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The '''Giant Isopod''' ''Bathynomus giganteus'' is the physical embodiment of [[awesome]].  They are closely related to sow bugs, and live >9000 feet under the sea.  [[Last Thursday|Some time ago]], a pic of these critters devouring their natural prey, the Dorito,  was posted in a blog OL and an [[internet phenomenon|internets phenomenon]] was born.
The '''Giant Isopod''' ''Bathynomus giganteus'' is the physical embodiment of [[awesome]].  They are closely related to sow bugs, and live >9000 feet under the sea.  [[Last Thursday|Some time ago]], a pic of these critters devouring their natural prey, the Dorito,  was posted in a blog OL and an [[internet phenomenon|internets phenomenon]] was born.


==Everyone <3 Isopod==
== Everyone <3 Isopod ==
[[Image:Klappar skalbagge.jpg|thumb|175px|Klappar skalbagge]]
The Doritopod pic was spammed all over blogs and forums, garnishing both [[WTF|amazement]] and [[This looks shopped|disbelief]], although many people thought they were looking at the remnants of the world's tackiest lobster dinner.  [[Lusers]] made Giant Isopod fanart, t-shirts, and wrote songs dedicated to them, because the internet really [[Basement dwellers|doesn't have anything better to do]].


==Fun Facts==
The Doritopod pic was spammed all over blogs and forums, garnishing both [[WTF|amazement]] and [[This looks shopped|disbelief]], although many people thought they were looking at the remnants of the world's tackiest lobster dinner.  [[Lusers]] made Giant Isopod fanart, t-shirts, and wrote {{ytlink|J6AiZaGBal0|songs}} dedicated to them, because the internet really [[Basement dwellers|doesn't have anything better to do]].
[[Image:PB's quest for flavor.jpg|thumb|175px|Behold, the [[fail|power]] of corporate focus groups.]]
*Giant Isopod, along with [[Mudkip|Axolotl]] and [[Fishing Cat]], is one of the most common [[Is This Battletoads|"what is this?"]] threads on /an/.  You can troll them to no end with it.
*Ikea Home Furnishings distributes a plush isopod in its children's department. It's name is "Klappar Skalbagge," which is Swedish for beetle.
*Frito-Lay tried a fail marketing campaign for Doritos using a Giant Isopod character named PB (Pill Bug).  They even [http://www.unlockxbox.com/gameIdeas/gameIdeaDetails.aspx?gameId=64 made him into an xbawks game].
*Some idiot put together an entire album of songs dedicated to the Giant Isopod and tried to get Doritos to sponsor him.  His lulzy pitch letter to Frito-Lay can be found [http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/2561831 here], in which he somehow managed to [[fail|misspell 'Doritos']].


<center>
<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Isopod minerals.jpg|[[Starcraft|The Zerg are already among us.]]
Image:Doritopod lolcatfail.jpg|You knew [[lolcats]] would ruin this one eventually.
Image:Prehistoric trilobites struggle with modern packaging.jpg
Image:Doritos om nom nom.jpg
Image:Dorito Isopod drawing.png
</gallery>
</center>


{{quote2|I must add [[Lie|I am also a fan of Doritos, particularly the chilli heatwave ones]]. They're [[Fellatio|possibly the nicest crisps around]].|restlessboy, idiot.}}
== Fun Facts ==


==What have we learned today?==
* Giant Isopod, along with [[Mudkip|Axolotl]] and [[Fishing Cat]], is one of the most common [[Is This Battletoads|"what is this?"]] threads on /an/.  You can troll them to no end with it.
[[Image:Giant isopod3.jpg|thumb|Yeah, it's pretty big.]]
* Ikea Home Furnishings distributes a plush isopod in its children's department. It's name is "Klappar Skalbagge," which is Swedish for beetle.
Deep-sea crustaceans are kick ass, and people will try to [[Jews|make money off of ''anything'']].
* Frito-Lay tried a fail marketing campaign for Doritos using a Giant Isopod character named PB (Pill Bug).  They even [http://www.unlockxbox.com/gameIdeas/gameIdeaDetails.aspx?gameId=64 made him into an xbawks game].
* Some idiot put together an entire album of songs dedicated to the Giant Isopod and tried to get Doritos to sponsor him.  His lulzy pitch letter to Frito-Lay can be found [http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/2561831 here], in which he somehow managed to [[fail|misspell 'Doritos']].


==The Giant Isopod in Action==
{{quote2|I must add [[Lie|I am also a fan of Doritos, particularly the chilli heatwave ones]]. They're [[Fellatio|possibly the nicest crisps around]].|restlessboy, idiot.}}
[[Image:Isopod_eats_bush.jpg|thumb|175px|right|Doing great justice.]]


