]s gave the usual '[[never forget|nevar 4get!!!111111111oneoneone]]' [[bullshit]] whilst [[fapping]] to her pics after she was the [[winrar]] of a shitty competition for the whores in The Sun. Her [[shit nobody cares about|local newspaper]] was [[moar]] [http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2008/09/15/model-jenny-grant-19-found-hanged-100252-21820013/ sympathetic] to the extent that her [[baw]]wwwwings just before her an heroism could have been extinguished by the [[nice guy|kind people]] there. The Daily Fail was also somewhat [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1055864/Page-3-model-commits-suicide-argument-friends.html sympathetic], with many [[moralfag]] comments by [[anonymous]] users.
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This [[shit nobody cares about|tragedy]] only goes to prove that the Western world's [[fetish|obsession]] with womens' physical appearance and [[anorexic|slimness]] is utter [[uncyclopedia|nonsense]]. This poor girl's beautiful face and figure did not make her happy. Real happiness, peace of mind and self esteem comes from [[goatse|within]]. May she rest in peace.|a fatty
This [[shit nobody cares about|tragedy]] only goes to prove that the Western world's [[fetish|obsession]] with womens' physical appearance and [[anorexic|slimness]] is utter [[uncyclopedia|nonsense]]. This poor girl's beautiful face and figure did not make her happy. Real happiness, peace of mind and self esteem comes from [[goatse|within]]. May she rest in peace.|A [[fatty]]


|[[loli|Women under 21]] should not be [[exploitable|exploited]] in [[pr0n|photos]]. They [[ignorance|do not know]] they are being exploited because they are not [[MILF|mature enough]] and for the [[worthless|money they get for it]], they will always [[butthurt|regret doing it]] and that means for the rest of their life ahead.|
|[[loli|Women under 21]] should not be [[exploitable|exploited]] in [[pr0n|photos]]. They [[ignorance|do not know]] they are being exploited because they are not [[MILF|mature enough]] and for the [[worthless|money they get for it]], they will always [[butthurt|regret doing it]] and that means for the rest of their life ahead.|A [[moralfag]]


|More [[article]]s should be publicised to [[Jack Chick|preach]] this to [[men]] especially.|A fag
|More [[article]]s should be publicised to [[Jack Chick|preach]] this to [[men]] especially.|A fag


|I would seriously rape the shit out of her corpse, just get me some hot water bottles to warm her inanimate ass up with. DAMN!|Anon
|I would seriously rape the shit out of her corpse, just get me some hot water bottles to warm her inanimate ass up with. DAMN!|Anon
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Knowing that she's dead just makes her photos more fappable
If you were her for a day, you'd go overboard with the sex toys and not kill yourself, amirite?

Jenny Grant was a Britfag Page 3 girl who became an hero, ending her short life as a young, 19-year-old prostitute slave to that dirty old man, Rupert Murdoch and his tabloid, The Sun, which she regularly appeared near-naked in. She was also a university student, but due to constant harassment from the male student populace, she had to seek solace in her friends, but even they thought she was a dirty whore and she an heroed after an argument with them, last Thursday.

Since the newspaper owned by Murdoch's evil empire didn't want to face up that they'd exploited this girl and indirectly caused her death, they put up a couple of articles such as this and this where retards gave the usual 'nevar 4get!!!111111111oneoneone' bullshit whilst fapping to her pics after she was the winrar of a shitty competition for the whores in The Sun. Her local newspaper was moar sympathetic to the extent that her bawwwwwings just before her an heroism could have been extinguished by the kind people there. The Daily Fail was also somewhat sympathetic, with many moralfag comments by anonymous users.

Some argue however that she had deep personal problems beneath the cool facade, and that she was actually on drugs or some such shit. Her bf is currently afraid to leave his hugbox after his world was torn apart by this traumatic event.

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Women under 21 should not be exploited in photos. They do not know they are being exploited because they are not mature enough and for the money they get for it, they will always regret doing it and that means for the rest of their life ahead.
 

 
 

—A moralfag

   
 
More articles should be publicised to preach this to men especially.
 

 
 

—A fag

   
 
I would seriously rape the shit out of her corpse, just get me some hot water bottles to warm her inanimate ass up with. DAMN!
 

 
 

—Anon


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