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Is a New York [[Cat]] Serial [[Sick Fuck|Killer]] and [[unemployed|self-employed]] graphic designer who methodically killed at least four of his girlfriend's cats and tortured two others. Let it be known that a sane society would kill sick fucks like these and there is a special place in heaven for people who take care of human garbage like this guy.
Is a New York [[Cat]] Serial [[Sick Fuck|Killer]] and [[unemployed|self-employed]] graphic designer who methodically killed at least four of his girlfriend's cats and tortured two others. Let it be known that a sane society would kill sick fucks like these and there is a special place in heaven for people who take care of human garbage like this guy.
{{quote|Lynde moved into his girlfriend's Upper West Side apartment on Oct. 1, authorities said. Three days later, her 15-year-old cat, Cleo, was found dead behind a dryer with her mouth full of laundry detergent and a broken jaw. A necropsy revealed the cat had head trauma from being beaten.  A second cat, 12-year-old Zoe, suffered extensive head trauma and had to be euthanized by the end of the same month.| [http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5joXBbJRydvr5UWyKX7VQ-MeunhXAD9A7K4VG1 The Associated Press telling it like it is].}}
{{quote|Lynde moved into his girlfriend's Upper West Side apartment on Oct. 1, authorities said. Three days later, her 15-year-old cat, Cleo, was found dead behind a dryer with her mouth full of laundry detergent and a broken jaw. A necropsy revealed the cat had head trauma from being beaten.  A second cat, 12-year-old Zoe, suffered extensive head trauma and had to be euthanized by the end of the same month.| [https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna32518757 The Associated Press telling it like it is.] {{archive|eNeqW}} }}
Six months before Lynde was arrested, a warning was posted on craigslist that read, “KEEP CATS AWAY FROM THIS MAN.”  It must have been [[TL;DR]] for his [[lie|perceptive girlfriend]].
Six months before Lynde was arrested, a warning was posted on craigslist that read, “KEEP CATS AWAY FROM THIS MAN.”  It must have been [[TL;DR]] for his [[lie|perceptive girlfriend]].
Eventually he got arrested but the ex-girlfriend was too much of a pussy to testify against him in the court so he [https://gothamist.com/news/serial-cat-villain-walks-free got a deal] and walked free. Later he changed his name to {{archive|uH7cB|Sean Barry MacKenzie}} and [https://web.archive.org/web/20201111191057/http://www.homelandsecuritynewswire.com/cat-killer-sean-lynde-mackenzie-moves-cyber-extortion-cyber-harassment?page=0%2C1 moved to committing cyber-extortion].
==Our Hero==
==Our Hero==
*Name: [[Faggot|Sean Lynde]]
*Name: [[Faggot|Sean Lynde]]
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*Work Phone: +1.603.635.1076
*Work Phone: +1.603.635.1076
{{quote|Patiently waiting, taking the high road and braving the storm.|Massive faggot, twittering for sympathy}}
{{quote|Patiently waiting, taking the high road and braving the storm.|Massive faggot, twittering for sympathy}}
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==Possible Relatives==
==Possible Relatives==
*Scott Lynde
*Scott Lynde

Latest revision as of 20:09, 1 June 2023

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Lawyers send cease and desist letters all the time by Facebook message.
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Is a New York Cat Serial Killer and self-employed graphic designer who methodically killed at least four of his girlfriend's cats and tortured two others. Let it be known that a sane society would kill sick fucks like these and there is a special place in heaven for people who take care of human garbage like this guy.

   
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Lynde moved into his girlfriend's Upper West Side apartment on Oct. 1, authorities said. Three days later, her 15-year-old cat, Cleo, was found dead behind a dryer with her mouth full of laundry detergent and a broken jaw. A necropsy revealed the cat had head trauma from being beaten. A second cat, 12-year-old Zoe, suffered extensive head trauma and had to be euthanized by the end of the same month.
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— The Associated Press telling it like it is. (archive)

Six months before Lynde was arrested, a warning was posted on craigslist that read, “KEEP CATS AWAY FROM THIS MAN.” It must have been TL;DR for his perceptive girlfriend.

Eventually he got arrested but the ex-girlfriend was too much of a pussy to testify against him in the court so he got a deal and walked free. Later he changed his name to Sean Barry MacKenzie and moved to committing cyber-extortion.

Our Hero

  • Name: Sean Lynde
  • Occupation: Graphic Designer (self-employed)
  • Hobbies: Listening to music, designing torture for cats
  • Address: 68 Woodlawn Dr
  • Location: Pelham, NH
  • Zip Code: 03076
  • Country: United States
  • Email: [email protected]
  • Home Phone: +1.212.203.1554
  • Work Phone: +1.603.635.1076
   
“ 		 
Patiently waiting, taking the high road and braving the storm.
  		„
  		 

—Massive faggot, twittering for sympathy

Wanted Level:
___________________

___________________


Space Force

Possible Relatives

  • Scott Lynde
  • 68 Woodlawn Dr
  • Pelham NH 03076 US
  • 603 635 1076


  • Brian J Lynde
  • Daniel B Lynde
  • Barry S Lynde
  • Carol A Lynde

Lawlsuit

I leik Eliot Kay eh makes jewgold by defending kitty-killers and pedophiles and doesn't afraid of anything.


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