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{{achtung|This shitty app might finally get banned!!}}
[[File:TikTok.gif|245px|thumb|Stimulate much?]]
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'''TikTok''', '''ShitTok''', '''ChinkChonk''' or in [[China]] known as '''Douyin''' (程冲) is a successful experiment to create the most ungodly and contagious digital virus in history. It was crafted by the Chinese corporation ''ByteDance'' in [[2016]] with leverage later from their [[Covid-19]], after merging their [[Pokemon]] with [[Musical.ly]] to create its final form — unleashing a short form video pandemic, infecting platforms [[YouTube]], [[Instagram]], [[Netflix]], and even [[music|Spotify]]...
{{achtung|TIKTOK IS ABOUT TO GET PERMABANNED BY THE US GG}}
'''TikTok''', '''ShitTok''', '''ChinkChonk''', '''NigNog''' or in [[China]] known as '''Douyin''' (程冲) is a successful experiment to create the most ungodly and contagious digital virus in history. It was crafted by the Chinese corporation ''ByteDance'' in [[2016]] with leverage after [[Vine]] shutdown, and later from their [[Covid-19]], when they began merging their [[Pokemon]] with [[Musical.ly]] to create its final form — unleashing a short-form video pandemic, infecting platforms [[YouTube]], [[Instagram]], [[Netflix]], [[porn|XVideos]] and even [[Spotify]]...


''TL;DR: TikTok is a virus camouflaged as an app, created by the Chinese to gain world domination. And Covid-19 was created as a side for it.''
:''TL;DR: TikTok is a virus camouflaged as an app, created by the Chinese to gain world domination. And Covid-19 was created as a side for it. TRUST ME.''


==History==
==History==
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In September [[2016]], ByteDance created an app called "A.me", which later became known as "Douyin". After its launch, [[no one|literally no one]] in China wanted to use that app, until they paid [[azn|Asian]] celebrities to use it a year after. Meanwhile [[Musical.ly]] died out, so ByteDance purchased that app for $1 billion and merged "Flipagram" into one app, thus TikTok was born. It was also previously owned by [[Facebook]], but who cares?
In September [[2016]], ByteDance created an app called "A.me", which later became known as "Douyin". After its launch, [[no one|literally no one]] in China wanted to use that app, until they paid [[azn|Asian]] celebrities to use it a year after. Meanwhile [[Musical.ly]] died out, so ByteDance purchased that app for $1 billion and merged "Flipagram" into one app, thus TikTok was born. It was also previously owned by [[Facebook]], but who cares?


As it was merged with Musical.ly, millions of users using the app would be lip-syncing, dancing, and creating low quality content 24/7, sonehow almost skyrocketing to the top of the list of social media apps. [[YouTube]], [[Instagram]], [[Snapchat]] and others among its rivals would later copy TikTok's short form video style as a feature to their own apps, in order to survive the era of short-form attention span.
As it was merged with Musical.ly, millions of users using the app would be lip-syncing, dancing, and creating low quality content 24/7, somehow almost skyrocketing to the top of the list of social media apps. [[YouTube]], [[Instagram]], [[Snapchat]] and others among its rivals would later copy TikTok's short form video style as a feature to their own apps, in order to survive the era of short-form attention span.


In [[2020]], China's classic [[COVID-19]] was spread across the world. This lead everyone into widespread [[boredom]] stuck within their homes, using TikTok because of that spike in popularity. ByteDance has became an even more rich and successful company, collecting shekels of ad revenue and selling user data among the Chinese government to this day.
In [[2020]], China's classic [[COVID-19]] was spread across the world. This lead everyone into widespread [[boredom]] stuck within their homes, using TikTok because of that spike in popularity. ByteDance has became an even more rich and successful company, collecting shekels of ad revenue and selling user data among the Chinese government to this day.


