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{{frame|'''We KNOW this [[sick fuck]] posted a video of herself fucking a dog. We at [[ED]] DO NOT WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT! If you | {{frame|'''We KNOW this [[sick fuck]] posted a video of herself fucking a dog. We at [[Encyclopædia Dramatica|ED]] [[lie|DO NOT WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT]]! If [[you]] add any screenshots they better be censored or you may be [[banned|BANHAMMERED]]!'''}} | ||
{{quote|i lost a bet so what can i do, a bet's a bet..}} | {{quote|i lost a bet so what can i do, a bet's a bet..}} | ||
[[File:AlyssaR.jpg|thumb|right|A true-to-life animal lover]] | [[File:AlyssaR.jpg|thumb|right|A true-to-life [[Whore|animal lover]].]] | ||
For some human beings, pride rises above all other emotions. Such is the case of '''Alyssa Rosales''', a Mexican barely-legal from Florida who respects the ideal that "a bet is a bet" and was willing to go to extremes to do so. For Alyssa, who believes in "going big or go home", this meant fucking her dog on cam and proudly sharing it on [[Facebook]] for the public to view. A bunch of self-righteous mouth-breathing duffucks then proceeded to rag on her for fucking the dog, while presenting the sick little doggie pervert getting his rocks off as a mere ''innocent victim''. This mirrors their wider political philosophy that homeless people are lazy good-for-nothings should be chopped up as food to maintain all those poor innocent dogs in luxurious accommodations at no-kill shelters. | For some human beings, pride rises above all other emotions. Such is the case of '''Alyssa Rosales''', a [[Spics|Mexican barely-legal]] from [[Florida]] who respects the ideal that "a bet is a bet" and was willing to go to extremes to do so. For Alyssa, who believes in "going big or go home", this meant fucking her dog on cam and proudly sharing it on [[Facebook]] for the public to view. A bunch of self-righteous mouth-breathing duffucks then proceeded to rag on her for fucking the dog, while presenting the sick little doggie pervert getting his rocks off as a mere ''innocent victim''. This mirrors their wider political philosophy that homeless people are lazy good-for-nothings should be chopped up as food to maintain all those poor innocent dogs in luxurious accommodations at no-kill shelters. Currently there are several (fake) [[Facebook]] pages | ||
listing her as everything from comedian to writer to an [[lolwut|event]]. Hopefully when her 5 minutes of fame is up she'll move on to bigger and [[Mr. Hands|better things]] or become famous [[an hero|another way]] until then she's enjoying her [[haters make me famous|fame]]. | |||
==The Video== | ==The Video== | ||
The entirety of her episode lasted about 50 seconds, and was composed of her four-legged-friend furiously humping away at his owner, before receiving a second-round of oral sex. All the while Alyssa continues demanding the dog "stay" and moaning, seemingly in pleasure, only further confirming her status as a connoisseur of dog | The entirety of her episode lasted about 50 seconds, and was composed of her four-legged-friend furiously humping away at his owner, before receiving a second-round of oral sex. All the while Alyssa continues demanding that the dog "stay," and moaning, seemingly in pleasure, only further confirming her status as a connoisseur of dog dong. | ||
[[File:Alyssadog.jpg|thumb|center|The lucky gentleman himself]] | [[File:Alyssadog.jpg|thumb|center|The lucky gentleman himself]] | ||
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{{squote|Pics or it didn't happen.| Sick fucks}} | {{squote|Pics or it didn't happen.| Sick fucks}} | ||
==Gallery== | |||
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File:Y U NO FUK HUMAN BEING.jpg | |||
File:When Viral Social Media Fame goes Wrong.jpg | |||
File:OP OP OP OP OPPA DOGGY STYLE.jpg | |||
File:Watch Alyssa Rosales new video.jpg | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Dracoguard]] | *[[Dracoguard]] | ||
*[[Bestiality]] | |||
*[[Giovanna Plowman]] | *[[Giovanna Plowman]] | ||
*{{twitter|AlyssaRosales_}} | *{{twitter|AlyssaRosales_}} | ||
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[[Category:2013]] | [[Category:2013]] | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People|Rosales, Alyssa]] | ||
Latest revision as of 20:29, 28 March 2023
| We KNOW this sick fuck posted a video of herself fucking a dog. We at ED DO NOT WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT! If you add any screenshots they better be censored or you may be BANHAMMERED! |
For some human beings, pride rises above all other emotions. Such is the case of Alyssa Rosales, a Mexican barely-legal from Florida who respects the ideal that "a bet is a bet" and was willing to go to extremes to do so. For Alyssa, who believes in "going big or go home", this meant fucking her dog on cam and proudly sharing it on Facebook for the public to view. A bunch of self-righteous mouth-breathing duffucks then proceeded to rag on her for fucking the dog, while presenting the sick little doggie pervert getting his rocks off as a mere innocent victim. This mirrors their wider political philosophy that homeless people are lazy good-for-nothings should be chopped up as food to maintain all those poor innocent dogs in luxurious accommodations at no-kill shelters. Currently there are several (fake) Facebook pages listing her as everything from comedian to writer to an event. Hopefully when her 5 minutes of fame is up she'll move on to bigger and better things or become famous another way until then she's enjoying her fame.
The Video
The entirety of her episode lasted about 50 seconds, and was composed of her four-legged-friend furiously humping away at his owner, before receiving a second-round of oral sex. All the while Alyssa continues demanding that the dog "stay," and moaning, seemingly in pleasure, only further confirming her status as a connoisseur of dog dong.
Reactions
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Gallery
See also
- Dracoguard
- Bestiality
- Giovanna Plowman
AlyssaRosales_- Leviticus 20:16, which says to murderate the poor defenseless creature.
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