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[[image:Turtoise attempts escape.jpg|thumb|280px|"Desperation is the raw material of drastic change."<br /> - ''William S. Burroughs'']]
[[Image:Turtoise attempts escape.jpg|thumb|280px|"Desperation is the raw material of drastic change."<br /> &mdash;''William S. Burroughs'']]
 
'''Turtles''' could refer to:
'''Turtles''' could refer to:


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*[[Turtleguy]] - lame-photo-turned-meme
*[[Turtleguy]] - lame-photo-turned-meme
*[[Turtle-guy]] - a pedophile
*[[Turtle-guy]] - a pedophile
*[[Ceiling Cat|New Monitoring Turtle]]


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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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File:Turtle Brush.gif
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File:Angry_Turtle.jpg
File:Angry_Turtle.jpg
File:Turtle Dick.jpg|benis
File:That turtle has a briefcase.jpg
File:That turtle has a briefcase.jpg
File:Squarshedturtle.jpg
File:Squarshedturtle.jpg|[[Mario]] did this.
File:Turtles_-_Sellers.jpg
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==Pervurtled sex==
Ever wondered what the ecstatic lust of a turtle with a foot-fetish sounds like? We have just the thing for you!<br><br>
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Latest revision as of 13:07, 10 May 2017

"Desperation is the raw material of drastic change."
William S. Burroughs

Turtles could refer to:

Gallery

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Pervurtled sex

Ever wondered what the ecstatic lust of a turtle with a foot-fetish sounds like? We have just the thing for you!



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