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[[ | '''"[[Virgin|Bitches Don't Know Bout My Dick]]"''' was a phrase coined by producer/composer/[[fgt]] "BlingBling" of Colesville, Maryland in the [[last Thursday|summer of 2004]], in his short song entitled "Bitches Don't Know". The song was created to parody the lyrics typically found in most [[rap|gangsta rap]] and crunk music of the time. [[Jew gold|Bling]] was part of the Colesville satire band/group the "Stonegate Ballers," also known as the "Mic Fellowship" and the "Coalition of the Willingly Crunk," signed to Full Force Entertainment of Silver Spring, Maryland. I'm pretty sure [[You |you]] will [[Secks |get laid]] before he does. | ||
== Internet Phenomenon == | |||
The short phrase later became popular in late 2006 as an "[[Internet disease]]" photo, or massively popular photo used for [[shoop|montages/photoshop]] comedy, after a [[wigger]] wearing a T-Shirt bearing the phrase surfaced on the Internet. The wigger is, in reality, '''Rich''' [last name omitted], co-founder of Full Force Entertainment, who took the picture as a comedy stunt in an attempt to prove that he was [[faggot|comfortable with his masculinity]] (a lulzy endeavor due to the common knowledge that all white "gangstas" pack as much sausage as a Jewish deli and participate in much literal butthurt). | The short phrase later became popular in late 2006 as an "[[Internet disease]]" photo, or massively popular photo used for [[shoop|montages/photoshop]] comedy, after a [[wigger]] wearing a T-Shirt bearing the phrase surfaced on the Internet. The wigger is, in reality, '''Rich''' [last name omitted], co-founder of Full Force Entertainment, who took the picture as a comedy stunt in an attempt to prove that he was [[faggot|comfortable with his masculinity]] (a lulzy endeavor due to the common knowledge that all white "gangstas" pack as much sausage as a Jewish deli and participate in much literal butthurt). | ||
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== Do It Rite == | == Do It Rite == | ||
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#Acquire a [[wikipedia:Cooper Black|Cooper Black]] style font, such as [http://www.fontemple.com/free-download/2488-CooperBT-Black.html Cooper BT Black], [http://www.fontemple.com/free-download/2484-Cooper-Black-ATT.html Cooper Black] or [http://www.fontstock.net/10737/cookie-regular.html Cookie Regular]. | [[Image:Bitchesdontknowobamasucks.jpg|thumb|[[Sheneequa|Black bitch]]]] [[doing it wrong|didn't know how to do it right.]] | ||
#In ALL CAPS, write: | |||
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#:DON'T KNOW | # In ALL CAPS, write: | ||
#:BOUT MY | #: BITCHES | ||
#:X | #: DON'T KNOW | ||
#Tilt it slightly to the right using the move tool. | #: BOUT MY | ||
#'''[[Protip]]''': If using [[Photoshop]] or [[GIMP]], it helps if you take those Rastarized text layers which you just slightly tilted to the right, and apply .5 Gaussian Blur. | #: X | ||
#[[????]] | # Tilt it slightly to the right using the move tool. | ||
#[[Profit]] | # '''[[Protip]]''': If using [[Photoshop]] or [[GIMP]], it helps if you take those Rastarized text layers which you just slightly tilted to the right, and apply .5 Gaussian Blur. | ||
# [[????]] | |||
# [[Profit]] | |||
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{{cg|Bitches Don't Know Bout My Gallery|bitchesdontknowgallery|center|<gallery> | ==Gallery!== | ||
{{cg|Bitches Don't Know Bout My Gallery|bitchesdontknowgallery|center|<gallery perrow="6"> | |||
<!--Missing: File:nuttyDick.jpg--> | |||
File:Bitchesdontknowaboutmyexploitability.png|Oh exploitable | |||
File:BOUTMYNORTON.png|Bitches don't know bout my [[I got Norton|Norton]] | |||
File:SNAPE_KILLS_DUMBLEDORE.jpg|[[Snape kills Dumbledore|Bitches probably know about this]]. | |||
File:never_be_the_same.jpg|They'll never be the [[Jessi Slaughter|same]]. | |||
File:Jimmybitches.jpg | File:Jimmybitches.jpg | ||
File:Bitchesdontknowmudkip.jpg|[[Mudkipz|BITCHES DONT KNOW THAT YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ]] | File:Bitchesdontknowmudkip.jpg|[[Mudkipz|BITCHES DONT KNOW THAT YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ]] | ||
File:Keyboard_cat_dont_know_edited-1.jpg | |||
File:Cyberpolicing.jpg|[[Doctor Who|Cybermen]] keeping trolls away from [[Jessi Slaughter]] | File:Cyberpolicing.jpg|[[Doctor Who|Cybermen]] keeping trolls away from [[Jessi Slaughter]] | ||
File:Lady-Gaga_dont-know-about-my-dick_L.jpg|[[O RLY?]] | |||
