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Since at least 99% of her audience, as well as the guests, were poor [[redneck|trailer trash]] [[white people]], one of the guests eventually got the bright idea to make the audience laugh WITH him, and not AT him. Since, of course, the liberal wigger brain is incapable of grasping [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|higher forms of humor]], the so-called lulz manifested as crude insult humor and Yo Momma jokes. He was immediately hired. | Since at least 99% of her audience, as well as the guests, were poor [[redneck|trailer trash]] [[white people]], one of the guests eventually got the bright idea to make the audience laugh WITH him, and not AT him. Since, of course, the liberal wigger brain is incapable of grasping [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|higher forms of humor]], the so-called lulz manifested as crude insult humor and Yo Momma jokes. He was immediately hired. | ||
Rude Jude's hero in life is Eminem, who he blew enough to get [http://www.sirius.com/shade45 a job at his Radio Station] after America [[No one likes you|got sick of him]]. He is a [[faggot|vegetarian]], and has [[over 9000|6597]] [[MySpace]] friends. | Rude Jude's hero in life is [[Eminem]], who he blew enough to get [http://www.sirius.com/shade45 a job at his Radio Station] after America [[No one likes you|got sick of him]]. He is a [[faggot|vegetarian]], and has [[over 9000|6597]] [[MySpace]] friends. | ||
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Latest revision as of 20:57, 18 October 2023
Jenny Jones is an old media whore, born in Palestine, thus making her a Jew. Her real name is Janina Stranski, apparently making her a Roman Catholic Polish A-rab Jew. Even worse, she's also Canadian. Her international background proved useful after she got discovered whoring herself on Cam4 by some network executives who were impressed by not only the stamps in her passport, but also how wide she could spread her legs for the camera. Being a foreigner, she had no problem being the face of a show which systematically turned Americans into retarded wiggers.
She embarked upon a campaign to clean up America's trailer parks and ghettos, thus paving the way for their acceptance of the Global Jewish Conspiracy of which she was both secret agent and semen receptacle. Her typical shows consisted of:
- Giving ugly fat women makeovers
- Performing DNA tests on at least 20 men to determine paternity
- Revealing Infidelities
- Giving stalkers a chance to profess their love
- Confronting childhood bullies
- Taking "Questions" from the audience (Bitch you NEED to stop smokin crack and get you some clothes on!)
- Featuring shitty Chicago Rappers
- Female, or Shemale? Can you tell the difference?
- Sending 16 year old girls to Boot Camp
- Letting Rude Jude make fun of people
- Getting gays murdered
She hasn't been seen since her show got the banhammer in 2003, due to the $25,000,000 that the network almost (LOL OVERTURNED) had to dish out to the family of the murdered fag she put on the show so he could ruin someone's life. She also once popped a fake titty.
Rude Jude
Since at least 99% of her audience, as well as the guests, were poor trailer trash white people, one of the guests eventually got the bright idea to make the audience laugh WITH him, and not AT him. Since, of course, the liberal wigger brain is incapable of grasping higher forms of humor, the so-called lulz manifested as crude insult humor and Yo Momma jokes. He was immediately hired.
Rude Jude's hero in life is Eminem, who he blew enough to get a job at his Radio Station after America got sick of him. He is a vegetarian, and has 6597 MySpace friends.
He was also in a Kanye West song, which makes sense, seeing as how they are both halfrican wannabes who grew up in the suburbs.
Scott Amedure
Jenny Jones became briefly lulzy when Scott Amedure professed his hidden homo love for his friend Jonothan Schmitz. Instead of doing the American thing and suing him, Schmitz did the even more American thing and murdered Amedure, making him a hero in the eyes of millions of homophobes and Arabs.
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