==How to use TikTok==
==Using TikTok==


You may be asking, “How the fuck do I use TikTok?” Well, it's quite simple. All you need is a smartphone or a web browser, then you can feast on an endless AIDS all you can eat. If you want to create AIDS, follow these steps:
[[File:Legoshi-1.mp4|thumb|right|[[Furries|Beastars]] degeneracy on the tok tik]]
 
You may be asking, “How the fuck does one use TikTok?” Well, it's quite simple. All you need is a smartphone or a web browser, then you can feast on an AIDS all you can eat. If you want to create some AIDS, follow these steps:


#Film yourself being as retarded as possible.
#Film yourself being as retarded as possible.
#Put a shit song, and text to speech
#Put a shit song/sound, and text to speech
#???
#???
#PROFIT!
#PROFIT!
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You can also create [[Two Girls One Finger|"duets"]] to be somehow even less original, just by copying someone else's "work" and for attention. You can also [[Reaction face|"react"]] to someone else by talking over a video unnecessarily, and gain more attention.
You can also create [[Two Girls One Finger|"duets"]] to be somehow even less original, just by copying someone else's "work" and for attention. You can also [[Reaction face|"react"]] to someone else by talking over a video unnecessarily, and gain more attention.


==Types of TikToks==
==Types of Content==
[[File:Reddit on TikTok.gif|240px|right]]
[[File:Reddit on TikTok.gif|230px|right]]


#Lipsyncing, nowadays you don't even have to do any [[trying too hard|movements]] any more.
*Loud text-to-speech captions over recordings about someones ignorant opinions/jokes, causing [[SJW|clueless protests]], [[prank|trends]], and [[delusional|ideologies]].
#Move your hands around and call it a [[dance]].
*Split-screen overstimulation videos made of multiple other videos. Almost always a [[Family Guy Funny Moments|Family Guy clip]], with mobile games like Subway Surfers, and/or "oddly satisfying" clip. The other type is the [[Reddit]] post above a [[Minecraft]] parkour gameplay.
#[[POV]]s, aka [[unfunny]].
*Lipsyncing, nowadays you don't even have to do any [[trying too hard|movements]] any more.
#Make an unfunny sketch.
*[[Retard]]ed person being exploited for views (by a parent or friend). More often than not it's fake and acted out.
#Being an attention whore and pull a [[prank]] on someone.
*The mentally ill 1% searching for their own unworthy gratification/equality.
#Pretending to be something for [[worthless|attention]].
*Scenes cut from a [[movie]] or [[TV Shows|series]] with gigantic captions slapped ontop. Especially an adult [[cartoon]] TV series like [[Family Guy]], [[South Park]], and shows provided by [[Adult Swim]].
#Captions about your retarded opinions.
*Move your body spastically around and make it a [[dance]] move.
#Just post yourself staring at the screen, it will get millions of views.
*Pretending to be something you're not for [[worthless|attention]].
#Cringeworthy reposts of videos so you can use the sound.
*Women with ridiculously large [[breast]]s and [[butt]]s that twirk or "accidently" show a sexualized body part, all for 13-year-old [[simp]]s.
#Animated doodles of a character as a reenactment of a sound. Would only be a good idea if the voice sounded like the character you drew.
*Posts staring at the screen, it will get millions of views.
#Be naked, maybe in a bathtub for the simps.
#Dumb trends such as looting your own school.


[[File:Legoshi-1.mp4|thumb|right|[[Beastars]] degeneracy on tiktok]]
TikTok also has many communities, they are categorised and found through the tags on their videos. They tend to be named "X"-Tok like "BookTok", "PetTok", "FaggoTok", etc.


==Types of TikTokers==
==Userbase==
These are the most common types of users you will find on TikTok.


These are the types of users you will find on TikTok.
#[[SJW]]s
#[[12 year old girls]]
#[[attention whores]]
#[[16 year old girls]]
#[[12]] [[13|–]] [[16 year old]] girls/boys
#[[13 year old boys]]
#[[Whore|whores]]/[[bitch]]es
#[[Whore|whores]]
#[[bitch]]es
#[[douche]]s
#[[douche]]s
#[[e-girls and e-boys]]
#[[e-girls and e-boys]]
#[[Girl gamer]]
#[[Girl gamer]]
#[[weeb]]s
#[[faggot]]s and [[furries]]
#[[furries]]
#[[virgin]]s and [[weeb]]s
#[[attention whores]]
#[[you|losers]]/[[you|retard]]s
#[[SJW]]s
#[[faggot]]s
#[[retard]]s
#[[virgin]]s
#[[you|losers]]