File:Inner-wolf.png|Jesus Christ [[wolfaboo]]s, we ''do'' know, you won't stop telling us | File:Inner-wolf.png|Jesus Christ [[wolfaboo]]s, we ''do'' know, you won't stop telling us | ||
File:VSdbk.PNG|[[VampiricSpektor]]. | |||
File:Concubines Knoweth Not of Mine Own Sizeable Shaft.jpg|[[Bayeux Tapestry]] version. | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6"> | |||
File:BDKpetras.PNG|[[Kim Petras|But bitches DO know]]. | |||
File:God.png|[[God|Bitches don't know bout God's Love!]] | |||
File:BitchesDontKnowBoutmahSandvich.jpg|[[Team Fortress 2|Bitches dont know bout my sandvich]] | File:BitchesDontKnowBoutmahSandvich.jpg|[[Team Fortress 2|Bitches dont know bout my sandvich]] | ||
File:Flux_Capacitor.jpg|Capacitor Bitches | |||
File:Rollingbitch.jpg | |||
File:OBAMA_NOTHER_PIG_STOOLIE.jpg|Bitches don't know about [[Black_Jesus|my]] Change! | |||
File:Bitches-Exploitable.jpg|[[Oh, exploitable]] | |||
File:NUTTYBETCH.jpg|[[nuttymadam3575]] | |||
File:Grbgeday.jpg|[[Garbage Day|GARBAGE DAY!?]] | |||
File:BOUT_MY_ZUUL.jpg|ONLY ZUUL | |||
File:BOUT_MY_ALCOHOL.jpg | |||
File:BOUT_MY_MEME.jpg|[[Milhouse]] is NOT a [[meme]] | |||
File:MY_DICK_DONT_KNOW.jpg|The [[Truth]] is out. | |||
File:BOUT_MY_FUCKING_CAT.jpg|Bitches don't know bout my [[That_Fucking_Cat|Fucking Cat]] | |||
File:Duntnoboutmahlazar.png|BITCHES DONT KNOW BOUT MAH [[LAZAR]] | |||
File:Bitchesdontknow-n64.PNG|NINTENDO 64!!!! | |||
File:Bitches_dont_know_bout_spy.jpg|[[Team Fortress 2|Spah sappin' mah bitches!]] | |||
File:vitobitchesdontknow.PNG|ABACUS!!!11!one! | |||
File:BitchesDONTknow.jpg|Bitches Don't Know About His Nades. | |||
File:Bitchesdontknowaboutpaulfetch.jpg | |||
File:SuperBitches.jpg|Shoulda stayed in the [[Fallout 3|vault]]. | |||
File:BITCHESDONTKNOWBOUTMYEYEBALL.jpg | |||
File:Gee-Bitches-Two-Wieners.jpg|[[Gee Bill|Gee bitches, two wieners]]! | |||
File:Boutmygagamba.jpg | |||
File:Shirt_palin.jpg|But... Bitches DO know. | |||
File:JStar Bitches Dont Know.jpg|Bitches Don't Know Bout <s>her</s> <s>his</s> <s>IT'S</s> [[Grammar nazi|its]] gender. | |||
File:BitchesDontKnowImWithStupid.JPG|Bitches Don't Know My Mom Made It | |||
File:Maddy_McCann.jpg|[[Madeleine McCann]] says "Bitches don't know 'bout my whereabouts | |||
File:BillyFactor.jpg|[[Billo The Clown|"WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"]] | |||
File:brimleybitches.jpg|Bitches dont know about my [[DIABEETUS]] (sound like giant peenis amirite?) | |||
File:BITCHES_DONT_KNOW_BOUT_MY_TRICORDER_READINGS_SPOCK.jpg|Bitches don't know bout my [[Star Trek|tricorder]] readings. | |||
File:Bitchesshotweb.gif|Bitches can't [[How_do_I_shot_web?|shot web]]. | |||
File:Tonystark_bitches.jpg | |||
File:IpodBitch.jpg|Nor did he | |||
File:bitches_dont_know_bout_phelps.jpg | |||
File:Bffjill.png|bitches [[IDK%2C_my_BFF_Jill%3F|dk bout my bff jill??]] | |||
File:Bitches_dont_know_bout_my_vick.jpg|[[Michael Vick]] | |||
File:BDK Oxiclean.JPG|Bitches donno bout [[Billy Mays]]' crappy products! | |||
File:shoulders.jpg|Bitches don't know bout my s4 shouldas | |||
File:Bitches Don't Know BoutMy Pornography.jpg|Bitches don't know bout my [[X%3F_In_My_Y%3F|pornography]]! | |||
File:Obscopyir8.jpg | |||
File:BitchesDontKnowBoutMyDynamicIP.jpg|Bitches don't know bout my dynamic IP address. | |||
File:BOUT_MY_MM9.jpg|Mega Man 9 rapes u | |||
File:DON'TKNOWTROLLFACE.jpg|Bitches don't know bout my [[coolface]]. | |||
File:Dont_Know_Objection.png | |||
File:Dexterssecret.jpg|Bitches don't know bout [[Dexter]]'s [[cookie|secret]]. | |||
File:Bitches Don't Know Codey Porter.jpg|Bitches don't know bout my [[Codey Porter|sandbox]] | |||
File:Dontknowfritzl.jpg|Bitches don't know bout my [[Josef Fritzl|cellar]]. | |||
File:A-Log Bitches Don't Know.png|Bitches don't know bout my [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto|six inch foxdick.]] | |||
File:Bitchesdontknowboutfgsfds.JPG|Bitches don't know bout [[FGSFDS|fgsfds]]. | |||
File:DontKnowBoutBeard.jpg|And he had one thing you haven't got... a GREAT, BIG, BUSHY BEARD! | |||
File:Bitcheszealess.jpg|Stupid guild leader that thinks his pally is the best... It's not. | |||
File:DontKnowBoutSamwich.jpg|Brownie Samwich anyone? | |||
File:CANT_BELIEVE_IT.jpg|[[Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this|This is copyright infringement]] | |||
File:MUCHOS_LOL.jpg|[[Mark Foley]] told them. | |||
File:Bitches_dont_know_aids.jpg|[[AIDS|Sleazy E]] | |||
File:Bitches_dont_know_where_were_dining.jpg |Bitches don't remember that sort of [[shit]]. | |||
File:Bitches_pool.jpg|[[GTFO]]. [[Habbo Hotel|Pool's closed]], [[Steve Irwin]] didn't listen, will you? | |||
File:BITCHESDIDN'TKNOWCROP.png|[[Cheese1997]] | |||
