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Susie Q's Party Game
Susie Q's Party Game is a quim-quivering story from 1990 that has managed to survive to voting age. At over twenty years old, it is older than most /b/tards. This story has been circulating on the internet for at least 20 years, making it an ancient meme. Susie Q's Party Game is so erotic, it is guaranteed to make most women get instantly wet. It originated in alt.sex.stories or alt.sex, and was continually reposted to these newsgroups by popular demand. It is the most powerful verbal aphrodisiac known to man. Use it with caution. The reader should also have clean underwear on hand, because you will cream in your jeans.
The following is a modernized version for use with Web 2.0. The original, posted on April 22, 1990 and attributed to someone named John Carter, can be found here in its original Usenet formatting. Or, you can just find it in a Special Encyclopedia Dramatica Proofread Version placed after the present-day version.
Happy fapping!
Intro
You are at a party with Paul. You know about a third of the people and it seems a friendly group. People are getting to know each other and a group in the back bedroom is playing "Dare." Dare, you find out, is a game where you pick a card when your turn comes and must accept the dare, or take off something. One man is shirtless when you walk in, so the game has been going for a little while. One girl you don't know is in her slip. You ask Paul to join the game with you, but he wants to talk to some friends in the kitchen. You go in alone.
When your turn comes, you are to, "With a blindfold on, Kiss three members of the opposite sex and then say who was who." Three men are picked out, you are blindfolded. The first seems to be trying to lick your tonsils. The second uses less tongue, but spends nearly a minute feeling your ass as he kisses you. The third also uses a lot of tongue and not only feels your ass, but fondles your breasts as well. You tolerate all of it because if you stop any of them, you will fail the dare. You take off the blindfold and correctly pick out the three, one because of a beard, and the other two because of a guess at their height.
When it is your turn again, a woman is down to bra and panties, a man to his shorts, and you draw, "Show your underwear to anyone who can guess its color. Three people can try." You take a deep breath because you are wearing a garter belt with matching see-through black panties. You know that one can easily read through them. Again three men are picked from the group. The first guesses that you aren't wearing any. You laugh and tell him he's wrong. The second guesses black, and you realize he's won. You get him to back up and lift your dress so that only he can see. He whistles appreciatively.
The host of the game tells you that since you lost you have to take something off, and with a sly grin you reach under your skirt and untie the ends of your panties and set them on the dresser with the other discarded clothing. As you watch, two men lose trousers and a woman loses her bra, and two people quit the game leaving only about ten of you in there. The woman with nothing covering her breasts reminds the group that you haven't had as many questions as the rest and suggests that you get 2 extra to get even with the group. The group ignores your answer and quickly votes to give you the extra dares.
Next Card
Your next card says, "Take off your bra without unfastening anything on your dress or blouse." As your bra opens in the front, you are able to open it and pass each half down one of your arms without real trouble. As people see it comments are made that it can easily be seen through. The host tells you that a rule of the game forbids putting anything back on.
The next card says, "Have 3 members of your sex draw straws, and spend at least a minute french kissing them." They dig up some matches and all of the women pick one. Nancy, a red haired woman of about 24, (38-24-36, 5'10") wins. She grins and says that she always likes to win this part. She makes you sit on her lap and the host reminds you if you break the kiss you will lose the dare. Nancy begins kissing you with great determination, and knowing that you have nothing much on beneath your dress, first fondles your breasts and then slides a hand under your skirt, right onto your mound, playing with your clit. You hold the kiss, but can't sit still with those experienced hands on your clit. She brings you to orgasm expertly, as you twist on her lap. When you break the kiss, the group applauds and you see that six minutes have passed.
Nancy keeps her hand on your throbbing cunt for a moment, and then you stand up. She still doesn't relinquish her grip until you have taken a few steps away. Your breath is faster than before, as you watch the next round go on. A man looses his shorts exposing a thick hard-on. A second woman gives up her top. The woman with no top loses her skirt, leaving her with nothing. You wonder what will happen if they lose again. Bob takes this moment to return to the room. The host asks him if he wants to stay. Staring at the breasts of the two women, Bob says yes.
