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FaeTian's love of hideous [[Disney]] monsters is akin to that of [[Disneyfan01]] and also follows her [[retarded]] logic of loving the inner being despite the fact his penis is a million times bigger than you and may have actually living [[STD|crabs]] on it. But FaeTian doesn't care that her OC might walk away with the worst fire crotch in history. Apparently she loved Jimmylegs before he was turned and she even gives him his own [[TL;DR]] [[Shit no one cares about|background story]]. Yes, FaeTian has no problem sending her virgins off to be [[Sick fuck|slaughtered by a monster penis]]. Her disturbing [[fetish]] for [[Necrophilia|dead]] [[fag|men]] seems to never be completely satisfied. | FaeTian's love of hideous [[Disney]] monsters is akin to that of [[Disneyfan01]] and also follows her [[retarded]] logic of loving the inner being despite the fact his penis is a million times bigger than you and may have actually living [[STD|crabs]] on it. But FaeTian doesn't care that her OC might walk away with the worst fire crotch in history. Apparently she loved Jimmylegs before he was turned and she even gives him his own [[TL;DR]] [[Shit no one cares about|background story]]. Yes, FaeTian has no problem sending her virgins off to be [[Sick fuck|slaughtered by a monster penis]]. Her disturbing [[fetish]] for [[Necrophilia|dead]] [[fag|men]] seems to never be completely satisfied. | ||
Not only is she madly in love with a [[ | Not only is she madly in love with a [[Necrophilia|dead guy]] but [[WTF|they are apparently married with '''five''' kids]]. And she still manages to suck his deformed dick, [[Fuck|whisper]] to horses and [[Mary Sue|save him from his fate]]. But despite this cripplingly bad pairing FaeTian somehow has fans. That's right kids, she [[Tracing|draws]] [[Tracing|original]] [[Furfag|horse characters]] and [[Naruto]] [[Mary Sue|fan characters]]. One must wonder about her mental state seeing the sporadic and demented fandoms she ships. Stop wondering, got eat sandwich instead. You will waste your life trying to figure out the reasoning behind this ass bag. | ||
==Fan following== | ==Fan following== | ||
Sad but true: this freak has a fan following of loyal dregs who think her Ashylegs pairing is Awwwwww!!1111 Just the cutest thing ever!111 FOR REAL!!! What must be understood about FaeTian's fans is that they are just as much of an [[Basement dweller|outsider]] as she is. Their only hopes of ever finding [[Buttsecks|love]] will be in the [[Cock|arms]] of an equally [[Fag|freaky]] [[Emo|loner]] who has no other options but to date these mantraps. So our only advice is to heed Admiral Ackbar: [[It's a trap!|It's a TRAP!!]] | |||
Just a few of her ass kissing fans: | |||
'''[http://davysgurl.deviantart.com/ davysgurl]''' <s>She likes tentacle rape She likes sucking Davy Jones' face</s> Faetian's bestest fan buddy. She's Canadian too, [[WTF]] is in the water up there? | |||
'''[http://walkerhinari.deviantart.com/ walkerhinari]''' Can't really draw better than FT but at least they don't love a dead fish man. | |||
'''[http://soullostatsea.deviantart.com/ soullostatsea]''' Can't draw at all so she takes [[Shit|pictures]] | |||
'''[http://fallendevilyamiko.deviantart.com/ fallendevilyamiko]''' A wannabe [[Emo|Jhonen Vasquez]] | |||
'''[http://oceans-inferno.deviantart.com/ oceans-inferno]''' Loves [[Necrophilia|dead]] fish [[Fag|men]] and [[Tracing|recoloring]] horses too. | |||
'''[http://snapesgem.deviantart.com/ snapesgem]''' Wants to be [[Snapesnogger]] so very badly. | |||
'''[http://elavoria.deviantart.com/ elavoria]''' Just some random pixie making cunt. | |||
==The Artist== | ==The Artist== | ||
Warning: This "art" will cause vomiting, near sightedness, athlete's foot, herpes and butt itch | |||
{{cg|Sick|SickArt|center|<gallery> | |||
Image:FTshit1.jpg|Kiss the freak | |||
Image:FTshit1fixed.jpg|Fixed | |||
Image:FTshit2.jpg|Cause it snows in the Caribbean | |||
Image:FTshit3.jpg|Cause recoloring = original | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
Image:FTshit4.jpg|Hey listen! [[Lies|FaeTian knows proper proportions and structure]] | |||
Image:FTshit5.jpg|So.... | |||
Image:FTshit6.jpg|Not.... | |||
Image:FTshit7.jpg|A.... | |||
Image:FTshit10.jpg|Mary Sue | |||
Image:FTshit8.jpg|Who can spot what's wrong here? | |||
Image:FTshit9.jpg|Give me your face herpes | |||
Image:FTshit11.jpg|Ashlyn as a dead fish | |||
Image:FTshit12.jpg|Ashlyn as a dead fish again | |||
Image:FTshit13.jpg|Faetian has [[Lies|so much variety in her art]] | |||
Image:FTshit14.jpg|Your misshapen head is illogical | |||
Image:FTshit15.jpg|Faetian's latest victim...hey horse, I'm gonna fuck you. | |||
Image:FTshit16.jpg|Her Naruto character looks so different from her other ones, huh? | |||
Image:FTshit17.jpg|This smart girl willing [[Rape|gives her baby to a tentacle monster]] | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
