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'''Zach Braff'''<sup>[[Jew|✡]]</sup> is a "[[comedian]]" best known for his 7+ years playing Dr. John "J.D" Dorian on the [[unfunny]] TV shitcom, [[Shit nobody cares about|''Scrubs'']]. He is also [[2008|last year]]'s [[Chuck Norris|"little black dress"]] thanks to the [[semen|pearls of wisdom]] that ([[Captain Obvious|allegedly]]) spew forth from his lips. | '''Zach Braff'''<sup>[[Jew|✡]]</sup> is a "[[comedian]]" with the face of a dead catfish best known for his 7+ years playing Dr. John "J.D" Dorian on the [[unfunny]] TV shitcom, [[Shit nobody cares about|''Scrubs'']]. He is also [[2008|last year]]'s [[Chuck Norris|"little black dress"]] thanks to the [[semen|pearls of wisdom]] that ([[Captain Obvious|allegedly]]) spew forth from his lips. | ||
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Zach Braff quotes also come in handy when you've posted something [[offensive]] on your facebook etc. When the [[BAWWW]]fags start griping that you're a [[homophobic]], anti-[[Jews|semetic]] [[misogynist]], blame it on Zach Braff. | Zach Braff quotes also come in handy when you've posted something [[offensive]] on your facebook etc. When the [[BAWWW]]fags start griping that you're a [[homophobic]], anti-[[Jews|semetic]] [[misogynist]], blame it on Zach Braff. | ||
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Latest revision as of 13:58, 10 August 2018
Zach Braff✡ is a "comedian" with the face of a dead catfish best known for his 7+ years playing Dr. John "J.D" Dorian on the unfunny TV shitcom, Scrubs. He is also last year's "little black dress" thanks to the pearls of wisdom that (allegedly) spew forth from his lips.
Zach Braff Quotes
An Internet phenomenon akin to Chuck Norris jokes, Zach Braff Quotes is a meme that had been bubbling along through the tubes since late 2007. However, during the summer of 2008, these 'quotes' got a boost in the ratings thanks to being picked up by the Internet Meme Machine on /b/. Thusly, like the Rickroll, lolcats and numerous other 4chan favorites, Zach Braff Quotes were thrust into the Pop Culture mainstream. Since 2013, some Aspie fuck make fun of the Zach Braff quotes so much that now it rests locked for eternity.
The M.O.
Basically, you make up some shit and attribute it to Zach Braff. That is all. Trying to be lulzy helps but you ideally want to be as offensive and lulzy as possible. In other words, shit a /b/tard would say. A proper Braff quote will appear harmless or nonsensical on its own, but gain an entirely new, generally offensive meaning given the context in the attribution.
Correctly excecuted quotes
Correct ZB Quotes are not funny until you read the subtext and find out what they are about. Apparently this concept is harder to grasp than the theory of relativity.
—Zach Braff on rape |
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...and more...
—Zach Braff on wheelchair ramps |
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...and even moar....
—Zach Braff on the Holocaust. |
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Zach Braff quotes also come in handy when you've posted something offensive on your facebook etc. When the BAWWWfags start griping that you're a homophobic, anti-semetic misogynist, blame it on Zach Braff.
See Also
- Unfunny
- Chuck Norris
- SUP DAWG
- Michael J. Fox
- Jerry Seinfeld, his alter ego.
External Links
- wikiquote has a page on Zach Braff quotes. You know what to do. (PROTIP: DON'T DO IT ALL AT ONCE! Add a single quote every other week or something).
- Zach Braff on reddit? Looks legit
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Zach Braff Quotes is part of a series on Visit the Television Portal for complete coverage. |