They tell him that he must answer five dares if he is to remain. He gets the "Kiss three people of the opposite sex" dare and you are second, Nancy is third. You grope Bob as the first woman has, rubbing his cock through his trousers. Nancy does you one better, unzipping his fly and reaching inside. Bob doesn't get you (thinks you were number one). He loses four of the five leaving him standing there in his shorts, with his erection trying to poke its way out.
The "Really" Adult Cards
The Host announces that things have gone far enough to bring out the really adult cards. You get the first. You are blindfolded and three pricks are put into your hands. You are amazed that you can't tell Bob's from the others. As everyone in the room looks on, you remove your top. The naked woman loses her dare as well, and all of the men draw straws. The host tells her that she will have to sit on the lap of the winner for at least 5 minutes. You watch her sit on the winner's lap, as he carefully slips his prick into her dripping hole, wondering if that will be your penalty as well.
You all watch as the host times the woman. She tries not to react, as if her not moving would convince everyone that she is not really being screwed in front of everyone, but the man's slow stroking of her pussy causes her to begin to react after about three minutes. She is just getting into it when the host calls time and makes her get up. Everyone laughs at her reaction, as Nancy and the Host pull her off the man's erect member.
Your next dare is to "Look at three women's breasts and then identify them while blindfolded and touching them only with your tongue." Nancy quickly volunteers as do two other women. You look at their breasts, gauging their size and characteristics and then are blindfolded. Your tongue makes contact with each breast in turn. You decide to try something and really give each of them a working over until they make some sound. The second woman is quiet until you use your teeth on her nipple and can't hold back her moan of pleasure. The third makes a moaning sound from the first lick. You recognize Nancy as the first, and guess at the other two. You are right.
The Host calls you for a penalty. You used your teeth on one and he tells you to remove your skirt. He was going to go further, but you can see in his eyes that he finds your black and red garter belt very kinky. He tells you that you must keep it on, but that you will have to pay off penalties the same as the other nude players from now on. He reaches into the penalty box and picks out an "ADULT" card. He doesn't show it to you, but has the three women read it. They slowly surround you and move you to the bed. Nancy sits down and the other two arrange you on her lap. The one whose breasts you bit, sits at your head so that your face rests on her mound and holds your arms so that you can't move. The last one holds your legs and begins to play with your cunt.
Your Penalty for being a very bad girl
"She really is wet, Nancy," you hear her say as she begins to finger your clit and deeply probe you at the same time. Your hips involuntarily begin to squirm on Nancy's lap as Nancy delivers the first spank.
Nancy continues for a moment and then asks you, "How many was that?"
You don't know.
She says, "Then we'll start over."
Nancy continues spanking you while your cunt is being probed. You have kept count this time. At twenty you hear her say to the woman holding your arms, "Has she started licking yet?"
When she hears the "No." Nancy says, "We'll start again."
You bury your face in the cunt that belongs to a woman whose name, you realize, you don't know.
When Nancy asks you again,"How many was that?" Your count was 23.
You guess that you've missed some and say, "Twenty-five."
Nancy says, "No. You'll have to do better, We'll start again."
You can hear the others in the group applaud and call out encouragement, not to you, but to your tormentors. You hear Paul also congratulating Nancy on the show she is making you put on.
At the same time the hands on your cunt have never slowed down. You have lost count of your orgasms at about five, and judging from the number of times the woman you are licking has grabbed your head, she has had at least 3.
The next time Nancy asks you the count you tell her 25 and she tells you you are right.
She asks, "Sheila, are you satisfied?" to the woman at your head, and you hear her say,
"For now, unless she's grown a dick." and the woman probing your love box also says she is done. Nancy tells you you must count out the next ten swats so that everyone in the room can hear and then thank her, Sheila, and Sandy by kissing their cunts.