File:Albert_einstein_pussssy.jpg|Pussy is relativity bitches | |||
File:bitches_dont_know_closet.jpg|Bitches don't know bout your [[pedophilia]] either. | |||
File:Bitches_punisher.jpg|The [[Crap|Punisher movie]] is being directed by a bitch. | |||
File:BitchesDontKnowAboutMyZoo.jpg | |||
File:MINI_MALL!.JPG|flea market montgomery.. ITS JUST LIKE A MINI MALL!! | |||
File:Pee_fight.JPG|PEE FIGHT! | |||
File:Dollhouse.jpg | |||
File:BlueMageSuck.jpg|Their suckage level is [[over 9,000]]. | |||
File:Johnhammond.jpg | |||
File:JME.JPG|I am serious | |||
File:Fresh_prince_bitches.jpg | |||
File:Bitches-Code.jpg|1/0 | |||
File:Ballsofsteel.jpg|Bitches don't know about my [[VideoCompiler|Ventrilo harassment]]. | |||
File:Bitches_Awwrighttt.png|[[Babyfuck|IT'SSS AWWWRIGHTTT]] [[NIGGA]] | |||
File:2moarknow.jpg|2 [[MOAR]] BIG MACS | |||
File:Bitchmongler.jpg | |||
File:BITCHESDONTKNOWLORDI.jpg|Rock Hard Hallelujah | |||
File:Parisstd.jpg|Who Knew? | |||
File:Bitchesdontknowcobra.jpg|[[Flower|Meerkats better recognize]]. | |||
File:Bitches_photoshop_template.jpg | |||
File:Bitches_dont_know_murder_simulators.jpg|[[Jack Thompson|Jack Thompson]] Whats you | |||
File:Thatfuckingbitches.jpg | |||
File:Bitches-ED.jpg|Sucks to be him. | |||
File:desuvaginabitches.jpg|Three [[meme]]s at once. Who'da thunk it? | |||
File:Boutmynuclearprogram.jpg|[[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]] approves of this meme | |||
File:Bitches Don't Know I'm An Whore.jpg|I'm afraid the bitches '''do''' know this one | |||
File:Bitches Don't Know I'm A Lion.jpg|The [[furry]] version. | |||
File:Photolzaor1.jpg|You knew this was coming. | |||
File:Bitches_dont_know_caturday.jpg|But [[cat|nobody]] saw this coming. | |||
File:Mitchbitch.jpg|Bitches don't know that I'm [[an hero]]. | |||
File:Georgebush2006.jpg|Bush reacts to [[Democratic]] [[zerg rush]]. | |||
File:Bitches spike dies.jpg|Bitches don't know Spike dies. | |||
File:Boutbanaconda.jpg|Bitches don't know bout [[forced meme|forced memes]] | |||
File:additional.jpg|We require additional pylons. | |||
File:dontknowaids.jpg|Bitches don't know the [[pool's closed]]. | |||
File:georgebitch.jpg|Bitches don't know about my [[Jews did 9/11|9/11]]. | |||
File:Stevebitch.jpg|Bitches don't know about my chest pain. | |||
File:BitchesDontKnowPowerlevel.jpg|Bitches don't know about my [[Over 9000|power level]]. | |||
File:boutmyfatalities.jpg|Bitches don't know about my fatalities. | |||
File:Dirt.jpg|Bitches don't know about [[azn]] gangsters. | |||
File:Cats,bitchesdontknowaboutbase.jpg|Mongoosquilax Strikes again! | |||
File:Bitches-floppy.jpg|bitches don't know bout my [[floppy disk]] | |||
File:Moarbitches.jpg|This bitch wants [[moar]]. | |||
File:Length.jpg|Bitches don't know about [[longcat]], it seems. | |||
File:Orlyalt.JPG|O RLY? gets a makeover. | |||
File:BOUTMYBACON.jpg|Bitches don't know that i was [[I Am Legend|saving that bacon]]. | |||
File:High_five.jpg|Bitches just don't know. | |||
File:Scarface.jpg | |||
File:Emobitch.jpg|Bitches don't know about his [[emo|razor]]. | |||
File:Desubitch.JPG|[[DESU|~DESU DESU desu DESU DESU desu DESU used DeSu]]. | |||
File:Shot9times.JPG|OMG GANGSTARZ. | |||
File:Headshots.jpg|PURE [[PWNAGE]]. | |||
File:Notamused.jpg|[[Limecat]] is still not amused. | |||
File:Pedobearbitch.JPG|Official Seal required. | |||
File:Ubermicro.JPG|PURE [[PWNAGE]]. AGAIN. | |||
File:Scarfacealt.jpg|Say "hello" to my little friend. | |||
File:Bitches don't know about my potatoes.png|[[Heidi Crowter|Bitches don't know bout my potatoes]]. | |||
File:Lezard mallad.jpg|SICK LIZARD MAN! | |||
File:bdkd00dz.jpg|Wow an uber [[newb]] did this one | |||
File:bdk a cat is fine too.jpg|Bitches don't know bout Tsukihime doujin | |||
File:BitchesMordor.jpg|No they don't. | |||
File:Bitches-hitler.jpg|They never saw it coming! | |||
File:bitches-confusion.jpg|Bitches don't know 'bout my [[Anal_sex|love for the cock]] | |||
File:Bitches-phaedriel.jpg|[[Wikipedia|Bitches]] don't know 'bout my [[rape|miscarriage]] | |||
File:Bitchesradio.jpg|Bitches don't know bout my [[Hal Turner|radio show]]. | |||
File:Alton-bitches.JPG|Bitches don't know bout my multitasker | |||
File:Rain_Raep_Tiem.jpg|[[Rape|Raep]] tiem | |||
File:Themaskedanalyst_bitches.jpg|IP's are [[serious business]] | |||
File:BitchesBridget.jpg|....What??? | |||
File:Bitches_data.jpg|[[Verbose Thread|Great Scott!]] | |||
File:Bitchesraped.JPG|Getting [[rape]]d | |||
File:Bitches_prince.jpg|[[Prince|Prince,]] [[YOU_ARE_DOING_IT_WRONG|you are doing it wrong.]] | |||
