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'''Kazantzakis''', aka '''"Dan"''', was an ED [[sysop]] and soccer fan known mostly for his uncanny ability to {{Pastebin|gw40RQgf|throw crybaby temper tantrums}} and shut down [[EDF|the forums]] at the drop of a hat whenever he felt his [[E-Penis|E-Power]] being challenged. This behavior is a by-product of hanging around with [[Sherrod DeGrippo]], one gains the super-human ability to be able to [[hypocrite|dish it out but not take it]]. The most famous of these incidents is when [[Kale]] had the audacity to kick dan in '''HIS''' IRC channel (le gasp!). Dan shut down [[EDF]] and then proceeded to hold his breath until [[Sherrod]] took kale's IRCops away 4lyf. Proof of this incident in the [[screencap]]s on the right.  It is a well known fact that Dan has doo doo in his soul. 


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'''Kazantzakis''', aka '''"Dan"''', is an ED [[sysop]] known mostly for his uncanny ability to write thousand word articles on shit which really has nothing to do with the internet or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] at all. Dan is also the only ED sysop living off a senior citizen pension, and is rumoured to be closing in on the ripe old age of 75. Dan is most commonly found chattering away on [[IRC]], and it is recommended that you [[CAPSLOCK|type just a little louder than usual]] when communicating with him (occasionally a bold font will suffice).


{{rainbowsmall|'''HOW DOES HE ACTED LIKE 4 YEAR OLD??????'''}}
[[File:Whyisthereanarticle.jpg|frame|center|Why is Soccer so much better than Baseball?]]


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==List of Kazantzakis Originals==
[[File:Whyisthereanarticle.jpg|frame|center|]]
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[18:55:48] * services.ohinternet.com sets mode: -oooooo dan azariel kale_ toastmonster F_JUNK_DUMP mediacrat
[18:55:48] * services.ohinternet.com sets mode: -q dan
[18:55:48] * services.ohinternet.com sets mode: -aaa kale_ F_JUNK_DUMP mediacrat
[18:55:48] * mediacrat sets mode: +o mediacrat
[18:55:48] * mediacrat sets mode: +a mediacrat
[18:56:48] * mediacrat sets mode: -r
[18:56:48] * &mediacrat ([email protected]) has left #forum
[18:56:55] * wit changes topic to 'RAEG�'
[18:57:11] <@F_JUNK_DUMP> Did you just dereg #forum ?
[18:57:24] * dan (d@niel.milton) has left #forum
</pre>