You agree.
She takes over a minute to spank you ten times. You kiss Sheila's cunt without getting up and thank her. You get up and kiss Sandy's cunt and thank her, leaving Nancy's for last.
You spend about three minutes on Nancy until you hear her come and them thank her, and as you do you realize that you mean it. The experience was most gratifying.
Try the gay way, Paul.
Paul draws the next dare ...
Paul picks out a dare card and his reaction to reading it shows he didn't expect it.
"Using only your mouth, identify the cocks of three men while blindfolded."
He turns to you and says, "You know, I really don't want to do this."
You answer him, "You enjoyed watching me with 3 women. It's not going to hurt you, and besides think of what our host will think of as a penalty if you refuse."
He thinks for a moment and decides to try it. You're not sure which of your arguments convinced him.
You stare appreciatively at the three hard-ons that are displayed before the group. Paul is blindfolded, and you coax him by telling him that this is exciting you tremendously.
He is done in less than a minute, and only guesses one right.
The host asks you to help with his penalty.
Still blindfolded, he is forced to sit on the end of the bed. The remaining women in the room undress. Clothing is no longer a penalty. Each sits on his raging cock for exactly one minute. You are the fourth and Paul recognizes you by the stockings you are wearing if by nothing else and he begs you to stay long enough to let him come. You give him a throat clearing kiss, and leave on time as his hips buck towards you.
Nancy is the last one to slip onto his cock. She teases him mercilessly and leaves without letting him come.
You tell the host you will help with any penalties that he needs you to.
The host smiles at you and says that you will be welcome to join in on the next few.
Bad Nancy
You see Nancy get the next card.
She seems amused. She reads the card out, "Pick out three men and handle their cocks. While blindfolded sit on their cocks and identify all three." She picks out three men from the group, but tells Paul that he's had too much recently and avoids him. She handles each cock until it is firm and is then blindfolded. She humps each one soundly, giving none of them a chance to come, though she is able to come on the third cock.
She guesses wrong and the general consensus is that she wanted to lose.
The host asks you to help. Nancy is tied down on her face on the bed so that her hips bend at the edge. Each man is to fuck her for exactly one minute. You are to stand near her and insert each prick. The host will time them. You are to withdraw each one (by the balls if necessary) at his signal.
You speak to Paul for a moment and take your station. You grasp the first of the 6 pricks that will enter Nancy's hole with both hands. Saying that it is necessary, you moisten it with your tongue, and then expertly insert it.
Just as she is beginning to move in time with her partner, the host signals you to end it. You gently grasp the prick and stop its fucking motion. You also moisten the second one with your warm mouth, putting it in and withdrawing it before she can get any satisfaction. The third and fourth go the same way. The host takes the fifth position, and you spend extra time on his cock, and mischievously ask him if he really wants you to stop. He tells you that he'll let you continue later.
Paul is last. Nancy was thrusting her hips forcefully at the last two pricks, and you tease her by taking extra time opening the folds of her cunt for this last attack. Your finger slides across her clit as you open her. Paul enters her like the others, but after about 4 strokes, you have him pull out and with your help slide into her ass. Paul is in for only the requisite minute when the host calls time. Nancy thrusts back her hips to try to keep his swollen member in place but to no avail.
You've been very bad, again.
The host asks for a vote on a special penalty for you. Nancy rolls over on her back, her hand slowly drifting towards her hungry snatch. No one votes against your special penalty. The host blindfolds you so that you so that people can "Give you what you should get without your knowing who did what." A blindfold is placed over your eyes, and several sets of hands push you down on the bed. A cock prods against your mouth and you hungrily begin sucking on it. A second buries itself into your dripping cunt, but after about 4 strokes, slips out. You feel your ass cheeks being parted. In a single thrust he is in your ass. Only the cock in your mouth prevents you from crying out.