File:Bitches-slimjims.jpg|Nobody knows what's in them except the Macho Man. | |||
File:Bitches don't know about my drunk mommy.png|Bitches don't know about my [[FAS]] | |||
File:AckbarTrap.jpg|Our star cruisers cannot repel [[faggotry]] of this magnitude! | |||
File:BOUT_MY_ONE_INCH.jpg | |||
File:BOUT_MY_ABS.jpg|[[Cooldude]] shows his [[Cock|goods]]. | |||
File:Bitches-MONGO.jpg|Bitches don't know [[MONGO|I]] [[Rape|DID]] [[WTC]] | |||
File:Dont know bout sparta.jpg|[[300|SPARTANS]]...WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!!! | |||
File:BitchesDontKnowImKind.jpg | |||
File:BITCHRAP.jpg|Not bout the [[Rapture]] neither | |||
File:Hayahbitchesdont.jpg | |||
File:BitchesSNAKES.jpg|Bitches don't know bout [[Snakes On A Plane|my snakes]]. | |||
File:Bitchesjuggernaught.jpg|Bitches don't know about the Juggernaut | |||
File:BOUT MY VTECH.JPG|Bitches don't know about my VTech | |||
File:Pigslop_bitches.jpg|lol wut? | |||
File:some picture.jpg|[[Nobody Cares|Nor does anyone care]]. | |||
File: Bitchsdontknowabouthollowichigo.jpg|Probably because bitches just don't give a shit about bleach fags and NEVAR will! | |||
File:BitchesCops.jpg|[[Tyler Dumstorf]] was an [[Pretty Cool Guy|awesome dude]]. | |||
File:BitchesDontKnowBoutMyAnnouncements.jpg | |||
File:Masheenz.PNG|Bitches don't know he's the head of the radiology department. | |||
File:Bitches-My Drama.jpg|Bitches Don't Know Bout My Drama | |||
File:Bitches_BuddDwyer.jpg|Bitches DID know about his $300,000 kickback | |||
File:Bitchesvibrate.jpg|Only the blue bitches know. | |||
File:bitches dont know benoit.JPG|Bitches also don't know bout roid rage | |||
File:Choclitraihn bitches.jpg|Bitches stay dry while others feel the pain. | |||
File:BOUT_MY_cheating.jpg|Bitches Don't Now Bout Me Cheating | |||
File:BOUT_MY_number.jpg|Bitches Don't Now Bout Me Number | |||
File:BOUT_MY_chickballs.jpg|Bitches Don't Now Bout Me Balls | |||
File:Bitchesdontknowmydregor.JPG|Bitches Don't Know Bout My Moria | |||
File:Bitches_Strache.jpg | |||
File:MICHAEL VICKS.JPG|Bitches know 'bout [[Michael Vick]] | |||
File:Bitcheslitebrite.jpg | |||
File:Seakingdontknow.jpg|Bitches don't know 'bout me FUCKYEAHSEAKING! | |||
File:Dontknowboutmahboi.JPG | |||
File:BoutMyMystery.jpg|YRETERY | |||
File:Bitchesdontknowboutmycarelessness.jpg|black person | |||
File:Bitches_Know.jpg|The Next thing I know I've got a bunch of naked guys on my profile | |||
File:Bitchesbigcup.jpg | |||
File:Bitches-canada.jpg|that's right eh! | |||
File:Bitchesfoxdude.jpg|also [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE]]S | |||
File:Frenzie krystaldoesntknow.png|If only she could just eat it! | |||
File:Gender.jpg | |||
File:Dontknowhorcruxes.jpg|Bitches don't know bout [[An_Hero|Voldemort's]] Horcruxes | |||
File:BOUT MY MOUTH.jpg|LOL WHAT | |||
File:Fourminuteshower.jpg|Bitches don't know he showers with Brynley's dad | |||
File:Bout_my_radical_feminism.jpg|Bitch, I be readin' Dworkin! | |||
File:Epic_Fail.jpg|Bitches don't know 'bout [[EFG]] | |||
File:Kopeyfaggotryrap.JPG|I rule Team Communist bitch! | |||
File:Dirtybitch.png | |||
File:Ignorant women.png|WOT WOT | |||
File:Bitchesbond.jpg|Bitches don't know bout Daniel Craig. | |||
File:BOUT THE CRITERIA.JPG|Bitches don't know 'bout the [[criteria for speedy deletion]]! | |||
File:BOUT THE LICENSE.JPG|The GNU says that bitches don't know about his free documentation license. | |||
File:Larrycraig-bitchesdontknow.JPG|[[Larry Craig]]'s wide stance | |||
File:Bitchesnotstu copy.JPG|Bitches don't know I'm not Stu. | |||
File:Bitchesdontknowgenitalia.jpg|A more [[verbose]] approach. | |||
File:Pictochat.jpg|Bitches don't know bout my Pictochat | |||
File:Branca_bitches_know.png|Bitches also know [[Branca|she loves pink]]. | |||
File:Lolibitches.jpg|Bitches don't know i'm a [[loli]]. But [[pedobear]] does. | |||
File:Usual.jpg|lol spoiled. | |||
File:Burbabitchesdontknow.png|[[Trey_Burba|Bitches do know]] | |||
File:Bitchesdontknowblastoise.JPG|Bitches don't know bout my [[Blastoise]]. | |||
File:Bitchesgay.JPG|Bitches don't know that [[The Empire of Arkantos|da old man is teh gay]]. | |||
File:cakeisalie.jpg|Bitches don't know 'bout mah Portals | |||
File:L e4f0f5f597c2f6dff234d5279e2ff839.jpg|Yeah... That's what they get... | |||
File:bitchessoup.jpg|[[BRB, Soup]] | |||
File:Bout_my_stigmata.jpg|Catholic bitches don't know 'bout Pio's acid. | |||
File:Bitches-Lehto.jpg|Bitches don't know [[Seppo_Lehto|HUMANITY IS OVERRATED]] | |||
File:Bitches_barrel_roll.jpg|Bitch gotta [[Barrel_roll|press Z or R twice]]! | |||
