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[[image:Libya after feb.png|thumb|left|Libyan flag after the [[lulz|revolution]]]]
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[[image:Gaddafi Winning!.jpg|thumb|At First i was like]]
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[[image:Gaddafideadphoto.jpg|thumb|But then..]]
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The Arab spring, Is a festival where the Arabs celebrate their kings, It was first made in 700 A.D, When the [[muslim]]s overthrew the [[nazi|kuffar]] From mecca,Since then, Every 42 years, The [[Arabs]] will overthrow the government, And then have a shitload of civil wars after, Then have another king, And it repeats
[[image:Libya deal with it.jpg|thumb|seif, telling libyans to deal with it!]]
[[image:Libya poker face.jpg|thumb| :/]]
The '''Arab Spring''' is a festival in which Arabs celebrate their kings. The custom was founded in 700 AD, when the [[Muslim]]s overthrew the [[nazi|kuffar]] from Mecca. Since then, every 42 years, the [[Arabs]] overthrow the government and then have a shitload of civil wars afterwards. They then install another king, and the cycle repeats once more.
[[File:Seid alislam rapping.jpg|thumb| They see me rolling!]]
[[File:Arab banhammer.jpg|thumb|left| What will really [[banhammer|happen]] to the [[Jews]] After the Arab Spring is finally over]]
 
== History ==


== Why did it happen lately? ==
[[image:Arab spring in short.jpg|thumb|Pretty much the whole thing in short..]]
As far as everyone knows, Some [[faggot]] [[an_hero|burned himself alive]] in Tunis, Because he didn't have enough [[money]] to buy a [[women]] slave and get laid, Since then, All the [[Arabs]] decided its about time they declare war on every person that lives in Arabia, Killing each other in a series of civil wars that no one understands or cares about,it has started somewhere in december 2010 and is still going on even now...
It first happened in Mecca around 700 AD, when the Muslims were being [[holocaust]]ed by the [[Nazis|Kuffar]] of qurish. The [[Muslim]]s decided it was about time they started holocausting people too, so [[hax|somehow]] they got [[over 9000|10,000]] soldiers and marched to Mecca. At the sight of this glorious tide of brown people, the kuffar [[pussy|surrendered]]. Because it was spring at the time (spring in Arabia being just the same sand hole), the [[Jews]] decided to troll them and call it the ''Arab Spring'', and the name stuck. Filthy Jews.


== Why did it happen recently? ==


== History ==
As far as anyone knows, some [[faggot]] [[an hero|burned himself alive]] in Tunis because he didn't have enough [[money]] to buy a [[woman|slave]] and get laid. Since then, all the [[Arabs]] decided it's about time they declared war on every person that lives in Arabia, killing each other in a series of civil wars that no one understands or really cares about. It started somewhere in December, [[2010]] and is still ongoing even now.
[[image:Arab spring in short.jpg|thumb|Pretty much the whole thing in short..]]
It first happened in mecca,At 700 A.D ,When the Muslims were being [[holocaust]]ed By the [[Nazis|Kuffar]] of qurish,The [[Muslim]]s Decided it was about time they started holocausting people too, so [[hax|somehow]] they got [[over_9000|10'000]] Soldiers ,And they marched to mecca, At which, The kuffar [[pussy|surrendered]], And because it was spring at that time (Spring in Arabia is just the same sand hole), The [[Jews]] said lets troll them and call it the Arabs spring, And so its still knows as the Arab spring.


== In Tunis ==
== In Tunis ==
Some [[butthurt]] Guy [[an_hero|Burned himself alive]] Because he wasn't laid, causing [[communists]],[[nazis]],And [[jews]], To come out and demand to get laid [[unrealistic_expectations|NAO]], Ben Ali Didn't give a fuck, And continued his [[fapping]] to [[gay porn]],The people knew that they weren't gonna get laid, So they decided to do what they are good at, [[terrorism]]!,So they started burning houses and markets down for the [[lulz]],At which, Ben Ali was like " Fuck dis shit, I'm Out!", And fled to [[Saudi Arabia]] and contiunued his [[fapping]] there,bircks were shat When the old party, The one that Ben Ali made, Remained in power, And declared emergency,The [[Jews]] Were still [[butthurt]], So they kept protesting,Until, Prime Minister Mohamed Ghannouchi, [[troll|trolled]] the old party, And removed all the old members,So he can keep Tunis to himself,but then, The [[Jews]] Kept protesting,And Ghannouchi was forced to [[pussy|resign]],[[NO_U|and Béji Caïd Essebsi became Prime Minister.]]


