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[[File:Murderess of cats Melissa Bachman.jpg|thumb|400px|Melissa from Minnesota bragging about killing spree. Note the gleeful smile of this [[sick fuck]].]]
[[File:Crazy cat lady Melissa Bachman in her younger years.gif|thumb|Melissa in her younger years]]
[[File:Murderess of cats Melissa Bachman.jpg|thumb|400px|Tits Mcgoo posing with the picture that started it all.]]
[[File:Melisabachmamohman.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Her fans admire her [[Tits|talent.]]]]


'''Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy [[Camrose Cat Killers|cat murderess]] from Paynesville in [[Minnesota]] who rose to fame for bragging about killing a big cat on [[Twitter]]. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on [[Facebook]] in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing spree [http://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa demanded that her killing activity be stopped].
'''[[tits|Melissa]] "The Furry Slayer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a fat tittied [[Lesbian|huntress]] from [[Pennsylvania]] who caused [[furries|animal rights activists ]] to shit bricks with tweets of her [[Tits|Double D's]] next to freshly killed animals. A self-described trophy hunter and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the walls of the [[Internets]] in November 2013 as butthurt [[furries]] demanded that her killing spree be stopped.


In her spare time, Melissa kills whatever gets in her way, including reindeer, cats, dogs and probably even humans if she gets a chance, when she is not busy with bragging of said killing in the television show "Deadly Passion."
When she isn't finger fucking herself over the corpse of her latest kill, she's stroking her ego on her [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|self-produced television show]] "Deadly Passion."


Melissa Bachman is a half-sister of [[Erik Ribsskog]].
Today [[tits|Melissa]] can be found wedging a gun between her tits on her [http://www.melissabachman.com/#| website] where she blogs and advertises for her new-found sponsor [[Gun|Winchester]] while her [[furries|critics]] can be found congregating on their [https://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa| Facebook page] "Stop [[tits|Melissa]] Bachman" which has accumulated 361,000 [[butthurt|likes]].


==What gets her off? Killing animals for fun==
{{quote|She kills everything. Pictures of the stupid bitch smiling over the corpses of a heap of dead animals.|Killing spree wasn't [[butthurt|well received]]|center=auto}}
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File:Melissa Bachman killing bear.jpg|Melissa killing bear
File:Melissa Bachman killer.jpg|Melissa killing neighbour's kitten
File:Serial cat murderer Melissa Bachman killed Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.jpg|No christmas this year, Melissa killed Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
File:Melissa Bachman kills lion Mufasa.jpg|No more Lion King, Melissa killed Mufasa
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==Dox==
==YouTube==


D.O.B: July 17, 1984
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Phone: (320) 260-9064 (Verizon Wireless)
|<center><youtube>S-lfXCrJqB4</youtube>
;What a hunt!</center>


Address:  424 7th St E Carver, MN 55315-4530
|<center><youtube>zKiKlPkWk0s</youtube>
;"Hardcore Huntress" Bachman Slammed Over Dead Lion Photos</center>


E-mail addresses:
|<center><youtube>uOhrJs3xmlM</youtube>
*melissa_b@hotmail.com
;Celebrity Animal Hunter Under Fire for Smiling During Kill Shot</center>
*mbachman@namginc.com
 
*melissa@melissabachman.com
|<center><youtube>5NtuBqzHTcw</youtube>
*melissa_bachman@hotmail.com
;Melissa Bachman haters, get over it!</center>
*melissa_bachman@yahoo.com
 
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==Gallery of [[tits|Melissa]]==
 
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File:Serial cat murderer Melissa Bachman killed Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.jpg|No christmas this year, [[tits|Melissa]] killed Rudolph.
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==See also==
==See also==
*[[Puppy Pitcher]]
*[[Camrose Cat Killers]]
*[[Camrose Cat Killers]]
*[[Cheyenne Cherry]]
*[[Kenny Glenn The Animal Abuser]]
*[[Luka Magnotta]]
*[[Luka Magnotta]]


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[[Category:People|Bachman, Melissa]]

Latest revision as of 00:41, 19 April 2014

Melissa in her younger years
Tits Mcgoo posing with the picture that started it all.
Her fans admire her talent.

Melissa "The Furry Slayer" Bachman (born July 17, 1984) is a fat tittied huntress from Pennsylvania who caused animal rights activists to shit bricks with tweets of her Double D's next to freshly killed animals. A self-described trophy hunter and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the walls of the Internets in November 2013 as butthurt furries demanded that her killing spree be stopped.

When she isn't finger fucking herself over the corpse of her latest kill, she's stroking her ego on her self-produced television show "Deadly Passion."

Today Melissa can be found wedging a gun between her tits on her website where she blogs and advertises for her new-found sponsor Winchester while her critics can be found congregating on their Facebook page "Stop Melissa Bachman" which has accumulated 361,000 likes.

   
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She kills everything. Pictures of the stupid bitch smiling over the corpses of a heap of dead animals.
  		„
  		 

—Killing spree wasn't well received

YouTube

What a hunt!

"Hardcore Huntress" Bachman Slammed Over Dead Lion Photos

Celebrity Animal Hunter Under Fire for Smiling During Kill Shot

Melissa Bachman haters, get over it!

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Gallery of Melissa

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  • No christmas this year, Melissa killed Rudolph.
    No christmas this year, Melissa killed Rudolph.

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