File:Bitches-Touchdown.jpg|Bitches don't know bout [[TOUCHDOWN_THURMAN_THOMAS|Thurman Thomas]] | |||
File:BitchesUnswirl.jpg|Bitches don't know how to [[Swirl_Face|unswirl]] | |||
File:BOUT MY FACE.jpg|Bitches DO know about [[Juliana Wetmore]]! | |||
File:Vegetabitches.jpg|What!? [[Nine thousand]]!? | |||
File:Prestigebitches.jpg| | |||
File:Dont Know About Diabeetus.jpg|OMG Bitches don't know about a major metabolic disorder! | |||
File:BOUT_MY_UNITY.jpg|BITCHES CAN'T USE UNITY WITH [[Microsoft_Windows|WINDOWS 98]]! | |||
File:Support.jpg|Bitches don't know bout Enemy Territory. | |||
File:AVA DONT KNOW.jpg|Bitches don't know I'm actually [[Shemale|trying to look like a woman]]. | |||
File:Bitchesdontknowboutmypropane.jpg|Bitches don't know bout BWAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! | |||
File:Bitches Mosconi.jpg|[[Germano Mosconi|DON'T SHUT THE DOOR YOU MONA]] | |||
File:Bitches phaedriel 2.jpg|Bitches don't know bout [[Wikipedese|WikiLove]] | |||
File:An hero22.jpg | |||
File:Thesaurusplz.gif | |||
File:11012122123312.jpg | |||
File:Bitches_Jherem.jpg|[[Star Wars Fanon Wiki|IZNICANS? IN MY APPLE BARRIER?]] | |||
File:Bitches_Rickroll.jpg|You just got [[Rickroll]]'d, [[bitch]] | |||
File:lackofoxygen.jpg|[[Broncofn90|Peace, Bitches!]] | |||
File:BOUT_MY_SMORES.jpg|Bitches LOVE S'mores! | |||
File:Bitches-Dont-Know-About-My-Ron-Paul.jpg|Bitches don't know bout my non-interventionalist foreign policy | |||
File:Bout my tiger uppercut.jpg|Ryu just don't know it ! | |||
File:BitchesDragon.gif|[[Otherkin]] version. | |||
File:Bitches in low res.jpg | |||
File:Stephen_hawking.png|Stephen Hawking ditched the wheels [[last thursday]] | |||
File:Patrioticnigra.jpg|[[Nigra]]s don't know bout my patriotism. | |||
File:Dontknow.jpg | |||
File:BOUT_MY_PERRY.jpg | |||
File:BitchesPB2.jpg|Bitches dont know bout self-referential shirts | |||
File:Bitchesdontknowdragodracini.JPG|Bitches don't know [[Drago-dracini]] is a '''lynx''' | |||
File:BDKHOC.jpg | |||
File:dante_bitches.jpg|[[Degen|Dante]] faces the inevitable. | |||
File:Bitchesdon'tknowpyramidhead.jpg | |||
File:Bitches-Flash_azn.jpg | |||
File:Billnyebitchesdontknow.jpg | |||
File:bitchesdontknowaboutgeico.jpg | |||
File:BDK Shamwow.jpg | |||
File:BITCHESDONTKNOWBOUTMYOC.PNG|[[Blazesonic|Bitches don't know bout mah OC]] | |||
File:Bitcheshnngh.PNG|[[HNNNNNNGGGGG|That's not funny! My dad died from thaHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGG]] | |||
File:BITCHESDONTKNOWBOUTMYWEEGEE.PNG|[[weegee|DAMN STRAIGHT]] | |||
File:BITCHESDONTKNOWBOUTMYSTUFF!.JPG|[[LINK MAH BOIIIII|OH BOY!]] | |||
File:Bitchesgonnagetraped.JPG|[[Brian Peppers|That's Right!!]] | |||
File:Boutmyfamousglasses.jpg | |||
File:Bitchespetrozza.jpg|[[Petrozza|Bitches don't know bout my cookin]] | |||
File:Teru_Bitches.JPG|Bitches know, bitches [[Teruchan|obey]]. | |||
File:GodWarrior Bitches Dont Know.JPG|[[The God Warrior|Bitches don't know bout my slykicks!]] | |||
File:Bitches Dont Know Bout My Video.jpg | |||
File:Bitchesdontknow.png|A true freak of nature | |||
File:Bitchesdontknow maryalice.png|[[Mary Alice Altorfer|Pool's open]] | |||
File:Bitches don't taze me bro.JPG | |||
File:FreedomFridge.jpg | |||
File:Bitches...hat.jpg|[[Hatman]] Version | |||
File:Bitcheschrome.jpg | |||
File:Bitches_don't_know_vakama.png | |||
File:cghdf.jpg|But, bitches '''DO''' know bout failure | |||
File:CandlejackDontKnow.jpg|Candlejack don | |||
File:Bitches-Grawp.jpg|[[Grawp]] aka [[JarlaxleArtemis]] | |||
File:BRUCE_MY_SERVICE_PLANS.gif | |||
File:BitchesPingas.jpg|Bitches don't know bout my [[PINGAS]] | |||
File:Beardblocker.jpg|[[fail]] | |||
File:BOT_MOH_DOCK.jpg|[[Woll Smoth|Botches]] don't know [[Woll Smoth|bot moh dock]] | |||
File:Doctors_dont_know_bout_lizzie.jpg|Doctors don't know about my [[Because of my syndrome|disease]] | |||
File:JKbtchs.jpg|Bitches don't know bout my [[Batman|magic trick]] | |||
File:Bitches Dan.jpg|[[Dan144x|And he'll STAB THEM TO DEATH for their ignorance!]] | |||
File:Chris Redfield.jpg|The star of [[Resident Evil 5]] | |||
File:Bdkdollhouse.jpg|[[LOL WUT]] | |||
File:Bitchesdontknowboutsquirtlesquad.jpg|[[Pokemon|Squirtle Squirt!]] | |||
File:OPR8R.jpg|BEEP BOOP | |||
File:mdfsdf.jpg | |||
File:boutmyyuna.jpg|Everyone on FFF knows bout [[My Love For Yuna|MLFY]] though. | |||
File:CBenoit.JPG|Bitches dont know, but his family does. | |||
File:Jewgold2.jpg|[[South Park|Cartman]] does tho. | |||
File:Bitchesdontknowalicia.png | |||
File:Bitchesdontknowboutfrie.png|Bitches dont know how to play FPS | |||
File:Bitches-Mustaine.png|Bitches for the cause! | |||