== Gallery ==


<youtube>xeOSXtBCY30</youtube>
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Image:O HAI isopod.jpg
 
Image:Giant isopod2.jpg|OH SHI-
 
Image:Giant isopod3.jpg|Yeah, it's pretty big.
 
Image:Giant-isopod.jpg|KILL IT!  KILL IT WITH FIRE! OH GOD OH GOD GET IT AWAY!
==Gallery==
Image:Kitteh isopod.jpg|Oh, those crazy Japanese.
<gallery>
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Touch fuck.jpg
Image:Klappar skalbagge.jpg|Klappar skalbagge
Image:PB's quest for flavor.jpg|Behold, the [[fail|power]] of corporate focus groups.
Image:Isopod shirt2.png|Giant Isopod t-shirt design.
Image:Isopod shirt2.png|Giant Isopod t-shirt design.
Image:Isopodfag.jpg|[[Trying too hard|"hey guise am i funnay yet?"]]
Image:Isopodfag.jpg|[[Trying too hard|"hey guise am i funnay yet?"]]
Image:Kabuto.gif|Isopod [[pokemans]]
Image:Kabuto.gif|Isopod [[pokemans]]
Image:Isopod furry.jpg|[[Rules of the internet|Rule 9039:]] if it is an animal, there are [[furries]] into it.
Image:Isopod furry.jpg|[[Rules of the internet|Rule 9039:]] if it is an animal, there are [[furries]] into it.
Image:Giant isopod2.jpg|OH SHI-
Image:Doritopod lolcatfail.jpg|You knew [[lolcats]] would ruin this one eventually.
Image:Kitteh isopod.jpg|Oh, those crazy Japanese.
Image:Giant-isopod-is-awesome2.jpg|Giant isopod is awesome.
Image:Giant-isopod-is-awesome2.jpg|Giant isopod is awesome.
Image:Isopod minerals.jpg|[[Starcraft|The Zerg are already among us.]]
Image:Isopod_eats_bush.jpg|Doing great justice.
</gallery>
</gallery>}}
 
== Videos ==
 
<center><youtube>xeOSXtBCY30</youtube></center>
 
== See Also ==
 
* [[Awesome]]
* [[EXTREME ANIMALS]]
* [[Spider]]
* [[Camel spider]]
* [[Centipedes]]
* [[BREADCRAB]]
 
 
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==See Also==
*[[Awesome]]
*[[EXTREME ANIMALS]]
*[[Spider]]
*[[Camel spider]]
*[[Centipedes]]
*[[BREADCRAB]]
[[Category:Image Macros]]
[[Category:Image Macros]]
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]

Latest revision as of 00:22, 2 May 2016

The Giant Isopod Bathynomus giganteus is the physical embodiment of awesome. They are closely related to sow bugs, and live >9000 feet under the sea. Some time ago, a pic of these critters devouring their natural prey, the Dorito, was posted in a blog OL and an internets phenomenon was born.

Everyone <3 Isopod

The Doritopod pic was spammed all over blogs and forums, garnishing both amazement and disbelief, although many people thought they were looking at the remnants of the world's tackiest lobster dinner. Lusers made Giant Isopod fanart, t-shirts, and wrote songs dedicated to them, because the internet really doesn't have anything better to do.

Fun Facts

  • Giant Isopod, along with Axolotl and Fishing Cat, is one of the most common "what is this?" threads on /an/. You can troll them to no end with it.
  • Ikea Home Furnishings distributes a plush isopod in its children's department. It's name is "Klappar Skalbagge," which is Swedish for beetle.
  • Frito-Lay tried a fail marketing campaign for Doritos using a Giant Isopod character named PB (Pill Bug). They even made him into an xbawks game.
  • Some idiot put together an entire album of songs dedicated to the Giant Isopod and tried to get Doritos to sponsor him. His lulzy pitch letter to Frito-Lay can be found here, in which he somehow managed to misspell 'Doritos'.
   
“ 		 
I must add I am also a fan of Doritos, particularly the chilli heatwave ones. They're possibly the nicest crisps around.
  		„
  		 

—restlessboy, idiot.

Gallery

  • OH SHI-
    OH SHI-
  • Yeah, it's pretty big.
    Yeah, it's pretty big.
  • KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! OH GOD OH GOD GET IT AWAY!
    KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! OH GOD OH GOD GET IT AWAY!
  • Oh, those crazy Japanese.
    Oh, those crazy Japanese.
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Videos

See Also


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