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#WAAAAAHmbulance
#WAAAAAHmbulance
#WAHmbulance
#WAHmbulance
#Hambulance (in reference to a [[fat whore]])
#Hambulance (in reference to a [[fat whore]]) or to [[you]] after the doctors cut a hole in your house, and loaded [[you]] up on a flat- bed truck with a fork lift to send you to a fatty hospital because you got picked to be on MY 1,200 POUND LIFE.
#[[Epic Beard Man|Amber Lamps]]
#[[Epic Beard Man|Amber Lamps]]


==Usage==   
==Usage==   
*''"Somebody call the waaaambulance!"''
*''"Somebody call the waaaambulance!"''
*''"Shit! We need an LJ waaaambulance!"''
*''"Shit! We need an [[LJ]] waaaambulance!"''
*''"Someone call the waaambulance! We have an emo-gency!"''
*''"Someone call the waaambulance! We have an [[emo]]-gency!"''
*''"If she eats any more she'll need a Hambulance."
*''"If she eats any more she'll need a [[Hambeast|Hambulance]]."
*''"Bring amber lamps"
*''"[[Epic Beard Guy|Bring amber lamps]]"


==Bruce Willis: The Kid (movie)==
==Bruce Willis: The Kid (movie)==
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Image:Ambulance2.jpg|The waaambulance LJ Award
Image:Ambulance2.jpg|The waaambulance LJ Award
Image:Waaaambulance-1.jpg|WEEOOOWEEOOOWEEOOO
Image:Waaaambulance-1.jpg|WEEOOOWEEOOOWEEOOO
Image:Wambulance-Caption.jpg|Someone has gotta call them
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*[[Amber Lamps]]
*[[Amber Lamps]]
*[[BAWWW]]
*[[BAWWW]]
*[[Crybaby]]
*[[List of reasons why ED is a waste of time, promotionally]] - A /b/tard calling the waaambulance on [[ED]].
*[[List of reasons why ED is a waste of time, promotionally]] - A /b/tard calling the waaambulance on [[ED]].
*[[Manly Tears]]
*[[Manly Tears]]
*[[Adele]]
*[[Adele]]
*[[You Bawww, You Lose]]
*[[You Bawww, You Lose]]
*[[Trigger Warning]]
*[[Safe Space]] - The destination of Waaaambulances after being called.


==Links==
==External Links==
 
* <s>[http://waaahmbulance.ytmnd.com/ A stolen waaahmbulance]</s> (No longer exists)
* [http://www.kobrascorner.com/shit/stop-whining.php Some whiny teenager] used this pic and linked to this article on his [[blog]].


*<s>[http://waaahmbulance.ytmnd.com/ A stolen waaahmbulance]</s> (No longer exists)
*[http://www.kobrascorner.com/shit/stop-whining.php Some whiny teenager] used this pic and linked to this article on his [[blog]].


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Latest revision as of 04:26, 25 February 2022

Holy Shit, whining

An Engrish term you call into a comment war when Godwin's Law fails. Can be accessed by dialing whine-one-one (Not to be confused with 9/11).

When & Where To Use It

Transform into Whaaambulance mode!

Variations

  1. Bawwwww
  2. WAAAAAHmbulance
  3. WAHmbulance
  4. Hambulance (in reference to a fat whore) or to you after the doctors cut a hole in your house, and loaded you up on a flat- bed truck with a fork lift to send you to a fatty hospital because you got picked to be on MY 1,200 POUND LIFE.
  5. Amber Lamps

Usage

  • "Somebody call the waaaambulance!"
  • "Shit! We need an LJ waaaambulance!"
  • "Someone call the waaambulance! We have an emo-gency!"
  • "If she eats any more she'll need a Hambulance."
  • "Bring amber lamps"

Bruce Willis: The Kid (movie)

The short video below shows a scene from Bruce Willis' movie The Kid, which some people believe is the word's origin.

Transformers: The Movie

One of the main characters of the Bay-movie Transformers stars is the well known Ratchet. Little is it known that his toy was repainted into a waaaambulance, and sold as a target exclusive. Go buy your transforming waaambulence today for the Jew price of $20.

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