File:Mansonclients.jpg|Manson[[Charles Manson|fooled you]] again! | |||
File:Bitches-RichardHeene.JPG|[[Balloon_Boy|Now they know]] | |||
File:Bitches-YEEAAAAH!.JPG | |||
File:KANYEb.jpg|[[Imma Let You Finish|ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!]] | |||
File:Bitches-narwhal.png|FUCKIN UNICORN of the MUTHAFUCKIN SEA | |||
File:Bout_my_Cookies.png|Bout my Cookies!? | |||
File:BitchesDontKnowBoutMyAshCloudIcelandVolcano2010.jpg|[[Iceland Volcano 2010]] | |||
File:Bout_yo_dawg.jpg|[[yo dawg|Yo dawg, I heard you like bitches, so we put a bitch in yo dawg, so you can dawg while you bitch!]] | |||
File:Bitchesdontknowtriforce.jpg|[[Triforce]] | |||
File:Gom_jabbar.jpg|But they will. | |||
File:Bitcheshowdotheywork.jpg|[[Fucking magnets]] | |||
File:Bitches Don't Know CopperCab.jpg|[[CopperCab|Bitches Don't Know Bout His Soul]]. | File:Bitches Don't Know CopperCab.jpg|[[CopperCab|Bitches Don't Know Bout His Soul]]. | ||
File:BOUT_MY_LOLSUIT.jpg|[[Chris Stone|Libel everywhere in this bitch]]. | File:BOUT_MY_LOLSUIT.jpg|[[Chris Stone|Libel everywhere in this bitch]]. | ||
File:Starcraft2.png|You must construct additional [[Starcraft 2|Void Rays]]. | |||
File:Dylan_bitchesdontknow.jpg|Hands on. | |||
File: Zergdick.jpg|Bitches dont know bout... OMFG [[Zerg Rush|ZERG RUSH]]!!! | |||
File:Dontknowboutdatass.jpg|[[Dat Ass]] | |||
File:Bucket5 copy.jpg|[[Lolrus]] | |||
File:DON'TKNOWBARTH.jpg|Bitches don't know who's in the burgers. | |||
File:DON'TKNOWPHONE.jpg|Do '''[[you]]''' know [[who was phone]]? | |||
File:DON'TKNOWILLEGALALIENS.jpg|Only Lou can save us. | |||
File:Bitches-Exploitable1.jpg|Infidels don't know bout the Prophet. | |||
File:DON'TKNOWADVICEDOG.jpg|Bitches don't wanna know. | |||
File:Bitches diego.jpg|[[Diego Maradona|But now they do]]. | |||
File:Bitches dollhouse.jpg | File:Bitches dollhouse.jpg | ||
File:Network232.png | |||
File:Jackyldontknow.JPG | |||
File:BitchesPB.jpg | |||
File:Beard-fucking-blocker.jpg | |||
File:Deryl.jpg | |||
File:BOUT ILLEGAL ALIENS.jpg | |||
File:SimpsonsDentalPlan.jpg | |||
File:Bitches don't know my activism.png | |||
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Latest revision as of 22:48, 16 October 2024
"Bitches Don't Know Bout My Dick" was a phrase coined by producer/composer/fgt "BlingBling" of Colesville, Maryland in the summer of 2004, in his short song entitled "Bitches Don't Know". The song was created to parody the lyrics typically found in most gangsta rap and crunk music of the time. Bling was part of the Colesville satire band/group the "Stonegate Ballers," also known as the "Mic Fellowship" and the "Coalition of the Willingly Crunk," signed to Full Force Entertainment of Silver Spring, Maryland. I'm pretty sure you will get laid before he does.
Internet Phenomenon
The short phrase later became popular in late 2006 as an "Internet disease" photo, or massively popular photo used for montages/photoshop comedy, after a wigger wearing a T-Shirt bearing the phrase surfaced on the Internet. The wigger is, in reality, Rich [last name omitted], co-founder of Full Force Entertainment, who took the picture as a comedy stunt in an attempt to prove that he was comfortable with his masculinity (a lulzy endeavor due to the common knowledge that all white "gangstas" pack as much sausage as a Jewish deli and participate in much literal butthurt).
The original photo was then altered heavily by the online community, with both the face and the words "My Dick" replaced with something designed to get lulz. However, like Demotivators and Advice Dog, it is way oversaturated and mostly used by unfunny newfags nowadays.
Do It Rite
didn't know how to do it right.
- Acquire a Cooper Black style font, such as Cooper BT Black, Cooper Black or Cookie Regular.
- In ALL CAPS, write:
- BITCHES
- DON'T KNOW
- BOUT MY
- X
- Tilt it slightly to the right using the move tool.
- Protip: If using Photoshop or GIMP, it helps if you take those Rastarized text layers which you just slightly tilted to the right, and apply .5 Gaussian Blur.
- ????
- Profit
Gallery!
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Oh exploitable
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Bitches don't know bout my Norton
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They'll never be the same.
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Cybermen keeping trolls away from Jessi Slaughter
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Jesus Christ wolfaboos, we do know, you won't stop telling us
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Bayeux Tapestry version.