You are rolled over on your side slowly so as not to dislodge either of the pricks fucking you and two mouths begin sucking on your breasts. You feel that at least one is a woman's as you can feel no beard. Someone crowds up to your sex and tries to enter you. After a second they succeed. You feel as if a mob was fucking you all at once. The whole group has seemingly climbed on you. The cock in your mouth is pumping with abandon. The cock in your cunt is pumping away, but with some difficulty. The one in your ass is still penetrating you, but its owner seems to be getting most of his stimulation from your heaves in reaction to the others on you.
The two mouths on your breasts alternate between teasing you and stimulating you as hard as you can take it. You are glad for the blindfold in a way. The extra stimulation would only be a distraction. Someone takes your hand and puts it in their cunt and begins rubbing off on your fingers, using them like a dildo. You are so overwhelmed by all this, you can only react. It is as if you have become an object, losing your will. The cock in your mouth begins to pulse. Seconds later a milky stream spurts down your throat. You try to take it all, but some drips down your cheek.
Before you can recover a pussy is put in its place, and you try to lick it correctly. The pair sharing your ass and cunt seem to have reached a rhythm together, their pumping forcing you to come. As you reach your second orgasm, you hear a cry and the man humping your cunt comes. As he slowly withdraws you can feel his semen slowly begin to run out of your hole. His partner in your ass continues to pump, if anything with more force now. A face appears at your cunt and begins licking you out with a frenzy. The sensation of being ass-fucked and eaten together is a new one for you and you begin to come again.
Your hair is pulled and you try to keep up with the demands of the cunt in your face. A new cock appears in your hand and you begin rubbing it up and down. One of the mouths on your nipples leaves and a rough pair of hands begins rubbing your entire breast, kneading it like dough. Off to one side of the group, someone is asking to give you a REAL spanking. The pussy you have been sucking on seems to force itself down harder. You lick it for all you are worth. Her thighs crush your face as she reaches orgasm. A new cock quickly replaces it and forces its way into your mouth. You picture a line of people at each of your orifices, waiting for a turn. You also realize that you have lost any connection between these sexual organs and the people they are attached to.
The blindfold has taken away everything but your ability to feel what is happening, and you admit to yourself, you had secretly hoped something like this would happen. You had been in a constant state of arousal since Nancy fingered you. The man fucking your ass has seemingly reached a point of no return. He grabs your hips and takes charge of your movements. Seconds later you sense rather than feel him spurting deep into your core. He lays down next to you and you feel his cock soften, slowly slipping out of your ass. He slides away, leaving your backside exposed.
The Hawaiian Muscle Fuck
The mouth on your right breast is replaced by another rough hand. Your breasts are massaged in tandem now. One hand leaves and seconds later you feel something on your chest, in the valley between your breasts. A hand spreads it around and it seems to be hand lotion. Someone climbs on your stomach, slides up and places a hard cock between your oiled tits. His hands push your breasts together, making them into a cunt for him to fuck. He goes after you with abandon.
The cock in your mouth goes away without shooting down your throat. The cock in your hand is replaced by a steamy cunt. Someone is kissing your mouth, a woman you think, her tongue snaking down your throat. You can feel come leaking from your ass and cunt. The penis fucking your tits increases its speed. Someone pulls your legs up, exposing your ass. Ten hard swats are spread over the next minute, though someone's hand is now in your pussy, bringing you off. The cock on your chest begins to spurt, come hits your face, dripping down. The woman kissing you must have been hit too, but she has continued tonguing you without a miss. He gets off your chest. The mouth kissing you departs as does the finger in your snatch. You lie there exhausted for a moment.
After about a minute, the blindfold is removed. You are handed a towel and you pat yourself as you stare at the assembled group. You realize that your boyfriend was one of them, and that you couldn't even tell him from the others. The host tells you to thank each of them and tells you how. You kiss each woman's cunt and kiss and mouth each man's prick, thanking each of them. Just then the door opens, "Where is every .... body? Boy was I in the wrong room!" the newcomer says.
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