[[lulz]] Ensued, When a [[Muslim]] Party, Won [[cheat|37% of the vote]], And elected [[lies|47 wimmins to the Constituent Assembly]], And even now, [[lulz]] Are still being had..   
Some [[butthurt]] guy [[an hero|Burned himself alive]] because he wasn't laid, causing [[communists]],[[nazis]], and [[jews]] to come out and demand to get laid [[unrealistic expectations|NAO]]. Ben Ali didn't give a fuck, and continued his [[fapping]] to [[gay porn]]. The people knew that they weren't gonna get laid, so they decided to do what they are good at, [[terrorism]]! Along that vein, they started burning houses and markets down for the [[lulz]], at which point Ben Ali was like "Fuck dis shit, I'm out!" and fled to [[Saudi Arabia]] to continue his [[fapping]] there. Bricks were shat when the old party, the one that Ben Ali made, remained in power and declared an emergency. The [[Jews]] were still [[butthurt]], so they kept protesting until Prime Minister Mohamed Ghannouchi, [[troll|trolled]] the old party by removing all the old members so he can keep Tunis to himself. Then, the [[Jews]] kept protesting and Ghannouchi was forced to [[pussy|resign]]. [[NO U|Béji Caïd Essebsi became Prime Minister.]]
 
[[Lulz]] ensued when a [[Muslim]] party won [[cheat|37% of the vote]] and elected [[lies|47 wimmins to the Constituent Assembly]]. Even now, [[lulz]] are still being had.   
[[image:Ben_ali_escaped.jpg|thumb|Some guy screaming in the streets, BEN ALI ESCAPED!!1 BEN ALI ESCAPED!, [[O RLY]]?]]
[[image:Ben_ali_escaped.jpg|thumb|Some guy screaming in the streets, BEN ALI ESCAPED!!1 BEN ALI ESCAPED!, [[O RLY]]?]]


== In [[Egypt]] ==
[[File:Protest selfi.jpg|thumb|left|Best time to take a selfie is during a protest i always say!]]
Inspired by the [[retards|uprisings]] in Tunisia, the Egyptians said "Hey, why not join the celebration?" On January [[2011]] Egypt joined the shitstorm. The government responded simply with a "[[NO U]]," and shut down all the [[Internets]] in Egypt, a move that made all the [[American]] tourists leave. Mubarak then [[trolled]] all of the government by dismissing all of the current ministers because they were [[pwn|pwning]] him in [[Counter Strike]]. He then hired a bunch of [[trolls]] as ministers and a [[newfag]] as vice president, a move that really helped him remain in power, because in 10 February [[lol|said vice president became president]] due to Mubarak's desire to [[pussy]] out. He then changed his mind and decided to stay in power for the rest of his term, which, in Egypt, is [[over 9000]] years. [[Jews]] protested with all their might the next day, and the vice president then said that Mubarak [[pussy|resigned]] and transferred all his powers to the [[nazis|armed forces of Egypt]].
The [[lulz]] didn't end there, because said armed forces decided to show how "fair" they are and appointed a [[newfag|civilian]] as prime minister of Egypt.
However, [[Jews]] were still protesting, saying that the armed forces won't give them democracy.
Despite that, when the first democratically elected president, Morsi, came to power, they bawwwed! Probably because he was a [[Muslim]], and the armed forces decided to [[troll]] him and removed him from power.
Even with that, the [[Jews]] are still protesting for some reason, and nobody in the world gives a fuck anyway, so no harm done. Jews gonna Jew.
   