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Capacitor Bitches
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Bitches don't know about my Change!
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ONLY ZUUL
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The Truth is out.
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Bitches don't know bout my Fucking Cat
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BITCHES DONT KNOW BOUT MAH LAZAR
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NINTENDO 64!!!!
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ABACUS!!!11!one!
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Bitches Don't Know About His Nades.
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Shoulda stayed in the vault.
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But... Bitches DO know.
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Bitches Don't Know My Mom Made It
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Madeleine McCann says "Bitches don't know 'bout my whereabouts
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Bitches dont know about my DIABEETUS (sound like giant peenis amirite?)
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Bitches don't know bout my tricorder readings.
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Bitches can't shot web.
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Nor did he
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bitches dk bout my bff jill??
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Bitches donno bout Billy Mays' crappy products!
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Bitches don't know bout my s4 shouldas
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Bitches don't know bout my pornography!
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Bitches don't know bout my dynamic IP address.
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Mega Man 9 rapes u
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Bitches don't know bout my coolface.
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Bitches don't know bout my sandbox
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Bitches don't know bout my cellar.
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Bitches don't know bout my six inch foxdick.
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Bitches don't know bout fgsfds.
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And he had one thing you haven't got... a GREAT, BIG, BUSHY BEARD!
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Stupid guild leader that thinks his pally is the best... It's not.
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Brownie Samwich anyone?
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Mark Foley told them.
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Bitches don't remember that sort of shit.
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Pussy is relativity bitches
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Bitches don't know bout your pedophilia either.
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The Punisher movie is being directed by a bitch.
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flea market montgomery.. ITS JUST LIKE A MINI MALL!!
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PEE FIGHT!
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Their suckage level is over 9,000.
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I am serious
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1/0
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Bitches don't know about my Ventrilo harassment.
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2 MOAR BIG MACS
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Rock Hard Hallelujah
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Who Knew?
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Jack Thompson Whats you
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Sucks to be him.
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Three memes at once. Who'da thunk it?
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad approves of this meme
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I'm afraid the bitches do know this one
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The furry version.
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You knew this was coming.
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But nobody saw this coming.
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Bitches don't know that I'm an hero.