==List of Kazantzakis Originals==
==See also==
*[[Bookz]]
*[[Dan's Neighborhood]]
*[[1guy1jar]]
*[[Kazantzakis/Dan quits IRC forever|Dan quits IRC forever (Again)]]
*[[1guy1jar Interview]]
*[[Aaron Burr]]
*[[Abigail and Brittany Hensel]]
*[[Adam L. Goldstein]]
*[[Allison Stokke]]
*[[Alyssa Bustamante]]
*[[A Master Is Out]]
*[[AT&T Blocks 4chan]]
*[[aXXo]]
*[[Balloon Boy]]
*[[Barry Bonds]]
*[[Bill Cosby]]
*[[Billy Martin]]
*[[BitTorrent]]
*[[Bug Chasers]]
*[[Cancerr]]
*[[Charlie Bit Me - Again!]]
*[[Charles Bukowski]]
*[[Cloward Piven Strategy]]
*[[Concerned Women]]
*[[Conspiracy Theory]]
*[[Creepy Chan]]
*[[Danny Williams]]
*[[Dan's Devil's Dictionary]]
*[[Donation Grandstanding]]
*[[Curio]]
*[[Dayen]]
*[[Del.icio.us]]
*[[Desktop Modding]]
*[[Dreamwidth]]
*[[Egg Girl]]
*[[Ellie Light]]
*[[F*** My Life]]
*[[Farm Town]]
*[[Flash Mob]]
*[[Flat Chan]]
*[[Freckle Chan]]
*[[Frosty the Snowman]]
*[[Generic Article]]
*[[Ghost Riding]]
*[[Hawkee]]
*[[Health Care Rage]]
*[[H.J. Freaks]]
*[[Hulu]]
*[[Hutchence's Syndrome]]
*[[Internet Relevance]]
*[[Introduction to English]]
*[[Jim Bunning]]
*[[Jim Rome]]
*[[Judith Park]]
*[[Lead]]
*[[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]]
*[[Look Around You]]
*[[Lotion Play]]
*[[Max Headroom]]
*[[The Kazantzakis Guide to Article Building]]
*[[MLB.tv]]
*[[NASA]]
*[[New York Yankees]]
*[[Ning]]
*[[OMGFacts]]
*[[Online Bingo]]
*[[Online Blackjack]]
*[[Online Craps]]
*[[Online Gambling]]
*[[Online Poker]]
*[[Online Sports Betting]]
*[[Operation YouTube]]
*[[Orly Taitz]]
*[[Pony]]
*[[Paul Shirley]]
*[[Pear Chan]]
*[[Pyromaniac Guy]]
*[[RAGE]]
*[[Rainbow]]
*[[Rainmeter]]
*[[Red Sox Nation]]
*[[Rifqa Bary]]
*[[Salman Rushdie]]
*[[Sean Connery]]
*[[Sex Panther]]
*[[SKWEEZY]]
*[[Sound Docking]]
*[[Stile Project]]
*[[Strategy Guide]]
*[[Suzi Blu]]
*[[Taxes]]
*[[The Fed]]
*[[TheForum]]
*[[The War of 1812]]
*[[The Warriors]]
*[[Thiopental Sodium]]
*[[Thomas Paine]]
*[[Toyota]]
*[[Trailer Park Boys]]
*[[Travis the Killer Chimp]]
*[[Ty Cobb]]
*[[Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend]]
*[[Unemployment]]
*[[USASexGuide Forum]]
*[[User Stress Syndrome]]
*[[WAXLABLTABLER]]
*[[Waterboarding]]
*[[WHY IS THERE AN ARTICLE?]]
*[[Wikipedia's Greatest Hits]]
*[[Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Body Modification]]
*[[Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases]]
*[[Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Lists]]
*[[Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Oddities]]
*[[Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Racism]]
*[[Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Sex]]
*[[William Tecumseh Sherman]]
*[[Wook]]
*[[Zombies Make me Hot]]


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Latest revision as of 23:50, 15 July 2015

What happens when you kick dan in IRC in jest
Dan gets his bottom hurt and takes away the forum again.
The Vox Kazantzakis

Kazantzakis, aka "Dan", was an ED sysop and soccer fan known mostly for his uncanny ability to throw crybaby temper tantrums and shut down the forums at the drop of a hat whenever he felt his E-Power being challenged. This behavior is a by-product of hanging around with Sherrod DeGrippo, one gains the super-human ability to be able to dish it out but not take it. The most famous of these incidents is when Kale had the audacity to kick dan in HIS IRC channel (le gasp!). Dan shut down EDF and then proceeded to hold his breath until Sherrod took kale's IRCops away 4lyf. Proof of this incident in the screencaps on the right. It is a well known fact that Dan has doo doo in his soul.


Why is Soccer so much better than Baseball?

List of Kazantzakis Originals

[18:55:48] * services.ohinternet.com sets mode: -oooooo dan azariel kale_ toastmonster F_JUNK_DUMP mediacrat
[18:55:48] * services.ohinternet.com sets mode: -q dan
[18:55:48] * services.ohinternet.com sets mode: -aaa kale_ F_JUNK_DUMP mediacrat
[18:55:48] * mediacrat sets mode: +o mediacrat
[18:55:48] * mediacrat sets mode: +a mediacrat
[18:56:48] * mediacrat sets mode: -r
[18:56:48] * &mediacrat ([email protected]) has left #forum
[18:56:55] * wit changes topic to 'RAEG�'
[18:57:11] <@F_JUNK_DUMP> Did you just dereg #forum ?
[18:57:24] * dan ([email protected]) has left #forum

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