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An Internet Jihadist is a combination of sand nigger and Internet tough guy. Generally, an Internet Jihadist will start his online jihad by stating how butthurt he was because someone did something that he felt was most uncool.

While the CIA, FBI, NSA, and the Media take the threat of Muslims on the Internet making death threats seriously, the expert troll will quickly, and rightfully, dismiss this butthurt as classic Internet Tough Guy behavior.

The final solution for Haji is a ticket to Cuba complements of the United States Government.

Thing an Internet Jihadist will blow himself up about

  • Danish Cartoons
  • American Comedians who make jokes about terrorists
  • Muslim women who show their ankles
  • Women reading, voting, driving, or doing anything else for that matter
  • Jews
  • American culture
  • Evangelicals who hate Muslims
  • American intervention
  • United Nations fuck-ups. (At least the Americans know what the hell they are doing. See Libya.)
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Big Players

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi • Anders Behring Breivik • Antifa • Australians • Barack Obama • Black Lives Matter • Brenton Tarrant • Cho Seung-Hui • Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain • DisruptJ20 • Dnepropetrovsk maniacs • George Soros • George W. Bush • Grog • Jack Gilbert Graham • John Walker Lindh • Matthew Murray • Michael Moore • Mohamed Abdulaziz Rashid Saeed-Alim • Muslims • Osama Bin Laden • Philip Manshaus • Robert Hawkins • Sharjah Ruler • Sam Hyde • The Finnisher • The Unabrower • Timothy McVeigh • Unabomber

Terrorist Groups, Beliefs and Causes

Arab • Axis of Evil • Binghampton • Iran • Ireland • Islam • Israel • Maniacs Murder Cult • Pakistan • Palestine • Sudan

Terrorist Actions

1-14 Jakarta Attacks • 2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing • American Airlines Flight 63 • Ariana Grande Massacre • ATHF Terrorist Attack • Beheading videos • Binghampton Tet Offensive • BLMKidnapping • Boston Marathon Bombing • Breitscheidplatz • Columbine • Crocus City Hall Massacre • Dallas Police Shootings • Delaware State University Shooting • Gaza War • Halle synagogue shooting • Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre • London Bridge Attack 2017 • Mass Shooting • Narcovideos • Nice Truck Attack 2016 • Nitroglycerin • Occupy Wall Street • Oklahoma City Bombing • Paris Mass Shooting • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Pulse Nightclub Massacre • Police Brutality • Ramadan Van Man • Reina Nightclub Massacre • VTech • Waco • WTC

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