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Bush reacts to Democratic zerg rush.
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Bitches don't know Spike dies.
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Bitches don't know bout forced memes
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We require additional pylons.
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Bitches don't know the pool's closed.
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Bitches don't know about my 9/11.
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Bitches don't know about my chest pain.
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Bitches don't know about my power level.
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Bitches don't know about my fatalities.
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Bitches don't know about azn gangsters.
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Mongoosquilax Strikes again!
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bitches don't know bout my floppy disk
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This bitch wants moar.
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Bitches don't know about longcat, it seems.
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O RLY? gets a makeover.
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Bitches don't know that i was saving that bacon.
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Bitches just don't know.
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Bitches don't know about his razor.
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OMG GANGSTARZ.
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PURE PWNAGE.
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Limecat is still not amused.
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Official Seal required.
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PURE PWNAGE. AGAIN.
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Say "hello" to my little friend.
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SICK LIZARD MAN!
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Wow an uber newb did this one
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Bitches don't know bout Tsukihime doujin
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No they don't.
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They never saw it coming!
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Bitches don't know 'bout my love for the cock
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Bitches don't know 'bout my miscarriage
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Bitches don't know bout my radio show.
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Bitches don't know bout my multitasker
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Raep tiem
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IP's are serious business
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....What???
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Getting raped
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Nobody knows what's in them except the Macho Man.
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Bitches don't know about my FAS
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Our star cruisers cannot repel faggotry of this magnitude!
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SPARTANS...WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!!!
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Not bout the Rapture neither
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Bitches don't know bout my snakes.
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Bitches don't know about the Juggernaut
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Bitches don't know about my VTech
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lol wut?
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Probably because bitches just don't give a shit about bleach fags and NEVAR will!
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Tyler Dumstorf was an awesome dude.
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Bitches don't know he's the head of the radiology department.
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Bitches Don't Know Bout My Drama
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Bitches DID know about his $300,000 kickback
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Only the blue bitches know.
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Bitches also don't know bout roid rage
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Bitches stay dry while others feel the pain.
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Bitches Don't Now Bout Me Cheating
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Bitches Don't Now Bout Me Number
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Bitches Don't Now Bout Me Balls
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Bitches Don't Know Bout My Moria
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Bitches know 'bout Michael Vick
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Bitches don't know 'bout me FUCKYEAHSEAKING!
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YRETERY
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black person
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The Next thing I know I've got a bunch of naked guys on my profile
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that's right eh!
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also INTERNET HATE MACHINES
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If only she could just eat it!
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Bitches don't know bout Voldemort's Horcruxes
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LOL WHAT
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Bitches don't know he showers with Brynley's dad
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Bitch, I be readin' Dworkin!
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Bitches don't know 'bout EFG
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I rule Team Communist bitch!
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WOT WOT
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Bitches don't know bout Daniel Craig.
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Bitches don't know 'bout the criteria for speedy deletion!
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The GNU says that bitches don't know about his free documentation license.
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Larry Craig's wide stance
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Bitches don't know I'm not Stu.
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A more verbose approach.
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Bitches don't know bout my Pictochat
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Bitches also know she loves pink.
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lol spoiled.
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Bitches don't know bout my Blastoise.
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Bitches don't know that da old man is teh gay.
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Bitches don't know 'bout mah Portals
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Yeah... That's what they get...
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Catholic bitches don't know 'bout Pio's acid.
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Bitches don't know HUMANITY IS OVERRATED
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Bitch gotta press Z or R twice!
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Bitches don't know bout Thurman Thomas
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Bitches don't know how to unswirl
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Bitches DO know about Juliana Wetmore!
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What!? Nine thousand!?
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OMG Bitches don't know about a major metabolic disorder!
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BITCHES CAN'T USE UNITY WITH WINDOWS 98!
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Bitches don't know bout Enemy Territory.
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Bitches don't know I'm actually trying to look like a woman.
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Bitches don't know bout BWAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
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Bitches don't know bout WikiLove
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Bitches LOVE S'mores!
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Bitches don't know bout my non-interventionalist foreign policy
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Ryu just don't know it !
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Otherkin version.
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Stephen Hawking ditched the wheels last thursday
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Nigras don't know bout my patriotism.
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Bitches dont know bout self-referential shirts
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Bitches don't know Drago-dracini is a lynx
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Dante faces the inevitable.
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Bitches know, bitches obey.
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A true freak of nature
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Hatman Version
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But, bitches DO know bout failure
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Candlejack don
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Grawp aka JarlaxleArtemis
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Bitches don't know bout my PINGAS
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Botches don't know bot moh dock
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Doctors don't know about my disease
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Bitches don't know bout my magic trick
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The star of Resident Evil 5
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BEEP BOOP
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Everyone on FFF knows bout MLFY though.
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Bitches dont know, but his family does.
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Cartman does tho.
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Bitches dont know how to play FPS
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Bitches for the cause!
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Mansonfooled you again!
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FUCKIN UNICORN of the MUTHAFUCKIN SEA
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Bout my Cookies!?
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But they will.
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You must construct additional Void Rays.
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Hands on.
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Bitches dont know bout... OMFG ZERG RUSH!!!
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Bitches don't know who's in the burgers.
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Do you know who was phone?
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Only Lou can save us.
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Infidels don't know bout the Prophet.
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Bitches don't wanna know.
External Links
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