==Camwhore== | ==Camwhore== | ||
{{cg|Ugo|Camwhoreshit|center|<gallery> | |||
Image:FTcamwhore1.jpg|OMG they're kissing IRL! | |||
Image:FTcamwhore2.jpg|That cat looks sooooo scared | |||
Image:FTcamwhore3.jpg|So sexy | |||
Image:FTcamwhore4.jpg|Trying too hard to be [[emo]] | |||
</gallery>|}} | |||
==Writing?== | ==Writing?== | ||
Here we have an example of a 'What I did for Summer Vacation' essay as written by Faetian. | |||
[[File:FTshit18.jpg|center]] | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Sick fuck]] | |||
*[[Shitty art]] | |||
*[[Tracing]] | |||
*[[Disney]] | |||
*[[Mary sue]] | |||
*[[Narutard]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
{{ | *'''[http://faetian.deviantart.com/ FaeTian]''' | ||
*[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1236595/FaeTian Her oh so brilliant fanfiction] | |||
*[http://www.youtube.com/FaeTian Her channel. Warning: Her vids will bore you to death.] | |||
{{Canada}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 20:56, 18 October 2023
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FaeTian is a Canadian deviantartlet who likes Pirates of the Caribbean 2's incredibly important character Jimmylegs wayyyyy too much. Who the fuck is Jimmylegs? We found the answer and it was not pretty. FaeTian's beloved is none other than one of Davy Jones's ugly as fuck, half fish, gay ass, dead crewman. And when she is not drawing goddawful fanart of them sucking each other's herpes bumps, she spends her leisure time fucking horses, oh shit sorry I mean fucking up horses and drawing Naruto Sue!art. Cause the internet just doesn't have enough of it.
Her own words
FaeTian's love of hideous Disney monsters is akin to that of Disneyfan01 and also follows her retarded logic of loving the inner being despite the fact his penis is a million times bigger than you and may have actually living crabs on it. But FaeTian doesn't care that her OC might walk away with the worst fire crotch in history. Apparently she loved Jimmylegs before he was turned and she even gives him his own TL;DR background story. Yes, FaeTian has no problem sending her virgins off to be slaughtered by a monster penis. Her disturbing fetish for dead men seems to never be completely satisfied.
Not only is she madly in love with a dead guy but they are apparently married with five kids. And she still manages to suck his deformed dick, whisper to horses and save him from his fate. But despite this cripplingly bad pairing FaeTian somehow has fans. That's right kids, she draws original horse characters and Naruto fan characters. One must wonder about her mental state seeing the sporadic and demented fandoms she ships. Stop wondering, got eat sandwich instead. You will waste your life trying to figure out the reasoning behind this ass bag.
Fan following
Sad but true: this freak has a fan following of loyal dregs who think her Ashylegs pairing is Awwwwww!!1111 Just the cutest thing ever!111 FOR REAL!!! What must be understood about FaeTian's fans is that they are just as much of an outsider as she is. Their only hopes of ever finding love will be in the arms of an equally freaky loner who has no other options but to date these mantraps. So our only advice is to heed Admiral Ackbar: It's a TRAP!!
Just a few of her ass kissing fans:
davysgurl She likes tentacle rape She likes sucking Davy Jones' face Faetian's bestest fan buddy. She's Canadian too, WTF is in the water up there?
walkerhinari Can't really draw better than FT but at least they don't love a dead fish man.
soullostatsea Can't draw at all so she takes pictures
fallendevilyamiko A wannabe Jhonen Vasquez
oceans-inferno Loves dead fish men and recoloring horses too.
snapesgem Wants to be Snapesnogger so very badly.
elavoria Just some random pixie making cunt.
The Artist
Warning: This "art" will cause vomiting, near sightedness, athlete's foot, herpes and butt itch
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Kiss the freak -
Fixed -
Cause it snows in the Caribbean -
Cause recoloring = original
-
Hey listen! FaeTian knows proper proportions and structure -
So.... -
Not.... -
A.... -
Mary Sue -
Who can spot what's wrong here? -
Give me your face herpes -
Ashlyn as a dead fish -
Ashlyn as a dead fish again -
Faetian has so much variety in her art -
Your misshapen head is illogical -
Faetian's latest victim...hey horse, I'm gonna fuck you. -
Her Naruto character looks so different from her other ones, huh? -
This smart girl willing gives her baby to a tentacle monster
Camwhore
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OMG they're kissing IRL! -
That cat looks sooooo scared -
So sexy -
Trying too hard to be emo
Writing?
Here we have an example of a 'What I did for Summer Vacation' essay as written by Faetian.
See Also
External Links
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