== In [[Libya]] ==
== In [[Libya]] ==
[[image:Libya after feb.png|frame|Libyan flag after the [[lulz|revolution]]]]
 
[[image:COMMY_LIBYA.png|frame|Libyan Flag after operation dignity]]
One fine day, Ghaddafi decided to [[troll]] the [[Libya]]ns by [[holocaust|gassing, burning, and raping]] some people who demanded [[freedom]]. When the Libyans asked the government why said raepage occurred, Seif al-islam (Ghaddafi's little princess) told them to simply "[[Deal with it]]". At this point, the Libyans [[anti lulz|Declared war on the lulz]] and started going out into the streets. In response, Ghaddafi trolled them again by ordering all his soldiers, cops, and militias to [[banhammer]] everyone on the streets. It was going perfectly well and [[lulz]]ily until Al-Jewzeera sent a [[whore]] to Obama, who gave him enough blow jobs to convince him to attack Libya. Thus, [[America]] joined the war on the [[lulz]], but because [[Obama]] was such a [[pussy]], he called on [[World War 2|THE WHOLE WORLD TO JOIN THE WAR]]. [[Russia]], on the other hand, did not betray the [[lulz]], and did all it [[blow job|could]] [[anal|do]] to stop the [[war]] on the [[lulz]], but [[fail]]ed badly, and ghaddafi was [[pwned]].
[[image:ISISflag.jpg|frame|Libyan Flag Now]]
[[image:Libya deal with it.jpg|thumb| seif, telling libyans to deal with it!]]
[[image:Libya poker face.jpg|thumb| :/]]
one day, Ghaddafi decided to [[troll]] the [[Libya]]ns,By [[holocaust| gasing, burning,And raping]] Some people who demanded [[freedom]],When the Libyans asked the goverment why did they do that, Seif al-islam (Ghaddafi's Little princess) told them simply to "Deal With It",At which,The Libyans [[anti_lulz|Declared war on the lulz]],And started going out into the streets, At which, Ghaddafi trolled again, By ordering all his soldiers,cops,And militias, To [[banhammer]] Everyone on the streets,It was going fine and [[lulz]]y,Untill, Al-Jewzeera, Sent a [[whore]] To obama, Who gave him so many blow jobs,until, he decided to attack libya, thus, [[America]] joined the war on the [[lulz]],But because [[Obama]] was such a [[pussy]], he called on THE WHOLE WORLD TO THE WAR,[[Russia]], On the other hand, Did not betray the [[lulz]],And did all it [[blow_job|can]] [[anal|do]] to stop the [[war]] on the [[lulz]],but [[fail]]ed badly,And ghaddafi was [[pwned]]..


BUT!
BUT!
The [[lulz]] didn't stop!, When al-Qaeda,Decided it was a perfect trolling opportunity, So they sent in the [[trolls]],the trolls had success at the time between [[2012]] to [[2013]],Until,[[nazi|General Hafter, Decided it was time he became Ghaddafi mark 2.0, Declared the 2nd [[war]] on the [[lulz]]
The [[lulz]] didn't stop!. When al-Qaeda decided it was a perfect trolling opportunity, they sent in the [[trolls]]. They had [[Borat|great success]] from [[2012]] to [[2013]] until [[Nazi|General Hafter]] decided it was time he became Ghaddafi Mk 2, declaring the 2nd [[war]] on the [[lulz]].
The [[war]] is still going on even now..
The [[war]] rages to this day.
 
== In [[Yemen]] ==
 
[[File:Yemen_flow_chart1.jpg|center|700px]]
 
== Gallery ==
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File:Women arab spring.jpg|Arab feminists
File:Arabs.jpg |What truly is happening
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File:arab_annon.jpg|Annon was the main reason the Arab Spring happened
File:Burning american flag lulz.jpg|A great victory during the war on the lulz in [[Libya]]
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== See Also ==
*[[Islam]]
*[[Arabs]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Troll]]
*[[Syria]]
*[[Bahrain]]
*[[Iraq]]
*[[Libya]]
*[[Egypt]]
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The Arab Spring is a festival in which Arabs celebrate their kings. The custom was founded in 700 AD, when the Muslims overthrew the kuffar from Mecca. Since then, every 42 years, the Arabs overthrow the government and then have a shitload of civil wars afterwards. They then install another king, and the cycle repeats once more.

They see me rolling!
What will really happen to the Jews After the Arab Spring is finally over

History

Pretty much the whole thing in short..