==See also==
==See also==
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*[[Vine]]  
*[[Vine]]  
*[[Twitter]]
*[[Twitter]]
*[[Mia Janin]]
*[[Musical.ly]]
*[[Musical.ly]]
*[[Instagram]]
*[[Instagram]]
*[[China]]
*[[China]]
*[[Drama]] - and also this one.
*[[Drama]] - and also this one.
{{azn}}
{{Qing}}
{{Social Media}}
{{Social Media}}
[[Category:Social Media]]
 
{{timeline|Featured article August 29 & 30, [[2023]]|[[Donald Drumpf]]|[[TikTok]]|[[Breaking Bad]]}}

Latest revision as of 07:05, 23 April 2024

Stimulate much?
TIKTOK IS ABOUT TO GET PERMABANNED BY THE US GG

TikTok, ShitTok, ChinkChonk, NigNog or in China known as Douyin (程冲) is a successful experiment to create the most ungodly and contagious digital virus in history. It was crafted by the Chinese corporation ByteDance in 2016 with leverage after Vine shutdown, and later from their Covid-19, when they began merging their Pokemon with Musical.ly to create its final form — unleashing a short-form video pandemic, infecting platforms YouTube, Instagram, Netflix, XVideos and even Spotify...

TL;DR: TikTok is a virus camouflaged as an app, created by the Chinese to gain world domination. And Covid-19 was created as a side for it. TRUST ME.

History

In September 2016, ByteDance created an app called "A.me", which later became known as "Douyin". After its launch, literally no one in China wanted to use that app, until they paid Asian celebrities to use it a year after. Meanwhile Musical.ly died out, so ByteDance purchased that app for $1 billion and merged "Flipagram" into one app, thus TikTok was born. It was also previously owned by Facebook, but who cares?

As it was merged with Musical.ly, millions of users using the app would be lip-syncing, dancing, and creating low quality content 24/7, somehow almost skyrocketing to the top of the list of social media apps. YouTube, Instagram, Snapchat and others among its rivals would later copy TikTok's short form video style as a feature to their own apps, in order to survive the era of short-form attention span.

In 2020, China's classic COVID-19 was spread across the world. This lead everyone into widespread boredom stuck within their homes, using TikTok because of that spike in popularity. ByteDance has became an even more rich and successful company, collecting shekels of ad revenue and selling user data among the Chinese government to this day.

Using TikTok

Beastars degeneracy on the tok tik

You may be asking, “How the fuck does one use TikTok?” Well, it's quite simple. All you need is a smartphone or a web browser, then you can feast on an AIDS all you can eat. If you want to create some AIDS, follow these steps:

  1. Film yourself being as retarded as possible.
  2. Put a shit song/sound, and text to speech
  3. ???
  4. PROFIT!

If your TikTok is viral enough, you may start a TikTok challenge or trend, where millions of people will be sucked into a varient of the TikTok virus.

You can also create "duets" to be somehow even less original, just by copying someone else's "work" and for attention. You can also "react" to someone else by talking over a video unnecessarily, and gain more attention.

Types of Content

  • Loud text-to-speech captions over recordings about someones ignorant opinions/jokes, causing clueless protests, trends, and ideologies.
  • Split-screen overstimulation videos made of multiple other videos. Almost always a Family Guy clip, with mobile games like Subway Surfers, and/or "oddly satisfying" clip. The other type is the Reddit post above a Minecraft parkour gameplay.
  • Lipsyncing, nowadays you don't even have to do any movements any more.
  • Retarded person being exploited for views (by a parent or friend). More often than not it's fake and acted out.
  • The mentally ill 1% searching for their own unworthy gratification/equality.
  • Scenes cut from a movie or series with gigantic captions slapped ontop. Especially an adult cartoon TV series like Family Guy, South Park, and shows provided by Adult Swim.
  • Move your body spastically around and make it a dance move.
  • Pretending to be something you're not for attention.
  • Women with ridiculously large breasts and butts that twirk or "accidently" show a sexualized body part, all for 13-year-old simps.
  • Posts staring at the screen, it will get millions of views.

TikTok also has many communities, they are categorised and found through the tags on their videos. They tend to be named "X"-Tok like "BookTok", "PetTok", "FaggoTok", etc.

Userbase

These are the most common types of users you will find on TikTok.

  1. SJWs
  2. attention whores
  3. 12 – 16 year old girls/boys
  4. whores/bitches
  5. douches
  6. e-girls and e-boys
  7. Girl gamer
  8. faggots and furries
  9. virgins and weebs
  10. losers/retards

See also

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