It first happened in Mecca around 700 AD, when the Muslims were being holocausted by the Kuffar of qurish. The Muslims decided it was about time they started holocausting people too, so somehow they got 10,000 soldiers and marched to Mecca. At the sight of this glorious tide of brown people, the kuffar surrendered. Because it was spring at the time (spring in Arabia being just the same sand hole), the Jews decided to troll them and call it the Arab Spring, and the name stuck. Filthy Jews.

Why did it happen recently?

As far as anyone knows, some faggot burned himself alive in Tunis because he didn't have enough money to buy a slave and get laid. Since then, all the Arabs decided it's about time they declared war on every person that lives in Arabia, killing each other in a series of civil wars that no one understands or really cares about. It started somewhere in December, 2010 and is still ongoing even now.

In Tunis

Some butthurt guy Burned himself alive because he wasn't laid, causing communists,nazis, and jews to come out and demand to get laid NAO. Ben Ali didn't give a fuck, and continued his fapping to gay porn. The people knew that they weren't gonna get laid, so they decided to do what they are good at, terrorism! Along that vein, they started burning houses and markets down for the lulz, at which point Ben Ali was like "Fuck dis shit, I'm out!" and fled to Saudi Arabia to continue his fapping there. Bricks were shat when the old party, the one that Ben Ali made, remained in power and declared an emergency. The Jews were still butthurt, so they kept protesting until Prime Minister Mohamed Ghannouchi, trolled the old party by removing all the old members so he can keep Tunis to himself. Then, the Jews kept protesting and Ghannouchi was forced to resign. Béji Caïd Essebsi became Prime Minister.

Lulz ensued when a Muslim party won 37% of the vote and elected 47 wimmins to the Constituent Assembly. Even now, lulz are still being had.

Some guy screaming in the streets, BEN ALI ESCAPED!!1 BEN ALI ESCAPED!, O RLY?

In Egypt

Best time to take a selfie is during a protest i always say!

Inspired by the uprisings in Tunisia, the Egyptians said "Hey, why not join the celebration?" On January 2011 Egypt joined the shitstorm. The government responded simply with a "NO U," and shut down all the Internets in Egypt, a move that made all the American tourists leave. Mubarak then trolled all of the government by dismissing all of the current ministers because they were pwning him in Counter Strike. He then hired a bunch of trolls as ministers and a newfag as vice president, a move that really helped him remain in power, because in 10 February said vice president became president due to Mubarak's desire to pussy out. He then changed his mind and decided to stay in power for the rest of his term, which, in Egypt, is over 9000 years. Jews protested with all their might the next day, and the vice president then said that Mubarak resigned and transferred all his powers to the armed forces of Egypt.

The lulz didn't end there, because said armed forces decided to show how "fair" they are and appointed a civilian as prime minister of Egypt. However, Jews were still protesting, saying that the armed forces won't give them democracy. Despite that, when the first democratically elected president, Morsi, came to power, they bawwwed! Probably because he was a Muslim, and the armed forces decided to troll him and removed him from power. Even with that, the Jews are still protesting for some reason, and nobody in the world gives a fuck anyway, so no harm done. Jews gonna Jew.

In Libya

One fine day, Ghaddafi decided to troll the Libyans by gassing, burning, and raping some people who demanded freedom. When the Libyans asked the government why said raepage occurred, Seif al-islam (Ghaddafi's little princess) told them to simply "Deal with it". At this point, the Libyans Declared war on the lulz and started going out into the streets. In response, Ghaddafi trolled them again by ordering all his soldiers, cops, and militias to banhammer everyone on the streets. It was going perfectly well and lulzily until Al-Jewzeera sent a whore to Obama, who gave him enough blow jobs to convince him to attack Libya. Thus, America joined the war on the lulz, but because Obama was such a pussy, he called on THE WHOLE WORLD TO JOIN THE WAR. Russia, on the other hand, did not betray the lulz, and did all it could do to stop the war on the lulz, but failed badly, and ghaddafi was pwned.

BUT! The lulz didn't stop!. When al-Qaeda decided it was a perfect trolling opportunity, they sent in the trolls. They had great success from 2012 to 2013 until General Hafter decided it was time he became Ghaddafi Mk 2, declaring the 2nd war on the lulz. The war rages to this day.

In Yemen

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